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sarah-urie: foodtrucker: I was born at an incredibly young age i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
laugh-addict: zephoenixwriter: desiccates: lady-tromboss: this hit me like a load of fucking bricks. i had to do an english speak and i chose the topic of self recognition and appreciation and i used his speech as an example and half the class cried
fueledbyrydenn: superhighschoollevelgay: tiny21dancer: “I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school. My classmates and
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
anus: today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name
justasolitarywolf replied to your post: justasolitarywolf replied to your post: hello my… biofuckingology, reading nonfiction for English which that class is losing my favoritism, world history, and geometry. most i finished in school so thats
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
geniusbillionairesassmaster: SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question I turned to my friend and accidentally sang LOUDER THAN EXPECTED AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
can-we-just-no-we-can-t: krispringle: i love how fandoms connect shit together that the writers probably didnt even think about. i think this is how english teachers feel when they analyse novels in class
edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken
lieutenantstilinski: edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand
judedeluca: wetwareproblem: lestermygaard: excessively-english-little-b: I just… wanna remind people that asexuality was classed as a mental disorder by the DSM all the way up until 2013…. Because I feel like people don’t know this or like to
8prometheus8: aphobephobe: preoccupiedpepper: vaspider: holybikinisbatman: lestermygaard: excessively-english-little-b: I just… wanna remind people that asexuality was classed as a mental disorder by the DSM all the way up until 2013…. Because
sharonsgf: theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
czarasaurous: nirukama: drwhoconfusesme: So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him but what happened when he woke up quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very
xrdj: So a guy at my school asked me to film a video for him for a special way to ask a girl out to prom. It’s basically like the movie theatre proposal. We got her english teacher to show the video we made prior to her in class and at the end, he
eleanorjanestyle: my english teacher was telling this boy in my class to start doing his homework and he was all “i can’t!” and she said “you’re a peurto rican not a puerto rican’t” and now we call him jon the puerto rican’t and he cries
willyumbeckett: one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase
There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
thepurposeofplaying: balinkim: My brother is a senior in high school and his weirdo English teacher gave the class these terms lol ok no i think this might just be the most important post i have ever seen
packingmybaggins: There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
warlocksmith: gotitforcheap: Ten Tumblr Stories From Teens About English Teachers Who Actually Love Dr. Who You Won’t Be Able To Believe Because They’re All Fake 7. I was talking with my friends in class about Dr.Who (the teacher lets us talk
czarasaurous: nirukama:drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on himbut what happened when he woke up quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious
itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt: sharonsgf: theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties” SHE
so fracking tired. so i’m scheduling all the homework i got today to be done between my classes tomorrow i love college. and English prof. WHY SO MUCH FRACKING HOMEWORK. i don’t fucking care about rhetorical device and shit right now. and
sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary: willyumbeckett: one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on
superhighschoollevelgay: tiny21dancer: “I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school. My classmates and I exchange glances.
philplster:yesterday in english, my teacher took off her costume wig and went “I’m too hot” and the entire class responded with “hot damn”
godtie: it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre
itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt: sharonsgf: theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties” SHE IS
czarasaurous:nirukama:drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on himbut what happened when he woke upquick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious
fashionistaflower: donut-gal98: snowys1349: thepotentialpolyglot: when you talk to a native speaker who uses slang but you’ve only ever learned formal language in class LITERALLY ME WHENEVER I USE THE HELLOTALK APP. LITERALLY SO HELPFUL FOR ENGLISH
