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lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
fluent-in-lesbianism: bellezza98ceilo: space-sailor: pinkkryptonite: fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom is dead, so fuck all of you. This woman, for you, bled don’t you love her too? Mother’s day shouldn’t be a dread, just show her love from you, for gifts you don’t have to tread, love her
HAH joke’s on you, my mom is dead.
imagineyouricon: Imagine bringing your icon home to meet your mother You would never think to be glad that your mom is dead till this shit comes up
ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo
moxperidot: donesparce: bace-jeleren: moxperidot: donesparce: donesparce: Mom said while I was dead asleep the water got more than halfway up our driveway That’s like never happened before free pool The FUN comes to YOU FLOODING IS NOT
friestrology: ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo tyler must be the most chill person on earth he’s so precious
curiousinterruption: vitalemontea: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING HIS PEEPS. OMG. WHEN SHE DOES THE WORM! DEAD
meulinkurloz: meulinkurloz: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
tamburina: I came upon twin fawns in the display case of a mom and pop toy and science store in Kansas city, Missouri. It took me two years to win the trust of the shop owner and save the money to buy them. A taxidermist spotted a dead deer by the side
sharonosbourne: YOU’VE NEVER REALLY HATED YOURSELF UNTIL YOU’VE SAID “ur mom” TO SOMEONE WITH A DEAD MOTHER
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
altered-judgement: 1enny: kushandcake: When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!”
nasty-nympho: chellzaintshit: labias: unfaithfl: chasingthathigh: cyberb1ack: I am beyond dead 😭 This nigga is not taking any shit this week lol My mom tbh I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LFMAPDHSHB Geezis Lmfao
audreyhepbuns: “You know what’s awful? Just ‘cause my dad loved your mom… we all end up dead.” - Blue Ruin (2013) Dir. Jeremy Saulnier
Why does the Universe want me to be evil? 😂 but RIP to an already dead icon and also to Prince. I can’t think of my youth without having dance sessions of your songs with my Mom who totally had a crush on you. Also, shout out to PornHub for adding
i had this wild ass dream last night that my mom and i were at the disney store and she got caught trying to steal a pen, and the lady that worked there asked me how i felt about it and i looked her dead in the face and said, “FUCK DISNEY”
thekunninglinguist:rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Suicide is never the answer
indicativeof-sideways-escalation: reddit-tales: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or get tattoos unless your mother was dead. One day, outside
descamisados: When the coroner came to pick up my grandma, my mom said to me in sign language, “I hope he doesn’t fuck her dead body”
nunnery: “I came upon twin fawns in the display case of a mom and pop toy and science store in kansas city, missouri. it took me two years to win the trust of the shop owner and save the money to buy them. a taxidermist spotted a dead deer by the side
bearnedict: brolarus: brolarus: mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD omfg
piertotum-locomottor: casfucker: #his face is a fucking treasure #MOM PLEASE, COME PICK ME UP, I HATE THIS CAMP #Woops, forgot you’re dead.
420drugsandtits: davidmorse666: maybe mom is out of weed He dead
winchestercarols: WE HAVE THE SAME MOM AND SHE’S DEAD DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future: mikefuentes-fans-united: vintagemiseryx: So, this is Mike and I from last night. It was the best moment of my life, I’m not going to lie. I saw Mike just sitting around and my mom called him over. Before we got to
@AdorableBipolar catsbeaversandducks: “Hey, there’s a dead one here! Can I have it now, mom?” Photo by ©torbasack
heretowin: dynastylnoire: neworleans-unknown: 56blogsstillcrazy: He better tell his mom he heard gunshots for them yams Y'all bouta die.. You know he dead You fuckin up
laugh-addict: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
mostlycatsmostly: GRAPHIC WARNING - URGENT SIGNAL BOOST furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding
littletinydoom: dead-mall-commune: bubblegum-pwussay: People treat single moms like trash and single dads like some kind of a hero Because the bar is so low for dads that the bare minimum of care is incredible but mums are just expected to be doing
kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called her name &
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