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davis-viola: Here’s what we are all about. One, free hotel rooms. Two, a huge hall full of cool police tech. Three, the Buffalo PD always throws an insane party.
shanebergaras:Let’s just call it unsolved, how about that?No, but we sure had fun!
jeanlukes: when ur having a good time but then you see yourself in the mirror and remember you exist and have a corporeal form
bethanyactually: mylangbox: BIG NEWS [screencap of a Facebook post by Duolingo, with text as follows:]In honor of Indigenous Peoples’ Day today, we have special news!We’re bringing you not one… but TWO new courses on web and mobile.Hawaiian
misstylersmith: Jack: You two were having sex.Rose (flustered): No, we weren’t!Jack: Yeah, you were. I can see it by the back of the Doctor’s hair.[to the Doctor]Jack: You are so lazy, can’t you get on top for once?
extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:
natural–blues: striving-artist: just-briannaness: I wish that at the end of a fic Ao3 would give you links to similar fics Yes, because I too hate sleep and wish to never sleep again. Did you love Two Detectives, One Hotel Bed?If so, please
hotboyproblems: me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket? my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no
prideprejudce: sybilius: Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’ if anyone needs a condensed summary of what
sneakyfeets: Every single person who thinks Chikorita is forgetable is a little bitch. Chikorita grew up in a world against her, where the first two gyms were out to murder her and 6 out of 8 of the whole damn country is a gym she’s not even remotely
essence-of-nature: When two waves collide at the perfect time of day
anthonycrowley: anthonycrowley: baker: i assure you that i am not ordering everyone to shelter in place. that’s a harmful rumor baker in like two days probably given how this has been handled so far:
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
I decided to try The Sims 4 seeing as I got it free through Origin’s give-away… but two hours in and it just made me want to uninstall and boot up Sims 3.Either way here’s human Musclebird.. uh.. Muscle gal
snapchatting: yeah, i do lots of drugs. like tonight i took not one, but two Advils because my headache was so terrible from snorting all that cocaine last night
fuckyeahkalinda: doodle4nf: Gillian says bid, guys! (But not on her ass, sorry.) Our Doodle4NF auction goes through Saturday, May 18th for most of the doodles. The auction of Doodles labeled #2 will not end until May 19th. Click here to bid on one of
shutupkristen: That one time I made two dresses out of The Fault In Our Stars Pages…. About a week ago, I looked at my first copy of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It was falling apart at the seams, having been annotated, cried into, traveled
motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
ask-the-two-earls: pajamaprodigy: nullvoid0: “my kids are just sociopaths” nono nononononononononononononononofucknononononononononononononononononononoonnoonooonnoooonnonnonoononononono no. lemongrab and lemongrab 2 are not sociopaths. do not
TeeFury is having a random grab bag today (er, tomorrow?) so I decided to order two shirts since the last couple times I did this I got some rad ones. When they arrive in a couple weeks I shall update y'all on whether or not they are rad as well.
things-with-teeth: greygullmargarita: MY DEAR FOLLOWERS. If you only ever read and/or reblog one of my posts, I hope this will be the one. Due to some medical problems I am on two pretty serious medications. One is fairly affordable. The other one?
Look at these dorks rushing over to mess with Steven’s funky flow while Garnet is too distracted to stop them. Honestly you two…
princesssilverglow: This scene always melts my heart ♥ I’m really, really happy that Greg is displayed as a loving and caring father even if Steven doesn’t live with him. It’s always cute to see these two interact! :) Just look at this face!
I think its kind of silly to try to seriously compare a show that hasn’t even completed one season to a show that’s in its sixth. They’re two completely different animals and it’s not terribly fair to either of them to compare
dance-like-a-tree replied to your post:hello friend I have a question for you. or well two. First, do you have a gif or know where I can get one of Steven and Ame high fiving? Like, from Laser Light Cannon. Also, who is the little cutie in your sidebar?
princesssilverglow: Part 4~ Uh I definitely should settle how I draw them X´D But well I’m just doodling, trying things out and depending on my mood my drawings also change >w< I haaaate that! Let’s just say because they move a lot in the
I want to draw but also I want to play Mario Kart. Decisions, decisions
I forgot to mention it but a couple days ago (the 13th) my baby-dogs turned 4! So here’s a few pics from when they were babies (Vincent on the left in each picture, Leonard on the right) and one of them all grown up
saraaza: ok, pearl, stop sulking already. we all know you can heat your skin and evaporate the water in like two seconds, so you’re just being bitter + dramatic. pearl pls
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts
mama-quartz: ask-regretful-pearl: mama-quartz: ask-regretful-pearl: ((I talk about Silent Hill too often, but honestly, I would love to do a Silent Hill rp with my Pearl.)) *casually drops this here*
I have such a great idea for a drawing but I’m sick and my head’s all stuffy so I can’t really focus on drawing anything properly :(
I think RPG is the best genre for a Steven Universe game, especially a Paper Mario-style RPG (I’m kind of biased though because The Thousand-Year Door is my favorite RPG ever) so I’m beyond thrilled that the game is an RPG But I kinda hope
I just noticed this. Probably not an intentional connection (since its a pretty common phrase) but I thought it was neat
animationtidbits: Star Wars Rebels - Season Two Trailer caedussolo
“Long-haired rocker gives pink woman a band T-shirt and is touched to find they actually wear it” is a phrase that can apply to at least two things Rebecca Sugar has worked on.
esotony: artemispanthar: esotony replied to your post: Leonard, napping and being cute as alw…OMG I have a German Shepherd tooAwesome! German Shepherds are the best! I actually have two, look at them Haha mine is almost a year old and he’s HUGE
the-chibster: rebeccasugar: these two YOU’VE BEEN HIT BYYOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BYA SMOOTH CRIMINAL
airbenderedacted: artemispanthar: I saw a picture of Pearl and I was like “This is really good except she’s missing her glasses” and then it took me a minute or two before I realized she doesn’t wear glasses and never has so I have no idea
anotheramazedperson: two cute nerds
Blueprints to completed structures: Sea Spire, Sky Arena, Sea Shrine, Sky Spire, Communication HubPlus these two, which don’t look familiar to me
I think, at least in some cases, people interpret Garnet as an unhealthy relationship because they take it way too literally. Like, Garnet is one person, so they’re seeing it as two people who become one person and never part. “Its unhealthy to be
I got one of the dog tags. They come with two stickers. Also there’s 24 different designs of the dog tags, I took a pic of the sheet so you can see what they are
madridista-4-life: Steven Universe - Same Old World (Sneak Peek #2) Lapis regains consciousness and wants to leave, but doesn’t know where to go. It airs Thursday, May 19th at 7/6C on Cartoon Network.
avengifier: I was telling my boyfriend about this and I decided that I had to make a post to introduce tumblr to Pedals the bear. Pedals is a very special black bear because he always walks on his two hind legs and doesn’t like to use his front paws
SHITT OMG! THIS DUDE JUST FILMED THE TWO TRAILERS!!
We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was a few days ago but the place is only open on Sundays) ‘cause she loves cows. So here’s some pictures of some of the cuties we met
virtualherovranger:wintermutal:wintermutal: wintermutal: hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because
kitkatullus:The Trial but it’s Better Call Saul
So tired. Only one person left, but two people are coming back in a little while. at least things are winding down.
queue mild panic attack, not one but TWO messages at onec!
poofthedrifblim: Look at the babies I caught in Pokemon Shuffle ♥ I put it on my phone and sort of forgot about it until I got really bored today… now I’m hooked :D Chingling, another favorite, is up next! But I’m out of hearts, sigh. P.S.
frostingpeetaswounds: peeta was abused by his mother his entire family died in the bombing he was hijacked and made to hate the one person he had left that he loved he overcame all this bullshit and lived the rest of his life with katniss and their two
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
asheself: hannibal season one hannibal: im gonna frame will for murder lol hannibal season two hannibal: wait a minute hannibal: if will is in prison how are we supposed to have fun bff psychiatry sessions hannibal: fuck i didnt think this through
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into each other and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
3liza: fuckyoustreetharassment: Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it
napoleonbonerhard:shingekinoswaggie:bioterrorist: i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince
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