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castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was
nuhstalgicsoul: In my English class we’re learning about how the universe began, and it just amazes me that things like mountains and waterfalls just came to be
measureyourlifeincake: ripstudwell: English class I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies
hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool: I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document Oh yeah and romeo’s
thedemondean: *stands up in front of English class* *smashes guitar* ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER BAD POEM
whiteconqueror: -Honey, I’ve told you I have english classes!
hotguysandpizza: in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination
paleception: My friend from school did my hair in English class today and I totally felt like a princess. Sadly I can’t do any hairstyles at all on my own so maybe I’ll get her to do some others on me.
unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
clannyfenton: in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
snowdear: We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL
etceteraface: thewaywardqueen: metaphoricalanchor: i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got
youruffledmyruffalo: once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder, “wait a minute!
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
weirwoodgroves: lesbianshepard: accidentally came out to my entire english class when this girl tried arguing that she could use the word “queer” to describe herself because she’s an ally and nobody finds “queer” or “faggot” offensive
lectronyx: aoifepocket: pitysoiree: shakespeare was ahead of his time for four years i’ve done this play in english class, and every year someone does the fucking tune and every year the teacher looks dead inside this reads like a dril tweet
puhcific: ser-ene: forebidden: natral: merrynani: I feel like there’s a whole back sorry to these 2 like they were in high school and never knew each other but then they were put in a group together in English class to do an assignment and
i wrote this for english class dont change the source xx
recklesslittleslut: i wrote this for english class wow 18 thanks gaiz xxxxx
glittergirl2007: Today was my last day of sophomore English class and my teacher had us write quotes on the ceiling so naturally I chose one by inkskinned
tulily: declaratory: orbit4l: n-i-aa: h-u-s-t-l-3-r: almightea: selfpropelledflower: I read this in my 11th grade english class and i still think about it sometimes. This is my favorite fucking short story ever. It changed the way I look at
gravitiy: daisifyed: merrynani: I feel like there’s a whole back sorry to these 2 like they were in high school and never knew each other but then they were put in a group together in English class to do an assignment and they discovered they had
natral: merrynani: I feel like there’s a whole back sorry to these 2 like they were in high school and never knew each other but then they were put in a group together in English class to do an assignment and they discovered they had soo many similar
thedoctor-of-deduction: h-u-s-t-l-3-r: almightea: selfpropelledflower: I read this in my 11th grade english class and i still think about it sometimes. This is my favorite fucking short story ever. It changed the way I look at human weakness.
Jeremy Delle. On January 8, 1991, Jeremy Delle, a 15-year-old sophomore who had recently transferred to the school, killed himself with a .357 Magnum in front of his second-period English class. He was described by schoolmates as “acting sad”. After
for-mom-and-sis: English class instead of letting my brother have his way with me? Yeah, right …
pinkmanjesse: when you have to meet a minimum word count on an essay you have to write for english class
scrapbookbeta: samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is
metaphoricalanchor: i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
nonchalantcroissant: i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
youruffledmyruffalo: once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder, “wait a minute!
h-u-s-t-l-3-r: almightea: selfpropelledflower: I read this in my 11th grade english class and i still think about it sometimes. This is my favorite fucking short story ever. It changed the way I look at human weakness. This is one of my favourite
fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor: cuadradonegro: obscurewings: I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often
cuadradonegro: obscurewings: I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that
ugly: unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
coconutmlik: me in English class: it’s lit(erature)
neptunain: my favorite moment of high school was having to read huck finn out loud in my english class and i quite literally got kicked out of the classroom because i kept reading “respectable african american brother” instead of the n word
Petition to make english classes read the Harry Potter books and not Lord of the Flies
this is me in english class… the phone is my professor.
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she lead hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
Successfully started my decline in classes today. This is sooner than normal, but what ya gonna dooooo!
h0odrich: ldr-support: This makes me so sad ‘should of’ paid more attention in English class smh
