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“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Is your name Jeanette? Because you obviously have class.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.â€Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
mens-rights-activia: Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
alt-j: killbenedictcumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
superheropornpics: A first look at Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange. YUS
iangalllagher: Friendships are so underrated: Alan Turin & Joan Clarke [The Imitation Game] There’s something I have to tell you. I’m… I’m a homosexual. […] So what? I had my suspicions. I always did. But we’re not like other people.
feistie: lightofmeridian: is that benedict cumberbatch I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN
kylorenswrites: How to pronounce Benedict Cumberbatch: a guide by Markiplier.
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wessasaurus-rex:a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: randomweas: Magician Zach King The Ministry is going to be pissed… holy crap!
phoenixgryffin: lockwie: kialna: archivistofnerddom: brilliantbutton: carbonmonoxide: B. Cumberbatch on Sirius Black family tree? O_O OH MY GOD This is why I love fandoms. We notice things. I really want to know if this is legit. just look
benedork-cumberbatch: Inspired by a post I once saw titled “The Men of Tumblr”I (Devan) thought I’d explain to my mom and sister what was always going on when they asked what I was doing and I said “tumblr”.So I did this with my mother (red)
pasdedalek: whothefuckisuncleken: boundforbway: act-and-live: can someone please explain this? benedict comb brrrr bat shhh…benedict cumberbatch i read it as popecomb penguinbatshh and it still worked ^ This
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: controversial-tabloid-story: yousaynotorachetpussyjuicyjcant: sirenknights: Space, guys… SPACE!!!! I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…
Oscars 2014 | 86th Academy Awards By the way Jennifer Lawrence falls at Oscars, again (last GIF)
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: ldrsociety: BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet.
mysharona1987:righti0us:the-cumberbatch-of-mirkwood:Icelandic police has killed 1 person …everIcelandic police even issued an apology to the nation, even though they were following their code of conduct. The Igloo hotel people have their shit together.
tsunime: bolto: i compiled data from tumblrs crushes such as benedict cumberbatch, tom hiddleston, you come here guy, etc and created the ultimate hottie I um
thedoctorsjawn: ♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY Benedict Cumberbatch ♥
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