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ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
arcturan-pixels: I hate it when young feminists are like, “if you’re sexualizing my body, YOU’RE the problem.” Um, no. If you’re 14 with low cleavage and booty shorts and a shit ton of makeup, people aren’t staring at you because they’re
dirtyratchet: Anonymous said:dirtyratchet as in ratchet and clank? because , if so, PLS draw ratchet omg Anonymous said:More ratchet? ???? Anonymous said:um holy shit ., pls draw ratchet again Anonymous said:I need me Ratchet’s fluffy space
fassyanon: plantbucky: it’s a good thing that the MCU is fictional because i’m pretty sure i’d never find true love if i knew that somewhere out there captain america was running around in his tight little suits doing good deeds and shit um…source
buzzfeedcanada: We, um, photoshopped Caillou with iconic hairstyles because [insert a reason here, any reason].
titanium-starfish: noxxigirl: titanium-starfish: noxxigirl: titanium-starfish: noxxigirl: UM im gonna punch u oh no you upset dogwagon good because dogwagon is upsetting me [HIGH PITCHED WRYYYING]
rabbithugs: UM ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CHURINE & DOREDIA AND PLUSLE NO, I CAN’T, I YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I NEED MY PINK/RED ELECTRIC BUN AND MY LOVING WIFE AND CHILD WHO ARE PLANTS you can get both churine and doredia because
sprunkeldunkel replied to your post: someone buy my tf2 soldiers medal i will i will seriously? hahaha um my tf2 nerd friends said theyd probably be worth like ฤ-25ish because their number is 7099 and people go silly for dubs do you really wanna buy
dreamingdusk: trainbowdash: oh look it’s fluttershy doing some yoga “And, um…now we shift into the Downward Facing ‘Please-Pet-My-Back-Because-I’m-So-Adorable’ pose. Breathe in…and *squee* out…” X3! <333
goaskcam: swiftlyscripted: XD you get it!? You’re gonna “Beat” that guy “Up”!? Get it… Because Senpai ( isle-of-forgotten-dreams) Is holding up Beat Scratch ( askbeatandfus )… S-Sona… you get it? Sona: … Um, S-Sorry Swift. Even if
askthecookies:Sakura: Why? Beluga: I don’t know, because you’re naked in a public place? Sakura: Um. We’re normally naked outside school, too. Beluga: … well but that’s different! Sakura: In fact. Everypony is naked under their clothes! Beluga:
pinkelephanthead: this year’s celebration is um, ‘eventful’. okay alin, please take note to never leave a drunk person sorang eventhough taktahan nak pergi toilet pun. never. because her boyfriend can just grab her and bawak her yang still drunk
chriscappuccino replied to your post “[[MOR] why is my knee jerk reaction to be angry this is so fucked…” um do. do you wanna talk because I think I know what this is about and I think I can sort of relate but only not in a really specific
ssuperspacejam: um excuse me do u have time to hear the good word of lupretia BECAUSE ITS A VERY GOOD WORD
street-trash: mitochondria-eve: UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled color
yurikatodo: Hinata: ”Naruto-kun… you’re so kind…” Naruto: ”Ah, well, um… I’m not being kind because I love you or anything, I’m just really worried about Hanabi—” (TSUNDERE NARUTO) Hinata: ”Right now… what did you just said…!?”
dreamintotheocean: the-last-enemy: The Doctor and Rose was a love story, really. Um without any sexual element because that would er… be wrong. #lol underneath this post on my dash was a gifset of Fear Her #which totally undermined what David’s
buttersmd: trickstersgambit: my-name-is-long: aperfectexampleofsarcasm: new cool meme: find out what each of ur names mean and then shove them together im white enchantress woman who works with stone “Young Warrior” nice God’s gifted defender
mysticmoonhigh: incorrect-good-omens: strawberrycinnamonrolls: incorrect-good-omens:Crowley: Can I still buy one even if I’ve done sex?Virgin Airlines ticket salesperson: Um. Yes, sir.Crowley: Because I have.Salesperson: Okay.Crowley: I’ve done
starrybouquet: Um so I feel like we need to discuss this. Because… @cueone and @amaradangeli are kinda…right….is RDA smirking at us? is that what i see?
darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU ASSHOLE HERE
homeworldadventures: yes please! um… just fuck me up!!! (wrong meme?) another 5 minute Pearl because I NEEDED HER!!!!!!!!!!!
sociallyunacceptableart: I opted not to tag this as safe for work, because while the art itself is tame, the artist’s choice of canvas is… um.
sasssyslytherin: what-about-fallout: jesscats: um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain
smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse me, Haruhi’s
abadwolfdrivingtheimpalato221b: ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL
lonely-inkie-and-shiny-ninetails: solbadguy224: d0ntgiv3up-onme: 1800chokethath0e: um if you don’t reblog this bc i have them myself. I would because I’ve done it, and I want to take that pain away from them. i love scars
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
darknephilim: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from
legallyblained: there are some people on here who like you know um every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an
fruityjoshysmoothie: when people portray joshua as this ~super suave mature always composed never not as a smug smirk plastered on his face because he’s so cool~ kinda dude i just don’t understand UM YES OK HE’S SARCASTIC AND HE ACTS STUCK UP AND
gigidigi: I told myself I wasn’t going to draw Dangan Ronpa fanart because I have mixed feelings about the series, but um then this dude happened
htmlbyjoe: street—trash: mitochondria-eve: UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they
iluvtosukdic: daveri86-blog: eastside3640: dllegendz: He about to empty out his ATM because she’s doing tricks that makes them niggas spend. They got it in… I say we’ll hot damn That’s what I’m talkin bout…um
specific-stuff: Um, I don’t want to bother you, sir… But your son is like, totally ignoring me because of his stupid video games! Wanna do something fun?
kiwilesbian: me: FUCK 12 some geek: um not all cops r bad ? my dad’s a cop he doesnt kill black people me internally: all cops are shitty because all cops are accomplices to the systemic repression carried out by the state and they’re agents of
fabledquill: darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU
xeppeli: street–trash: mitochondria-eve: UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled
exel-bobbie:steffbutler:fakelaurent:recoil-operated:fakelaurent-deactivated20191028:I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not
orgasmictipsforgirls: purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
theblondemenace: So, um. I just got this game. I’m pretty sure I should have waited for the summer, because I don’t think I’m going to be able to do anything besides.
quitethefreak: magica-tenore-regina: micdotcom: Watch: Serena then leaves an explicit note future guests. I’M SCREAMING NOOOOOOO Lmao Um….are we looking at the same plate….because that don’t look good sis….wow….
major-roxy: White people want to do a “white out” because black POC are doing a “black out”? Um, isn’t everything already in a white out? Like, all the time? Isn’t tumblr full of white selfies, too? Even under tags like “natural hair”?
everyone: humorful: refreshes: do you ever look at my blog and think “wow this is the best blog ever”, because i do im pretty sure thats what everyone thinks um, please let me think for myself thank you
lipstickstainedcigarettes: Um @thebullyandthebrat said I had to share this so you could see what happened while I was sleeping because I’ve been so needy… 😳😳
biorobo: mach3point3: i finally finished coloring it :3 (I hope this isn’t so long it needs a cut. Also I’m sorry I suck at plotting even drabbles. Also this is during IDW ongoing just because it’s when they are both in the same place. UM happens
garzabird: smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse
spokenwithhands: “ do yo̘͟u wond̬er ̬͢ ͧif̰́ ̓ th̫̏e ͬ sta̳rs ̪ f͜eͮe̯l̰ ̢ lon͚elÿ́…? “ (( The piece for 100 followers. But now I’m at 130, so um…maybe I’ll be doing a giveaway soon?? ;w; Because you
ashprincessmidna: i’m cute kinda???-KINDA??!! um amor i think you might need my glasses because you’re sooo beautifuuulll (◡ω◡✿) I wish I looked half as good as you!
r-grimes: the walking dead season six: (6x12) not tomorrow yet have you ever seen something that, um… afterwards, you– you didn’t want to sleep and you weren’t hungry because when you close your eyes you could see it? and when you try to eat–
monkeybambam:So last night I had some fun in my new tiny cage. As you can see my little boys are very swollen…um that’s because I need to cum bad! No sissygasms here yet. I get close but no luck. Feel free to repost 😍 maybe someone will have some
jhameia: fideliusfelicis: givisafe: lyndez: AND EXCEPT MULAN FOUGHT FOR HER COUNTRY, NOT A BOY. right… but she fought and that’s the important thing here… be bad-ass! Um. Let’s go in order here. Belle is crying because she gave up her life
cameoamalthea: tenjouutena: the “token queer character” trope is hilarious to me because how many queer people do you know who willingly surround themselves with cis straight friends I mean really um…when both my husband and I identified as cis
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