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pashingsmumpkins: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY
willyumbeckett: one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase
packingmybaggins: There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary: willyumbeckett: one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
officialwhitegirls: for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it
fueledbyrydenn: superhighschoollevelgay: tiny21dancer: “I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school. My classmates and
erosgoldenstar: Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”
lieutenantstilinski: edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand
czarasaurous:nirukama:drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on himbut what happened when he woke upquick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious
inkcaviness:berwaldvainamoinen: someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he
fagformen: that nerdy guy in your english lit class… he’s your new god…
the-english-bounder:It was demeaning. Beautiful girl London was working at the exclusive hotel for a few days and she was going to be stationed at housekeeping. What the induction class didn’t cover was the more extreme methods of engendering care and
stonermcbonerson: the-absolute-funniest-posts: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST
I never look down on anyone who speaks broken English. I have had 5 years of Spanish class and basically all I know is nosotros somos.
Back to spending almost all my waking moments on campus but here’s to Fall and Spring semester finishing up an English BA with a Teaching P-12th grade certification. Also, entering the upper middle class when I finally have my own classroom. 👩🏻🏫
breelandwalker: whoopsrobots: My favourite highschool thing ever was in our english lit class reading of Hamlet and we all had to play different characters and partway through everybody started reading it like a porno with breathy moaning voices and
theshitpostcalligrapher: residentgayfriend: so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and this is the exact energy that i strive for
geniusbillionairesassmaster: SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question I turned to my friend and accidentally sang LOUDER THAN EXPECTED AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
sarah-urie: foodtrucker: I was born at an incredibly young age i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
literallyrad: my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention
royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
laugh-addict: zephoenixwriter: desiccates: lady-tromboss: this hit me like a load of fucking bricks. i had to do an english speak and i chose the topic of self recognition and appreciation and i used his speech as an example and half the class cried
lieutenantstilinski:edenidoigo:whalegod:tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
warlocksmith: gotitforcheap: Ten Tumblr Stories From Teens About English Teachers Who Actually Love Dr. Who You Won’t Be Able To Believe Because They’re All Fake 7. I was talking with my friends in class about Dr.Who (the teacher lets us talk
inkcaviness: berwaldvainamoinen: someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so
i’m scared for this year. the only class i know i’ll like is english because i have leung and i had her freshman year and she was seriously one of the best teachers ever i even wrote about her for my CAHSEE essay ok. but ap stats and ap chem
This is why I love Ms. Leung’s class. Learned hella shit about life Freshman year, so I knew I wanted to take CP this year, that’s the only reason I chose AP Chem over Honors English. What People Expect Me To Be vs. What I Want To Be.
revolutionarykoolaid: refinery29: These are the richest self-made women of color in the United States according to the new Forbes list Many are immigrants or children of working class immigrants who spoke little to no English when they arrived in the
the-english-bounder: gaggedutopia: Gmoras vs. The Iron Tree #chains #bondage #strappado More @ bondagejunkies.com c4s.com/studio/47664 Looks like unruly student Gmoras wasn’t paying proper attention in the metal and woodworking class. I’m hoping
groovymuttations: omfg my teacher got the words ‘fingerprinted’ and ‘fingered’ confused so one time during english she was like “and here’s a picture of obama getting fingered” and my entire class went silent it was the most uncomfortable
snapchatting: that girl you just called ugly? well she doesn’t speak English. she doesn’t know what any of us are saying. why is she in this class
santanist: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER
