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I forgot to mention that after I saw the 9x23 teaser I got so stressed out I cleaned dishes, baked ten cookies, and ate them
cockholmsyndrome: IM SCRMEAING TAYLOR UNFOLLOWED NICKI, beyonce aint ever coming back to taylor’s next pizza party R I P THERE
Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.
bodynegative: Sdghghsldghwhgoghenksdglskjdg
officialunitedstates: “What does the chef recommend?” “Sir, this is a mcdonalds”
guywithamohawk: kandyie: scumbag-vanguard: ctron164: herdreadsrock: Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how Awwww This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and
womaninthewoods: SAME HA
4 eyes
The Tousled Lioness
startrekrenegades: ekatryna: weloveshortvideos: canadian pronunciation BROCCOLI [”All o’ y’all are dumb. Canadians pronounce things just fine. Like… *pointing at Aquafina* Ay-kwee-f’nuh *pointing at ‘Cannibal Holocaust’* Hulu huzz-tee
angryladies: My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
margotkim: Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
aaaaa42: “your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?” “he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”
that0negaykid: justaplantchilling: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: If We Were Like Pokemon 💥 too real i feel attacked
lightspeedsound: so on one hand we have a Muslim father who is apologizing for the crimes of his son against LGBT people and saying how his son’s actions were motivated by hatred and wants to “apologize for the entire thing.” And on the other
goodenoughforjazz: i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes”
mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead this horrible dorito-horfing
Thomas Sanders
donotreblogmypersonalposts: princepeaslies: sweet-bitsy: weloveshortvideos: #guacamole Don’t worry everyone I found the full video misthalleries yahgs She is literally the freest person i have ever seen….inspirational
terpsikeraunos: unrest in the lexicography fandom
dendropsyche: I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,
ink-phoenix: phoenix-phoenix: stuckinremission: “Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“ Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG. WHEDON DID QUICKSILVER WRONG THIS GUY IS ALERT AND AWARE AND FASTER
antiandrogen: antiandrogen: antiandrogen: antiandrogen: one of these days im going to write a comprehensive guide for being a good customer at starbucks 1. ordering several frappuccinos is a crime 2. “extra” and “light” are not units of measurement
10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields what? I don’t
floatingwithobrien: theinturnetexplorer: laser-free diet. y'all need to hear about gerb. gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning,
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Roquel
oprah was here
asian: Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut
uglyiguana: This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen
rabbiteclair: nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
christarenzu: a thrilling trilogy
56blogsstillcrazy: He too real for these fake kids
j6: this is true friendship my friends
beelemons: he renamed him Oinkers
pearl-likes-pi: PLEASE WATCH THIS HIGHLIGHT REEL OF THE VIDEO OF DEEDEE MAGNO HALL (Pearl) AND MICHEALA DIETZ (Amethyst) DANCING IN A CANDY STORE FOR THESE BRILLIANT LINES FROM DEEDEE “weed whack ! a weed weed whack!!!” “WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!”
azurartaings: HELP I MISHEARD DEADPOOL AS DAT BOI SO I MADE A THING AHHHHHH
thebootydiaries: backatitagainwiththatbullshit: thebootydiaries: i want a pet bagel so bad 😍 why it’s my favourite dog bread -_-
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
supericebeam: tyeamwork: I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DON’T EVEN KNOOOW @gidankuroki PLANKTON CHE SCURRILE CHE SEI
aggressionbread: the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: piratebay-premium: Why bother living when this exists eat that ass pooh
ammitt: them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
you shimmy-shook my bones
I just got overwhelmingly sad hearing the theme to Bob’s Burgers??? What the fuck??? That’s my favorite show why the fuck did I get sad
therealdjqualls: I spit out my tea at this response
dorfs: dorfs: im speechless watching this again i can physically feel the hotdog in my lungs
geekandmisandry: max-a-million-butterflies: geekandmisandry: gwynndolin: terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to
jail: freekumdress: they’re going AT it I’m screaming
Somethin' Like That
cosmic-rumpus: yeah
junsong: king of character growth
leerings: NOINO ON
abducted-junkie: ME
me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls
