but two
NSFW Tumblr
find but two on porn pin board
but two clips
but two videos
cougarmrsk:Ah, college - great memories! I am just about to thoroughly enjoy this little beauty while Mr. K and her boyfriend stroke off and watch! Eventually, they won’t be able to take it and I’ll not only be able to enjoy my girl, but two studs
tenaflyviper: Yes, I see it now. This character is clearly evil incarnate, and totally not just some sad, goofy, overly-dramatic weeb dork raised in a funeral home by two annoyingly genial morticians.
askstickythestickman: I found this picture on 4chan. What do you guys make of it? I’m not entirely sure, but andything can hadplen, after all. Dipper trying to act cool in front of the author
I honestly dont care about the grunkle4grandpa theory anymore,but it makes me mad that people use this as a confirmation. Please,for the love of god, DONT.Anyone could have edit this,and why would alex allow a twist in his show to be revealed this soon?
I know they will show something awesome tommorow but
Ok so he´s certainly not a perfect man and he has made A LOT of mistakes,but look at this nerd,how can you look at these pictures and say he´s an asshole?!
Ok but can someone tell me why stanford didn´t freak the fuck out when he saw his niece with a mind erasing gun.
frozenladybug: cant believe steven got not one- but TWO meep morpist aunts
one toaster strudel isn’t enough but two is too many somebody help
Taking a moment from my usual Byron spam to casually collapse over these two baby angels
My own two year old doesn’t make me feel as old as this kid does
briankrause97:Short but two cute boys
orwecanjustfuck: One’s an event, but two is a party.
setbabiesonfire: Never forget the time they flew over the Black Panther’s headquarters/home in Philadelphia and dropped 2 fire bombs on them, resulting in the death of all of the house’s 11 occupants but two, including 5 children, and 6 women and
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
familyandbenefits: We bought a flat screen, and as sonn as we get it in the house, Mom and I tried every channel to see if it was good. And it was : the quality was incredible.But, two days after, I had a urge to masturbate. Like every men, I could say.
That awkward moment when your family's guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes.
inh4le-kush: My cousins, but two 7 gram nugs 😍😍
mtg-realm: Magic: the Gathering - Planeswalker Twins It is a great rarity that siblings, both have there spark ignite to become Planeswalkers, but here is an example from the upcoming set Battlebond. Whether it was some traumatic event the twins endured
Just remembered that on my youtube channel for some reason these two videos of Arlie have almost 630,000 views.
hispetals: When there’s only one internship left but two qualified candidates, a competition ensues.
3liza: fuckyoustreetharassment: Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it
catswithbenefits: i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it
sensuous: “Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.” — Yara Bashraheel
sensuous:“Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.” — Yara Bashraheel
jen-iii:‘I wanted to give you something, but I couldn’t find anything as pretty as you so uh..here’s these flowers..’‘Oh~ Ruby! <3′
Steven can’t tell what’s more impressive, that they know what’s gonna happen next in the game even though it’s their first time playing it or the fact that they can play with two people simultaneously on one DS
cotetr: -Will we get to meet him soon?-Not yet, he is not ready to learn that I’m made of two little gay gemsWait, what do you mean that’s not how the episode went???
lava-schism: two-lesbians-in-a-trenchcoat: IF YOU DON’T WANT TO WATCH THE SARDONYX FUSION PLEASE AT LEAST WATCH THESE VERY IMPORTANT SECONDS That animation is the most fluid i’ve ever seen…
Can I just- have a redemption AU where these two are Steven’s overprotective lorge Mamas? Please
Okay so a while ago there was a picture that DeeDee posted (Pearl’s voice actor) where it was two of those robot fighting toys and it said something along the lines of being excited to work with Peridot’s voice actor and since the next episode is ‘Back
calonarang: Jasper & friends!
ask-the-eternal-flame: On Friday 13th, 2015 at 10:06 I proposed to my beautiful sapphire. She said yes and my heart melted. I know this isn’t directly blog related but I’d like to share this.
leonarajourney: Ruby is VERY ticklish on the sides and Sapphire knows that. (yet she stops almost immediately because she knows it’s kind of uncomfortable for Ruby, but two or three pokes never hurt anyone!)
l-sula-l: I wanted to draw a little something for @jen-iii as a thank you for making not one, but two incredible paintings for Faeverse, so here is her Gem, Hauyne! Tbh I was gonna draw her anyway cause I am literally so weak for monk themed characters
klefable: joyceanfartboner: profsycamore: Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style” I got
digit-like-a-bigot-spigot: I was a camp counselor over the summer for a School of the Arts type program and after living with 11+ art students ages 14-17 i’ve surmised two things. Literally, all art kids are hella queer, and they all love cheez-its.
I just really love @soup-du-silence‘s Older designs for these two and I wanted to practice at em and this sketch came out good so I finished it up <3
luzialowe: Checked my mail yesterday to find I had not one, but two brand new pairs of genuine #leather #gloves waiting for me as a gift from a very dedicated #slave. One pair of classic #driving gloves, and one pair of over the elbow fingerless gloves.
Anonymous: Could you draw Dirk as The Batter and Jake as Zacharie hmm? (◡‿◡✿) I love those guys and I love having my two OTPs as a crossover gotta beat up all those ghosts :y + still version
how come I’ve never drawn these two before oh man
reminder to self to never state an opinion here on tumblr dot com since people will most likely twist your words against you or to support their point or use something you said/did two years ago as still completely valid reason to judge you lmfao
we’re a good team but it’s the future ✨
hell was the journey but it brought me heaven
