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sandybrown121: some-olivia-wilde:Olivia Wilde I KNOW it’s Olivia Wilde, who’s always drop dead gorgeous, but I want to point out a couple of things that maybe Mom can use in her ongoing campaign to feminize her sissy son. First, note the perfect
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
fluent-in-lesbianism: bellezza98ceilo: space-sailor: pinkkryptonite: fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
yaaasssdoctor: flyonthewallmedstudent: violent-darts: techno-gal: memehumor: Mom gets real in Facebook post about why the anti-vaxxer movement is so dangerous for her daughter. Also, if you’d rather make dead kids than have the possibility of
weloveshortvideos: my mom gave her my old flip phone and told her it was the iphone 6 im dead
altered-judgement: 1enny: kushandcake: When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!”
When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!”
deppdeppmepp: I dont know… if my mom is doing suicide.. im dead
ohheyjorge: perks-of-being-a-weeaboo: dicknurse: sodomymcscurvylegs: onlyblackgirl: weloveshortvideos: Don’t ever do this to your mom He dead THIS SHIT NEEDS AN ANIMAL PLANET VOICEOVER! SHE CAME FOR HIM LIKE A CHEETAH AFTER A GAZELLE! I’M
ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo @sft425
darlingboo-kstew: #mom dad extended family, meet my sexy tough ass bamf of a husband # he eats raw animals and wears the ears of dead people around his neck # i love him love him love him and i will run away with him and live in the woods if you dont
I’M A SUPER BIG BITCH BECAUSE I HAD A TERRIBLE TIME AT THE MOVIES AND I WAS VENTING TO MY MOM AND MY BROTHER DIDN’T LIKE HOW LOUD I WAS HAHAHA That stupid cunt couldn’t figure out how to pause the Talking Dead for one minute and I am
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
lordshinigami: domothegreat: lion: when my mom bust in my room without knocking Denzel’s face has me dead tho. Fr tho
nunnery: “I came upon twin fawns in the display case of a mom and pop toy and science store in kansas city, missouri. it took me two years to win the trust of the shop owner and save the money to buy them. a taxidermist spotted a dead deer by the side
brolarus: brolarus: mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: Your mom came to visit me at my house the other day. She’s quite the lady…
ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo
so obsessed with Tate from AHS like I want you to be my boyfriend minus the whole you raped a mom dead serial killer thing
supersexyghotmew95: aeritus: bless these two <3 YOUR A DEAD MAN EGBERT geez your rustyIM TELLING MOM I MEAN JANEwait NO
strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain
pinkkryptonite: fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE. daaaang lol
spaghettihos: runyouclevertimelord: spaghettihos: my mom just said that not finishing your mcdonalds fries is one of the 7 deadly sins yeah but sometimes a few of them are soggy looking or have black bits or look like they’ve been sitting around
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
singingangel16: thecommonchick: when your mom always complaining about your attitude but you get it from her 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 Dead ass sure she
thefraybabe: teenage-dirtbag-like-you: thehauntedhouse: o-c-e-a-n-a-v-e-n-u-e: literally dead Fuck this mum is awesome x omg this is actually great!! :L BEST.MUM.EVER. I wish my mom was like this <3
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
Happy Birthday to MeeeeeeeI now go to sleep because I feel dead on my feet but ima have a nice lunch with my mom tomorrow so hell yeah!!
catsandcunts: screamcolor: peachhhsnapple: catsandcunts: this is a picture of my dad and i. i found him dead on the couch early this morning. my mom is devastated, and so scared she won’t be able to pay for any funeral/ burial arrangements. and
fearvictim: I remember when my mom found a dead frog in a can of peas once, it was only a little one but still to this day I don’t understand how that happens
og-wan-kenobi: Since niggas is so dead set on labeling women hoes, contemplate this…ya moms was probably gettin rawed in the hatchback of the 89 celica with some Guy Let’s Chill playing as her door knockers swung in the breeze. A lot of y'all niggas
12fv: dont tell mom the babysitter’s dead
openblogtomyabusivemother:Unfortunately mom, I don’t think this is true for you. You aren’t an idiot. You just have a rotted, dead heart.
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tsudanym: Cougar mom made Pippy some cute stockings and panties =w= omg *dead*
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