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“Thanks for taking me on this walk, Daddy, I really needed it!” “I know you did, dummy, do you remember why you needed it?” “Um, I was really sad, right?” “Yes, dummy, why were you sad?” “Because
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welcome-to-the-adventures-of: Um..? PROCRASTURBATION (because nothing makes me hornier than a deadline for something i don’t wanna do)
“Um, I think I just had my first orgasm! I was pillow humping, reading the tips you posted, because I’ve done all kinds of masturbating before, but I never came. And suddenly, it just felt *so* good, and I was going faster and faster, and
purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
sk-um: my arms look really awkward because i was in the middle of doing something, but heres the only time you guys will ever see me really smiling
missblissfreshstart: timetraveler61: dusqphire: thiswaterbaby: thor0401: Love nipples Unf. Because boobs!!-Foxy um….yeah
skinny-white-fella: um, because it’s alison angel and she just gives me a boner.
“like.. um… I used to think I was a uh.. whatchamacallit. A feminist and an in-duh-pendent woman? but now thanks to Master I know I’m just a dumb pink fuckbunny. He keeps me in this padded room because he likes to throw me around
robertkazinsky: Favorite Films | Latter Days (2003) When I was a little kid, I use to put my face right up to them, you know, um, and I was just amazed because it was just this
ilikeitwetx3: um. who wants to lick that little kitty? i would lick it for hours, because this is my favorite view of a pussy. wooaah! so, ladies you know what you have to do - make me happy :)
orgasmictipsforgirls: purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
attack-attazkaban: deadd-inthewater: loosing-the-fight-to-survive: hashtagmeow: failureuponfailure: backyardskills: one of my all time favourite photos its back so don’t even tell me i matter, because i don’t. ikr??? makes me so sad um,
doms-girl: his-submissive-girl: domwithpen: Um. What movie is this? Because wow. Yes. I also need this information. For…erm…reasons. Its called After Sex and came out in 2007….
daddyslilfuckslut: Because a girl needs options…um a few toys are hiding from me lol. Hitachi & bunker buster dildo are for sure not here..hmmm
submissive-mom-incest: boneralmighty: Some one once asked me “Why would you EVER want to do your Mom in the ass, when she has a perfectly hot pussy to fuck?” My response was simple. “Um…..because I can?” Even mom herself couldn’t
Come on show me you love me and think I’m still hot…after all I did go out with him because you told me too… So kiss me and play with my tits looser What this here its nothing…just… Um… Idk… Give me a Frenc
For every gentleman you find you at least find 5 of these guys. I deleted this guy because he just wanted pay to play which is okay but he asked “what’s your lowest rate for everything. I’ll pay bottom dollar.” Um fucking rude?!?
la-diablareina: For every gentleman you find you at least find 5 of these guys. I deleted this guy because he just wanted pay to play which is okay but he asked “what’s your lowest rate for everything. I’ll pay bottom dollar.” Um fucking rude?!?
theotherbandcomposer: shemale-massage:theotherbandcomposer:Have a shirtless selfie because I’m drunk enough to like my bodyhttp://gravatar.com/prettyshemale um….what?
bondage-fetish: Um, Okay; but good luck with this campaign because many tried to say that “size doesn’t matter" for years too. Imho, BDSM *can*be* violent and even “abusive" when considered without consent. But, heavy-duty sex can
missfaery: socossweets: Um. I MIGHT need this. Maybe. Of course the product is not found Umm, when you find it, lemme know.. because I, infact, need dis! I want this
littlepleazure: w-y-s-f: re-submitting because I sent the first one with shitty quality! sorry littlepleazure ;) Um this is amazing, I love the angle and the sheets and your ass. It’s amazing -Kelsey It always surprises me when I appear on my dash
b3rry-burst: w4-terfights: b3rry-burst: inhale-nand0s: b3rry-burst: Tumblr on Flickr. Me literally right now. So many people are reblogging this! ^ um yay? yes yay because look at the notes!
foxintwilight: Princess Of… Friendship I mean… um, yeah, show me dat friendship WELL ANYWAY, here is the final sfw edit from my first art pack (still available) The remaining two won’t have the sfw version, because they’re not that easy to edit
Hello hello! Well, um, around this time, I’d like to remind you that I have a wishlist, and donations open. Why? Because I’ve outgrown 93% of my pants, and I need new ones… And, I’m broke.
* It is a story of a pearl that ate mermaid meat and became immortal.* Pearl is a human being.She has a short life.Because of, Lapis gave her a mermaid meat.Pearl is immortal.Pearl of the immortalAnd It is the story of the people kept her close.* um..
Me, at age four: Daddy, does Kermit the Frog like boys?Dad: 0_o I. Um. Uh. W-why do you want to know, sweetie?Me: Because I think Miss Piggy is a boy who likes being a girl. :DDad: *almost falls off his chair*
U: are you ready alphys ? I’ll get my magic cock, it is full of determination…babe A: Um… I hope you like my drawing, I really like to show my hentai drawings gives me more confidence you because in deviantart have to be a little soft ,
roachpatrol replied to your post: um do you still do commissions? because i just really want to see a chibi jane from you out of no reason, if you don’t mind of course I’d pay for one of those. They’re darling. ; w ; ty I still dont think I would
justcallmeanerdsfw: miss-sketch-luvs-da-ponies: askflutterstalker: Um. Wow. Okay. I’d just like to start by saying this is kinda why I hate the brony fandom nowadays because you guys are one of the most entitled groups of people I’ve ever seen.
a-deb: Um… You mean this dork? Because Marceline is probably sneaking up there to have super gay sleepovers with PB a romantic evening in with the princess… Just sayin’.
speaking of creaming: i was touching myself and hadn’t touched in forever and my cunt LOVED it ok?? so um. my girl mess was literally dripping out and you can see my cream covered asshole. I tried to snap pics idk if I can share because oh my
shylittlebaby: speaking of creaming: i was touching myself and hadn’t touched in forever and my cunt LOVED it ok?? so um. my girl mess was literally dripping out and you can see my cream covered asshole. I tried to snap pics idk if I can share because
darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU ASSHOLE HERE
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there
nointerrruption: 13abygirl: nointerrruption: yeah um i’m ready for fall because i miss leggings and sweaters and boots and scarves and pumpkins and cinnamon and wind and crunchy leaves not to mention the colors of fall and the candles and spooky
tomhiddleston-gifs: Fan: Um… I just have to say this because I have the opportunity to say it: “Kneel”.
heichoulicious: Artist: スキ[Zweet*SM] | Pixiv Id: 41922703with written permission from the artist to repost (x)
xeppeli: street–trash: mitochondria-eve: UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled
flungouttaspace: me: it’s awkward when men approach me because i don’t know how to turn them down without putting myself at risk some idiot: um just tell them you’re gay sweaty meanwhile,straight men:
bitchmcnuggetz: steffbutler: fakelaurent: recoil-operated: fakelaurent: I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um…. You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed
exel-bobbie:steffbutler:fakelaurent:recoil-operated:fakelaurent-deactivated20191028:I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not
mossycoat:mossycoat:hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so. yeah thanks.
bumbledeefumble:Raindrops keep falling on my buttAnd that’s prob-ab-ly because i cant fully cover upWith my um-ber-ellerCuz I’m a chunky feller
lustandgunsmoke: daddysbrattykittycat: Kittttttyyyyyyyy “Practicing the rear naked choke? Um, no, no, of course not. Purr purr. I’m. .. snuggling the dog to sleep, because I… I love the dog. Yeah… I… love the dog.”
femme-enchanteur: underweartuesday: I am getting to really love Tuesdays because of this. I love to wear these tights with many outfits and I thought I would share them <3 xoxoxoXooXoOOoxo femme-enchanteur UM THOSE AREN’T SOCKS. You are lucky
fuzclops: uh some practice warmup thing um really bad looking because i dunno what shading or anatomy is gomen
kahlil-themulattolinguist: Founding fathers: NOT MY KING Colonies: Yay! Black/brown/Queer/Trans/Muslim folks: NOT MY PRESIDENT Yall: Um, no he IS your president because he’s in power. Get over it or leave!
miss-vani: jamietheignorantamerican: I’ll always be there for you. Because that’s what friends are for. Um yes. All of my yes.
outcasty: me: i like this villian yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong me: i LOVE this
monkeybambam:So last night I had some fun in my new tiny cage. As you can see my little boys are very swollen…um that’s because I need to cum bad! No sissygasms here yet. I get close but no luck. Feel free to repost 😍 maybe someone will have some
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
ghettoscenequeen: um excuse me but YOLO is offensive to me because i believe in reincarnation AND because i’m a zombie
Oprah: Do you ever get depressed? Justin: Sometimes, yeah, um… not like, super super super depressed, but, like, I get days when I’m just down and you know, gloomy… Oprah: Because…? Justin: Just because I’m human… *laughs* Some days you just