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perfectbutwrong:Are you sure I have to wear this “traditional” stuff out here? I mean this tribe is long dead and there is no one around here anymore, Son! Son: Yeah, Mom. Now onto some of the traditional dances and customs..
Steve: Fury, you son of a bitch!Nick: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?Steve: …my mom’s been dead for over 70 years.
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One of the things I have always appreciated about this manga is that the characters are allowed to be real people. Specifically, characters that fill one-off roles like Eren’s mother.She’s a typical shounen mom, i.e, dead. It would be easy for her
It is no joke that chancla was deadly accurate. My mom would tag me from the kitchen all the way into the living room. Headshot BOOM 💥 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4mxPk5AZq2b2sPqe4GufOWXpg3WJY0L8-XZZQ0/?igshid=okmqxptmh7w
Sobbing because my laptop chargers wire is ripping apart and the only way to get it to work sometimes is purposely bending it(which means ripping it apart further) And it can only take so much and I fear that it soon will stop bending the way I want it
I don’t think I’m going to live very long. Im way too sensitive and I drink too much. When my mom is dead, killing myself will be easy.
darlingvalentine: partyiningridsmouth: Straight college girls yhivi and Ingrid Mouth possessed by the spirits of dead lesbians This is fantastic! “Sorry mom, I’m running away to invoke the dark spirits and have lesbian sex, write you in a week”
fluent-in-lesbianism: bellezza98ceilo: space-sailor: pinkkryptonite: fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
miniar: melliferan: “sweet anime mom”so basically I’m dead “sleepy gay animal”… more accurate than expected! Hot art girl? YES ;W;
saucyvine: “you look really good. like for a dead person” - my mom 2k16
queenohair187: hedwig123: The Walking Dead Characters + Tumblr text posts (again) I love these but when did that little bugger Carl ever listen to his Mom lol
violent-darts: techno-gal: memehumor: Mom gets real in Facebook post about why the anti-vaxxer movement is so dangerous for her daughter. Also, if you’d rather make dead kids than have the possibility of your own kid become autistic you are garbage
bud-of-the-bud: evil-dead-head: I was kinda a weird kid in high school. I was into sports and on environmental teams but hung out with the dorky kids. I went through a phase where I only wore my moms old blue jeans and giant white shirts (I was going
thecornfedmusclepup: dicknurse: sodomymcscurvylegs: onlyblackgirl: weloveshortvideos: Don’t ever do this to your mom He dead THIS SHIT NEEDS AN ANIMAL PLANET VOICEOVER! SHE CAME FOR HIM LIKE A CHEETAH AFTER A GAZELLE! I’M LAUGHING! where the
benzocainekisses: wytchcrvft: furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay
thesketcherlass: Toriel insists that everyone hold hands during the puzzle segments whenever they revisit the ruins. Chara’s a little bit insulted, Asriel can kind of see where their mom is coming from with the whole “dead babies recently revived,
loverofmythology: I literally just realized why Peter lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead. That’s what Peter’s dad said about putting cancer into his mom’s brain. That’s why he immediately said “no you didnt” when Thanos said he
thekunninglinguist:rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Only constantly.
somerandomidiot replied to your post: So your mom was methy, that must be why you were born half dead already lmao. And a retard. Sorry to hear dat. What the fuck i have an idea of who it is but w/e SHRUG
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
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nwhotwife: Dead car battery 😣 I’m pretty sure the neighbors got a good view while I was trying to start my mom-ster truck. 😉 Oops.
Ugh my only maternal figure has been dead for a decade and the surrogate maternal figure I made in my ex best friends mom is out of the picture I just wish I had a maternal figure that worried about me.
Also @my brother - nice try asshole, but you can’t turn mom against me. You see, unlike you, I’m there when she needs me. And you’re just somewhere getting drunk and high and most likely STDs too! So drop dead.
winchestercarols: WE HAVE THE SAME MOM AND SHE’S DEAD DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
therobotmonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
my mom tripped down the stairs and my first reaction was to yell “ARE YOU DEAD YET”
ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo
dontletthisheartgo: colorthemwonderfulxo: theclearlydope: His parents made him replace his “I’m dead inside” sign with engineering. [via] IM JUST SCREAMED AND WOKE UP MY MOM LMAO
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
meulinkurloz: meulinkurloz: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
How to be a dead anime mom:
blondebrainpower:Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, 1991
bisexualpiratequeen: cassandrashipsit: yeahwehadatime: “ The 6-week-old caracal kittens have ventured out with mom for the first time!” (source: The Oregon Zoo) I have now sent this to many people, and we’re all dead from cute and writing
fl-azuzu: Shut up Eren your mom is dead I bet someone has done that alredy after the OVA but still…“Get off your high horse” is funny on so many levels in this one
drawsshits: so last night when I was watching the finale, and Dean was dying, my mom was like Wait, he’s dead? But he’s the main character!
shylalen: DYING One of my classmates posted this on facebook. The caption was: HAHA YOU MAD STAY MAD! LMFAO Her mom is having a bitch fit in the comments LOL her parents are republican I’m dead to the world salty ass republican tears This is some
theadvocatecorner: Amber Alert: FBI join search for children after mom’s body found shot dead in vacant Detroit, Michigan house June 6th, 2014Alicia Fox, the 27-year-old mother had been shot multiple times, twice in the head and was wrapped in blankets
chick-fe-latio: thekunninglinguist: rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Suicide is never the answer ^^^
sale-aholic: Tupac’s Mom died! Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/afeni-shakur-mother-tupac-dead-69-article-1.2622887?cid=bitly
dynastylnoire: neworleans-unknown: 56blogsstillcrazy: He better tell his mom he heard gunshots for them yams Y'all bouta die.. You know he dead Triggered
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
pagesofarandomrambler: susiethemoderator: gluten-free-pussy: 2tingxpatty: humansofnewyork: “My mom has nobody to care for her but me. The last stroke affected her brain so badly. She’s like the living dead. All she can do now is breathe.
krxs100: ++++++++++ ATTENTION +++++++++++Mystery Surrounding Dead Woman Found at Sleepover; Police Trying to Cover Up StoryTamala Horsford, 40, died on November 4, 2018 after attending an overnight “football moms” slumber party with 7 women at
plotprincessss: allhailtaytay: ablackpersonofcolor: thekunninglinguist:rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Suicide is never the answer ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Suicide is never,
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
matsuoqa-blog: Rivamika Week: Day 2 (The Gift; Mikasa’s Birthday) Fireworks and Photographs: “Atleast Mom and Dad are safe up there together.” Hiroomi said. Mitsuki faltered. “But big brother, how do you give a gift to the dead?”
czdata: “My Boys…” Interpretation is up to you, but I was heavily inspired by the ending of the Brother Bear movie, where the cub gets the chance to cuddle with his mom one last time before she goes back to the Dead Spirits.
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