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“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€
“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing I noticed as soon as you stepped into the room.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.â€