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Now that i think about it Hisoka and Illumi kinda tore through every hunter in their way with complete ease. They were barely challenged. Illumi murdered those two jackasses before they even knew he was coming, and Hisokas one fight went about as well
You and I are the last two people on earth. As we cure leather for clothing, you decide you’ve had enough of my shit and bash my head in with a rock, you posistion yourself over my body and howl at the moon. the world is finally yours.
That feeling when you’re wearing layers because it’s cold and you come home and try to undress but two of those layers have become fused together, stuck and bound, inseparable, fused together on the molecular levelthere is no way you are getting those
huffingtonpost: It’s baaaaack — and now you can take a ride on not one but two rainbow roads.
dead but delicious
xanakin: “So he went over to my side and I did the stereotypical white person thing where I put my arm up around his waist but uhm, after I did that for half a second Michael turned around and got on one knee and that’s when I started crying.”
Work is just stress!! I have gone from doing my job, to doing my job and two other people’s job.
npharris: “or the bitter divorcé, clutching his newspaper, stewing over a lifetime of rage and regret. but under that gristle and icy exterior does a warm heart beat? only time will tell…”
maudsmuggers: “Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re
komorebihebiart: nexus763: I don’t play Undertale. I’m not into interspecies (exception for Mass Effect), but two things got me here : my fetish, and the cute interactions. I love the staging of this animation, something almost never seen in the
woooo my birthday is in less than two weeks! i’m just gonna put links here to a few of my wishlists just in case by some lovely happenstance someone wanted to send me a b-day gift to help me celebrate. If someone happens to send a wearable gift, please
asksunshineandmoonbeams:PREVIOUSLY ON SUNSHINE AND MOONBEAMS!! (check link to see what happened before)Well guys it’s been a while. Sorry for the lack of a milestone for so long. In fact, I wanted to get this out when I hit 8000 but two weeks later
shadowthekitsunereturns: simonphillip-dosser: vegeta-tears: paladinpup: kramergate: just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is
hamsterloki: madlyinlov3onda: two kinds of nerds I’m both
That awkward moment when your family's guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes.
thedailywhat: Faith-Restoring Follow Up of the Day: In light of Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten’s refusal to grant what is, for all intents and purposes, the dying wish of 6-year-old cancer patient Enzo, not one but two Food Network chefs have come forward
yougaveyourbodytothelonely: catsass: ohgrrrl: fuckyeahcutetranschicks: not one but TWO cute trans chicks! oh my goodness so much cute SO MUCH CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS AWH CUTENESS omg cuties~~ CUTE PEOPLE WITH CUTE HAIR, MY FAVORITE.
adiosassholes: but I can carry you.
hvit-ravn-deactivated20181206: irishwoman asked you: Could you possibly draw a fili and kili who actually survived the battle of five armies but kili’s wounded with an arrow in his back, so he takes his shirt off and fili has to pull the arrow out
adamwarlock: why isn’t IM3 just two hours of tony and rhodey making out
savarend replied to your post: I want to write Fili/Kili/Tauriel really bad. I… what if you added legolas omg Oh my God. On one hand yes plz. On the other hand, I’m imagining him explaining to Gimli that he got with not one, but two of his
gundma: i dont know if this homura and kyoko have tumblrs but theyre sooo cute Homura Akemi | Kyoko Sakura
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
tagath: alckablue: “Bofur what on earth are you doing” “The real question is why are you taking so long to join me” I do feel bad for not updating my Bagfurshield fic. But have a silly photoset as an apology, maybe? THIS IS
drops to knees and whispers “i want really kinky eren/armin fic, but i also want really cute hanji and armin being friends fic”
I have two SOs and I don’t think I really have any couple cosplays lined up with them.
hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m going to bed now, but I want you all to think about trans feminine…” what great timing b/c im watching the hobbit right now and im so happy thinking about this I’M SO GLAD. I just love writing
A week or two ago, Graham suggested that one day Morgan wakes up and goes “goddammit, I’m trans, too” and I still keep muttering under my breath “morgan caught the trans, fuck”
the-wordbutler: I’m sorry, but do they not look totally married here?
crowleyspresssecretary: Parker: You grew up with your Grandmother. Hardison: We called her Nana, but she was out foster mom.
side-eyeing my co-worker into eternity for 1) talking to guests with headphones in and 2) ORDERING FOOD AND EATING IT IN FRONT OF ME WHEN MY LUNCH BREAK ISN’T FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS
j000000: Stony doodle! I’m working on translation for my two new books! I’ll post the info after I finish it :D!
chainsawmascara: I was going to post selfies showing off how rad my Batman briefs are, but Jonesy decided to be a cutie patoot so enjoy some cutie cute kitty selfies instead.
bigmoneyhustle: #latergram of two babes #selfie #indevan
let’s be real here, two of the major reasons as to why I’m a social studies teacher are American Girl Dolls and the Dear America series.
oops looks like this fic is going to have an itty bit of joseph/abdul, because guess what I’m 1) super gay for abdul 2) pretty into joseph/abdul and 3) already having to combine part two and part three shit together so I might as well enforce my
ok donnie like. two fob songs on this playlist max. you can do it.
fyeahlilbit3point0 replied to your post “ssadrblake replied to your post “ssadrblake replied to your post:…” The reason this excuse is bullshit is because Tumblr will take some random white guy who had two lines and appeared for one scene
the hobbit movie was so bad that I’m making the executive decision to change my url. so expect to see a change in a day or two. I just don’t have it in me to be this url anymore. this movie was legitimately every horrifying idea that
anybody want free shipping from sephora? I have a vib coupon thats running out on the 21st and I can’t rationalize making two trips to sephora in a month
so last time I got observed I had a kid start bleeding mid-lesson. this time around I had not one, but two(!!!!) students show up in slings, one of them breaking his collarbone and the other one busting her wrist after slipping on ice yesterday. it also
just so everyone knows, I couldn’t find my face latex the two mornings I was cosplaying spw. so I resorted to chewing gum and spirit glue. it actually worked really well???? so if you are in a pinch, consider that method.
solidschlange: meowgon: discourse-inferno: discourse-inferno: discourse-inferno: hamdrilton tell my wife they wont even let john adams fuck the flag anyways washington tells me i can assume federal debt but hes not running in the next election.
igura: diamond was p great but it needed more of this????
thenightvaleintern: I was only going to post this on twitter but I messed up w image quality and I didnt want to re-upload so, here ya go, some old stuff Some ango, some kravitz, some gay dads napping w ango and reaper! taako from this great role-swap
mortinfamiart: I’m going so insaaaaane for this serieeeeee ¸.•*¨) ♫ ♪ [I know that a lot of ppl is drawing Toshinori with the U.A. uniform, at the same age of Yamada e Aizawa, but it’s really.. not? He should be more close to Endevour’s
willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws
paddington-two:find your age on your spotify top 100 and tell me what song is there. mine is bedroom hymns by florence + the machine
I really wanted to participate last year but never drew anything for it so this year i decided to change that SO HERES MY WITCHSONABasically has a giant moth that sits on its head and keeps trying to eat their cloak and skirt
ijionano: jncos: jncos: Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit
munashiino:To celebrate the release of the 5th Volume of DRAMAtical Murder Drama CD, here’s the picture of our two favorite Seiyuu in the Valentine’s Day Event!
Tfw you end up making not one, but two +7 Enhanced Variant Shoes:
topcopisback: This one is just for you and you know who you are. Enjoy!Just one load a day keeps the Dr. away but two is much much better. Follow me: TopCopIsBack.tumblr.comCourtesy of TimRod586.tumblr.com. Check his page out.
shadowsonthescreen: There are no hurricanes in space. It’s true your molten gold could never be taken for rain but galaxies tear from my throat, stars scorch my bones and you are the storm and the eye of the storm Even my ashes will follow you home
goodwinsginnifer: IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
studio-forty-two: Make Me Choose ↳ tennantmeister asked: DI DisgustedFace McGrumpyPants vs DI SexyBrogue McSingsAlot make me choose
bigbardafree: I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm
mizgnomer: David Tennant - Charlie Gray photo shoot (part two) Fright Night photographs (part one here) Please click the photos for larger images
minisawhent: #there has never been a scene with more sexual tension between two people who are fully clothed and one is a bloody nun
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun