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“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the ‘Sherlock Special’ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have apparently decided to dress up like this… though if you look closer you might spot some interesting quirks…
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
