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packingmybaggins: There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
protectmefromwhatiwant-: hannahisawful: This was on my lovely English teacher’s board when I walked into class today. I want this teacher.
eleanorjanestyle: my english teacher was telling this boy in my class to start doing his homework and he was all “i can’t!” and she said “you’re a peurto rican not a puerto rican’t” and now we call him jon the puerto rican’t and he cries
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
fuckedsenselesstoo: “Now Tommy you have been asking me all year why you should give a shit about English literature. Now I am going to show you what your reward is for getting the best grades in my class.”
thisisntgoodbi: excessively-english-little-b: I just… wanna remind people that asexuality was classed as a mental disorder by the DSM all the way up until 2013…. Because I feel like people don’t know this or like to ignore it because it doesn’t
willyumbeckett: one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
can-we-just-no-we-can-t: krispringle: i love how fandoms connect shit together that the writers probably didnt even think about. i think this is how english teachers feel when they analyse novels in class
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS NEVER QUIT SPANISH CLASS BECAUSE IT’S DEFINITELY USEFUL TO KNOW MORE THAN JUST DUMBASS ENGLISH
edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken
taliabobalia: riceb0wl: taliabobalia: riceb0wl: a kid in my ap stats class didn’t know what the word “optimistic” meant i am starting to regret taking this course ok but it’s ap stats not ap english calm down judgy mcjudgerson is this your
tjharoulakis: royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
inkcaviness: berwaldvainamoinen: someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so
johnjwabi: Born into a middle class English speaking society, I wasn’t routinely circumcised as a baby, I was born prematurely. Living on a farm, far from the town and hospitals, it just never got done. It never really bothered be as a kid, but as I
zephoenixwriter: desiccates: lady-tromboss: this hit me like a load of fucking bricks. i had to do an english speak and i chose the topic of self recognition and appreciation and i used his speech as an example and half the class cried *slow clap*
inkcaviness:berwaldvainamoinen: someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he
sarah-urie: foodtrucker: I was born at an incredibly young age i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
perceptionized: ragecomics4you: In Brazil they can have classes in English toohttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com Fuckkkkk it
littleprinceshota: today my English 111 class is delivering poems to teachers and writing on chalk we are serious college kids
I wish I was better at English, this college class is so hard. At least I’m finally done with my first draft! #LiteraryResponse
sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary: willyumbeckett: one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on
inkcaviness:berwaldvainamoinen:someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he
lieutenantstilinski: edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand
theriseofgallaudet: Kristina Bernhardt Hometown: New York Class: Sophomore Major: Communication Studies and English #theriseofgallaudet [image description: a white-presenting Deaf Woman holds the whiteboard that reads, “No, I’ll not speak for you
redheadlover1848: Perfect class from the queen of redheads@princessred101 ❤️💃English Gentleman🇬🇧🏏
yourbadgrrl: Ms. Narita knew how to liven up her English lit class on a Monday morning!
