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abadwolfdrivingtheimpalato221b: ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL
socalsummers: I know there will always be some people out there that are no less than offended at my existence. They somehow think I have less right to happiness or self confidence in life because of the way my body looks. FUCK UM. Least I’m not one
punkmashton: pizzacal: miguelclifford: “It’s kind of funny, I mean usually I can’t talk to you.” “Because you um…” “you sort of make me nervous.” OK SATAN LISTEN
astxrwar: dduane: winjennster: majorenglishesquire: scu11y22: secondalto: entertainmentweekly: Anyone have a fic rec? If you have some fan-tastic fic, we wanna read it! Um, yeah, NO. Mostly because of this sentence in the terms and conditions:
andhumanslovedstories: I would recommend Fantasy High because there’s a point when one character, a goblin, asks the dm, “how big is this slime monster’s butthole” and the dm is like “um” and the goblin asks, “is it goblin sized” And
When your Dad, boss and six year old boy cousin ask why you don’t date anyone- um, because all the cute & nice guys already have boyfriends 👬🙍. #tistheseason #grumpycat #gottastayposi
emmylucifer replied to your photo: Bacon, Mac & cheese pizza (Taken with instagram) um, i’m sorry. what? did you make this? i’m inviting myself over next time you make this because this is the most goddamn delicious looking thing i’ve ever
livingsimplistically: All Natural DIY Deep Conditioner - It is a MUST Try!!!!!!!! Um, so you all probably think I am on some sort of drug because I seem to always be doing something. While in fact that is true (that I’m always doing something), I
kiwilesbian: me: FUCK 12 some geek: um not all cops r bad ? my dad’s a cop he doesnt kill black people me internally: all cops are shitty because all cops are accomplices to the systemic repression carried out by the state and they’re agents of
cornitude: “Ai, amor… Nossa! Ele está gozando! Delícia! Pega um papel, alguma coisa pra eu me limpar, amor… Senão todo mundo vai perceber que o seu amigo gozou nos meus peitos no meio da festa…” @princessmissy56 because being dirty is still
prettylittleliars-onabcfamily: prettylittleliars-onabcfamily: UM. YES. Throwback Thursday because we’re still not over this.
influence-radiation: fabledquill: darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn
sillylillynincompoop: twild3974: militiamedic: Reblogging again because reasons. That facial expression. That hip wiggle. THAT IS A GUNGASM. Um fun!!!!! ALL THE POWER!
i-touched-mishas-butt: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: rowanandphoenixfeather: timeywimeywinchesters: glitterytattoo: timeywimeywinchesters: #for izzy #because i know you like sheets #and um paintings #and such #….. oh man that is a nice
callgirlnextdoor: sugarmycookie: callgirlnextdoor: person at my agency asks why i dont quit my day job so i can hoe more. um maybe because i paid 跌 for a hotel and had 1 apt today??? ya my day job is shitty but at least im guaranteed to get paid
moneysltd: moldyfingers: termytheantisocialbutterfly: libertarirynn: Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information. Um wat turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and
rectal-anal-isis: rearfuckhole:hotfilth:sexylexicullen:Is it attractive to have an asshole the size of the Holland Tunnel *smh*UM, HELL FUCKING YESSecond that. Hell fucking yesI’m literally going to attack you gently with love because you’re still
ayebeee: shakespeareancacti: Um, what the hell is this from because fuck yes. woah I’m in love
edgargoesbloopbloop: orgasmictipsforgirls: welcome-to-the-adventures-of: Um..? PROCRASTURBATION (because nothing makes me hornier than a deadline for something i don’t wanna do) I laughed so hard my room mate came in my room and yelled at me to
fabledquill: darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU
louderandlouderwillbuildandfade: heyrizzles: do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians Um…
orgasmictipsforgirls: purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
substantialityou: iloveweasleys: latenightjimmy: Jimmy’s monologue 10/7/13 Um, actually, BECAUSE of German’s history, Germans PARTICULARLY care about discrimination and NOT DOING IT. This wording implies that Germans are particularly discriminating,
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
all I want is to take some pictures but my dad won’t buy any film even though he’s going out and I have money… because I “don’t do anything all day” um excuse me but I just cleaned your whole freaking den which was
street-trash: mitochondria-eve: UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled color
griffinbarrowsx: accarahara: livelegatolagrange: surprisebitch: puts choked by the dick to a literal level An icon My hero and inspiration Um… is this real? Because I don’t want to go to the hospital, haha. I’m tempting fate every damn
mostrandomfaves: so… um… is it called the snake hips because you can see his “snake”
joshpeck: fabledquill: darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
outcasty: me: i like this villian yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong me: i LOVE this
kinggypsy17: dllegendz: He about to empty out his ATM because she’s doing tricks that makes them niggas spend. This how you get um ladiesAnd gents. Lol
01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is. um it sucks because i know that no one will ever love me and it doesnt bother me anymore and that terrifies me 02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years. in a cute little cabin writing
ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
ginnabelle: veryinappropriate: Love this….. Um… because I work there?
i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-t-i-c: av-o-ca-do: la-vie-de-l-ete: m-a-k-a-i: tiger-leaf: caughtinthesurf: i hate coke but this is cool are you normal?^^ how could you hate coke ^^ um because it’s a chemical shit storm, tastes disgusting and makes people feel
I think I’m an asshole because I don’t care that bin laden is dead. um.
everyone: humorful: refreshes: do you ever look at my blog and think “wow this is the best blog ever”, because i do im pretty sure thats what everyone thinks um, please let me think for myself thank you
4ncient: when people say things like “society made me this way” um no. all of us are a part of society. we can’t point the blame on others, we all have to take credit for the way our world is today because we shaped it. we can’t view “society”
burgrs: baddogsrus: burgrs: if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit
sasssyslytherin: what-about-fallout: jesscats: um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain
legallyblained: there are some people on here who like you know um every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an
brook: liviglove: francieum: Wipes tears with 4.0 GPA Um, you can’t wipe your tears with a 4.0 GPA or any kind of GPA because it’s not a physical thing. Also, there are more important things to be happy about such as family and living in a safe
r-grimes: the walking dead season six: (6x12) not tomorrow yet have you ever seen something that, um… afterwards, you– you didn’t want to sleep and you weren’t hungry because when you close your eyes you could see it? and when you try to eat–
highs-over-lows: abadwolfdrivingtheimpalato221b: ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. =D Ps. we should probably meet before getting married. And um. I don't think getting married is legal in PA yet.
boneralmighty: Some one once asked me “Why would you EVER want to do your Mom in the ass, when she has a perfectly hot pussy to fuck?” My response was simple. “Um…..because I can?”
gross-kiddo:Um whoever gets to fuck me in the future is lucky as hell because I am so! cute when I’m a whimpering, horny, pathetic mess
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