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chronomaza:staff:Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at ů.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why,
unfuckyourhabitat:Today I emptied the dishwasher within an hour of it finishing, and I put two loads of laundry away right out of the dryer, so I basically win at life right now. January is often a tough mental health month, so I’ll take the victories
americaninthedeerstalker: thetardis: largerthanlifeus: consultingskeletontribute: somesortof-death-frisbee: imyouraziraphale: One two three four I declare a time war. #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE Nine,
a-friend-of-god: kessuburd: huffingtonpost: My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. Think twice before you judge a parent. So after seeing this, I looked it up and found not only this video, but two others. All showing examples of someone’s
setbabiesonfire: Never forget the time they flew over the Black Panther’s headquarters/home in Philadelphia and dropped 2 fire bombs on them, resulting in the death of all of the house’s 11 occupants but two, including 5 children, and 6 women and
imystral-deactivated20210208: “You’re some nasty bastard. For forcing yourself into a destiny you can’t escape from, you used me, huh.” “You noticed?” “But in the end, I couldn’t change your destiny. From now on,
bucketofchum: I feel like the modern YGO community has fractured into two separate, disparate realms: The world of Bakura, Marik, YM, YB, etc And The world of Yami, Yugi, Seto, Anzu, Joey, etc
dnotive: baconmane: blackbanshee: attackonegbert: rufftoon: nightcurse: Galaxy Quest appreciation post~ <3 this is the one movie no one ever talks about but really should talk about best movie I have this movie on VHS. BRB. Ordering Dominos
freshest-tittymilk: kotakucom: Japan has not one, but two places that are referred to as “Cat Island.” Can you guess what’s special about them? (It has to do with cats.) [heavy breathing]
our brains are sick, but that's okay!
2ndltbraeda: But sugar-pie, I can see YOUR fine ass ANYTIME! I might not get another chance to see hers! “Sneak into the girl’s locker room more often, then!”
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion was glad Havoc had closed the distance and opened his mouth, running his tongue along the other’s. The slighty overwhelming taste of cigarettes probably bothered some people, but he liked it. He moved his
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Read More Read More Read More Jean gave a half hearted shrug at the comment about the faint teeth scars along his neck. “It caused me to have explosive orgasms, but
So apparently according to my credit report I took out and maxed out two credit cards. One when I was 2 years old, and one when I was 5. We didn’t even have internet access at that time. Get on my level.
shouldnt: narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN. My blog will make you laugh :)
fruityjoshysmoothie: OK BUT
jordan–reet:“I’ll tel you my address. You can swing by whenever. I’ve got the living room and kitchen unpacked so it’ll be fine.” He didn’t want the way out she offered him. “It was probably the latter of the two, sorry to say.”
freshtoxinn: “Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.”
omg-double-h: With help from the hormones, her brother’s ultra-potent cum and her own super-powered womb, Tania can feel her horny sextuplets fucking inside her right now.According to scans at Dr. Candii’s clinic, they’re all girls but two of them
catswithbenefits: i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it
vicioussuggestion: not to be a touch-starved Binch but boy oh boy could i use a fresh steaming cup of nonsexual physical contact right about now
I’ll be back in two weeks, guys.If you post any selfies, pop me in the tags, and I’ll find them, so I can reblog them.TTFN x
chlorogirl: Hair update since its been all of two weeks 😂 I am determined to grow it out/go natural color-wise, even as the odds stack against me and bets are made at work for how long until I give in and do something crazy to it again.
guardianofthetrash: steel-type-jayrachi I got these two bad boys from work a while back! Oh wow, those are amazing!
waitingforthesummerrain: I’ve had such an amazing time with Jakey this past week. I’m so sad that he’s off home but hopefully we can be together again soon. April can’t come quick enough 😔💗
chlorokin: Here’s some selfies from like two weeks ago? Because I’m a forgetful trash can Trash can? More like “God dayum!”
✨One puppet is fun but Two puppets is a show✨
your-reply: they look like two kids who like each other who accidentally made eye contact across the room at the school dance nerds
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
note to self: never restart animal crossing at two in the morning. you can’t do shit.(╥﹏╥)
fasterfood: for some reason i consider myself good friends with at least half of my mutual follows but the reality is we talked like one time a few months ago maybe
okay but anyway, pls consider: healthy, established relationship kounoi.
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
i need like. a two hour nap, a back rub, and three fingers inside me wtf.
nintendo pls make it so u can change weapons while in the same lobby b/c wtf i was sucking with this weapon and the same two. 96 gals kept targeting me and i want to destroy their asses
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
dolce-vita-lifestyle: mirnah: Kate Moss goes ‘Mrs. Robinson’ with not just one, but two younger guys in the March 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The guys are Ash Stymest and Callum Wilson, and the photographer is Peter Lindbergh. La Dolce Vita
leonardhchekov: THIS IS FANTASTIC!! Like, Jim brings into conversation casually and Pavel’s like ‘sure, vhy not’, because he’s sure Jim’s just fucking around but two days before Bones’ birthday Jim comes to him to ask if he’s ready and
amenpenis: cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
arryns: Septons speak of seven gods; there are but two. A god of light and love and joy, and a god of darkness, evil, and fear. Eternally at war.
lovinq-u: have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
heartthrobbiest-deactivated2017: “When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
biohazerd: birdprinxe: Never forget the time they flew over the Black Panther’s headquarters/home in Philadelphia and dropped 2 fire bombs on them, resulting in the death of all of the house’s 11 occupants but two, including 5 children, and 6 women
I’m drunk for the first time in two years, I’m home not working on a satday night for the first time in months, let me take my ass to sleep.
therecklesskingdom: two days late lol ❤️
monroevillesunsets: shoutout to everyone who participated in blackout but whose selfies didn’t get hundreds of notes. y’all are beautiful and awesome and deserve all of the notes in the world.
crime-she-typed: jehovahhthickness: Honestly I’ve only hated my skin tone growing up not because I was dark but I’m 3-4 different shades of brown. 🙄 Finally someone can relate to me, I feel fake on social media cause idk if im 💅🏾 or 💅🏿
Picture Day at school today. The baby don’t go to school yet but you can’t whip out a camera around him without him wanting a picture lol
kingjaffejoffer: Tumblr culture normalizes scamming people and ~finessing~ but y’all also want people to donate and reblog your gofundme posts
billieholibae: These last two drake albums garbage. NWTS and IYRTITL were fuego compared to these
there’s two type of people in the world
tarynel: black–twitter: Idk about y'all but my momma would be mad as fuck if I told the whole world her business 😭😭😭 I know that blue and yellow floor anywhere lol
iwillbestronger: ten truths you will learn growing upi. when someone leaves this earth forever, the world will come to a halt for you but two years later the waves will break at the shore just the same and you will wonder how the moon can care so little
goofygrrl: niggazinmoscow: Another reason why Columbus was a d*ck 😂 Not really a fan of Neil Degrasse Tyson after the rape allegations made against him, but this story to further prove what an asshole Columbus was needs to be spread
me93: thighetician: king-emare: whyyoustabbedme: lmaooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 Lil Duval is like a duly elected representative for a very specific type of dumb nigga. the series started with a guy fucking a pig but two black men having a relationship
necromin: birdologist: this bird does not look real that is a turaco! you are correct in saying turacos are very unreal. do you know what is especially unreal about turacos? they are the only bearers of not one, but two unique pigments known
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