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queenjpaige: When mom isn’t home. ‘Cause she’s dead. And so is dad.
dhalablab:Yep, mom is definitely dead now. All that’s left of her is a BBC hungry whore
laugh-addict: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
nunnery: “I came upon twin fawns in the display case of a mom and pop toy and science store in kansas city, missouri. it took me two years to win the trust of the shop owner and save the money to buy them. a taxidermist spotted a dead deer by the side
love-hannahman-us: lonewolf10sworld: killakillavideos3: Kid heard his parents having relations See this kid room is wayyyyyy too close to his parents bedroom. Those second noises have me dead 🤣🤣 Some funny shit here moms too loud lol Lawd
katara: firelordzuko: katara: firelordzuko: happy mothers day katara thanks no problem ur mom is dead
tubularfruits: Yesterday, I was doing a puzzle at my uncle’s house and my mom said that we had to leave. So, I stared at my uncle dead in the eyes and said “Carry on my wayward son.” Then I picked up a puzzle piece and said “There’ll be piece
brolarus: brolarus: mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD
grimdarkromania: katurtlewastaken: Just eff all of these people saying that Boston deserved the bombing I volunteered at the Boston Marathon today my mom thought I was effing dead. nobody deserves something like this, ever
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
So my mom put her hairspray on so thick that the smell and taste of it in the air woke me up from a near dead sleep… It was so bad that I had to move upstairs and even then I could still smell it. How can a woman with severe asthma stand that
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
fluent-in-lesbianism: bellezza98ceilo: space-sailor: pinkkryptonite: fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M
callmechaos: I have like, the best set of friends. They’re all super diverse and different but we all get along super well. And we go for weeks, sometimes months (thanks, uni) without talking. But every time we talk or meet up, there’s nothing but
colorthemwonderfulxo: theclearlydope: His parents made him replace his “I’m dead inside” sign with engineering. [via] IM JUST SCREAMED AND WOKE UP MY MOM
dasha-loses-it: bubblegum-pwussay: littletinydoom: dead-mall-commune: bubblegum-pwussay: People treat single moms like trash and single dads like some kind of a hero Because the bar is so low for dads that the bare minimum of care is incredible
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo
bigfreaksstuff: lovedetoxx25: toby267: V-Day Shake Probably stinks Peeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww MY MOM SENT ME THIS VIDEO TO LET ME KNOW IT WAS TIME SHE GOT THE RPS TREATMENT AND SHE WANTS IT DEAD UP IN HER ASS.
My mom told me there was a power outage, sorry I didn’t see. I was dead asleep.
beckylucia: jetaime-shantelle: altered-judgement: 1enny: kushandcake: When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!” lmao deadddd so true cryingggggggggggg
paging-doctorfaggot: ashleymcfizzle: tyleroakley: stevedub: How to find out which sibling your parents love more “Byeeee!” I would have hysterically cried if my mom would’ve shot me. you can’t cry if you’re dead
When your boo daddy face times you with his moms head wrap on, OMG im dead. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
fuckyeahtattoos: She isn’t sick or dead or anything. She’s just awesome. She told me years ago that if I were to start getting tattoos my first had to be a MOM tattoo, thinking it would deter me from getting any at all…I called her on it. This
ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo ACCURATE
siggymcpissyface: The bottom is just “gosh mom it’s not like I necromanced the dead”.
cupcakedrawings: when your husband loses his memory and becomes a demon hunter and then you find out your mom who you thought was dead is also a demon hunter
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
cccxvi: fapsmokesleep: djdamnage: HERE YOU GO… MADE A SHARKEISHA GIF Yoooooooooo smh. i still think that bitch was dead wrong for not fightin suare Somebody gonna catch her sleeping. But on a serious note you should hit your moms like that for
kimjays: “When ya mom slap you in front of your friends and you gotta act like it didn’t hurt” 😂😭👋#bye #dead #rip
titytwochainz: cowriesankhsandincense: youngblackandvegan: oluthegreat: tina-rose: vinebox: she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die. She got snatched up right after this. I just know it. I’m dead. Her face “I’m
phylonyah: purplelittlemermaid: kelvinatorx: trillxraven: myuncreativeurl: Hair flowing like jesus blew it out himself. ^^^ Dead ass lol look at him and that luscious hair. 😳😳 only nigga with hair laid better than ya moms & could still
friendliness: ohdanadarling: bearonautics: deanplease: the way she says it’s just the spoon is about the cutest thing ever moms be like: “*airplane chooo noise*”it’s not the airplane. it’s just a spoooon. DEAD.
thelordofthebuttz: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: me when my mom says we can go get mcdonalds if there’s ever a day i don’t reblog this video assume i’m dead
something4thelion: fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING. Daayyyyummm.
meulinkurloz: meulinkurloz: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
radioactive-ninja-cat:dan-rowbell:talisman:mom can she sleep over I had to… Too cuteI die I dead
thekunninglinguist:rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Suicide is never the answer
mysteryho: ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo #this is single-handedly proof that astrology is real
flanneldragon:flanneldragon:puttin my hair up when i cook and accidentally rockin the dead anime mom hairstyle
basilisk-liberty: ms-doodle-pants: mellrak: i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants “GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE” “MOM’S BEEN DEAD FOR 7 YEARS”
bamsara:So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn’t know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before
theatricalplacenta: He then blew up the couch cushions, the couch, the coffee table, the TV, Izuku, his mom, his dad, the house, the preschool, the city, the country, the world, the sun, and everyone is fuckin’ dead, bye. Do NOT {{Re-post}} or {{Edit}}
squigglebits: yall are lucky i got to save this before my mom yankde the laptop away from my cold, dead handsWatch it on youtube: x
laurdlannister-kingslayer: duppyman: despazito: the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo this shit so fucked up. Scrappy coming from a colorist and broken home is so sad smh he never stood a chance. I’m dead looking at his mom she
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