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“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.”

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.”

“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.”

“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.”

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.”

“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.”

“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.”

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.”

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.”

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.”

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.”Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.

“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.”Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.”

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.”

“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.”

“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.”

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Oscillation on the pavement means I love you.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Oscillation on the pavement means I love you.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.”

“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.”

“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.”

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.”

“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.”

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.”

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?”

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?”

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.”

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the more I get off.”

“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the more I get off.”

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.”

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

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