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cameoamalthea: polkadopolis: cameoamalthea: tenjouutena: the “token queer character” trope is hilarious to me because how many queer people do you know who willingly surround themselves with cis straight friends I mean really um…when both my
garzabird: smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse
bluewut: bluewut: Um. Excuse me. What is this and why the fuck does it exist. WHY. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST. Reblogging this because EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS WEIRD SHIT.
thatwriterchickyouknow: forged-in-black-ink: goddessartemys: Dear authors: you have to learn the difference between a bad boy and a bastard abuser. Um, yes. For those of you who are confused:Bad boy: probably poor, doesn’t follow rules because he
boburnhamdaily:“Do you get back to see your family a lot? Do you go back to Massachusetts?”“Um, yeah. I wanna get back to Boston more. I was supposed to go home for Easter, but, I’m sort of terrified of Easter, because… eight years ago I knocked
fabledquill: darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU
dr-noel: still-the-local-dad: “Yeah baby, I got a little hung up here. I love you, too.” Good girl, tell your husband not to forget to pick up dinner. UM JOHNNY DOESN’T KNOW HIS OWN WIFE WELL AT ALL. BECAUSE IF HE DID, HE WOULD’VE
biggirlplanet: UM, NOW THAT’S WHAT I LIKE. SOME NICE STINK ASS MEAT 🍖, READY TO GET FUCKED. MY MOM IS SO FUCKIN HOT, SHE JUST SENT ME THIS GREETING TO MAKE SURE I WOKE THE FUCK UP. WELL PLAYED MOM WELL PLAYED. BECAUSE MY MOM IS A THICK HOT DIRTY
hellwindorc: comixzonebrasil: Um Orc shaman (reparem no totem de fogo) fodão mandando ver numa carninha…. Imagino que seja da bunda de uma humana!! FOR THE HORDE!! Because orcs love bacon too. :9
namface: um….. Because its near easter it is morally ok
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
meloyhaberman: thethroneoffire: JUST A PSA BECAUSE I KNOW SOME PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL ACTUALLY FOLLOW ME UR CHILL PLEASE DONT BRING UP ANY OF MY PERSONAL POSTS JUST PRETEND YOU DIDNT EVEN SEE THEM IF YOU DID AT SCHOOL REBLOG MY SELFIES UM DONT SPEAK TO
tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: shameless selfie Um excuse me, get out NOOOOO. dont kick me out, whhhhyyyyyyyy? BECAUSE YOURE TOO PRETTY I WANT YOUR LIPS
tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: shameless selfie Um excuse me, get out NOOOOO. dont kick me out, whhhhyyyyyyyy? BECAUSE YOURE TOO PRETTY I WANT YOUR LIPS OH MY GOD. YES, I’LL SWAP
tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: shameless selfie Um excuse me, get out NOOOOO. dont kick me out, whhhhyyyyyyyy? BECAUSE YOURE TOO PRETTY I WANT
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xeppeli: street–trash: mitochondria-eve: UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled
kem-queen: kiwilesbian: me: FUCK 12 some geek: um not all cops r bad ? my dad’s a cop he doesnt kill black people me internally: all cops are shitty because all cops are accomplices to the systemic repression carried out by the state and they’re
ivoryflames: me: FUCK 12some geek: um not all cops r bad ? my dad’s a cop he doesnt kill black peopleme internally: all cops are shitty because all cops are accomplices to the systemic repression carried out by the state and they’re agents of violence
kahlil-themulattolinguist: Founding fathers: NOT MY KING Colonies: Yay! Black/brown/Queer/Trans/Muslim folks: NOT MY PRESIDENT Yall: Um, no he IS your president because he’s in power. Get over it or leave!
mossycoat:mossycoat:hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so. yeah thanks.
jamesfrancoco: David: Tonight is the premiere here in New York City right?Emma: Yes.David: It will be different than the London premiere or about the same?Emma: Um, it will be different. It’s always different because it’s a very different, it’s
with0ut-a-word: le-noel: itsjustafangirlthing: logicgirl: so my friend, gleamingcurls, told me that tumblr would love my bed because it’s a loft so um, here. This is where I sleep is it actually that cool? OH MY GOD AND THE SPIRAL STAIRS FUNCTION
gershons: “I have kind of trouble kind of… um… thinking ‘bout myself getting an award with the word glamour on it. I sort of struggle with that. But it’s incredibly cool, so thank you for that… (…) I also want to say thank you because
moneysltd: moldyfingers: termytheantisocialbutterfly: libertarirynn: Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information. Um wat turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and
pricilla20: Thanks for letting me spend time with your son Darren in his room. You’re very broad-minded, Mr. Bradley! …Um, there’s an important detail Darren might not have mentioned… I uh, wanted to bring it to your attention now because I
im-the-second-cumming-of-christ: mostrandomfaves: so… um… is it called the snake hips because you can see his “snake” THE CAPTIONS. CLICK ON THE GIF’S.
throh: ppl who send asks like “youre an asshole” amaze me because its like? do u not think i know im an asshole?? um excuse u, i am the asshole. i am the asshole in chief, leader of the asshole army. i am the leader of the free asshole world. u dont
happypizzaishappy: smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um
madameatomicbomb: actionlily: sylarclaus-blog: #wherever this is from#it’s pretty cute This is Sylar from the show Heroes. You might… um, you might wanna wiki that. Actually, this scene is both cute and very tragic, because it’s clear in
brook: liviglove: francieum: Wipes tears with 4.0 GPA Um, you can’t wipe your tears with a 4.0 GPA or any kind of GPA because it’s not a physical thing. Also, there are more important things to be happy about such as family and living in a safe
hotfacedescort: Um… is he biting your ass dude?Because your face looks like that’s what’s happening…Los Angeles Bi ESCORT: follow my blog & adventures here: http://hotfacedescort.tumblr.com
fuckyeah-animalcrossing: cityofcanton: animal-aurie: resettipleasestfu: animalxcrossing: animalcrossingcrazy: reblogthis-if: coolliketimeladyfromowlcity | © relatablegifs UH DUH! um every sinlge tumblr needs to reblog this because if you
darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU ASSHOLE HERE
bitchmcnuggetz: steffbutler: fakelaurent: recoil-operated: fakelaurent: I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um…. You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed
steffbutler: fakelaurent: recoil-operated: fakelaurent: I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um…. You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large
ava-cakes: so what…um…do you do when you are cold… you stand in a corner. because it’s 90 degrees. hehe….
kitfisto: letshearitforthisclown: kitfisto: um.. darth vader is like.. literally problematic.. and I sort of think it’s shocking how he’s on so many lunch boxes because like uh? he’s evil? saw a black convertible with the license plate DARKV8R
apenitentialprayer:“Why would you sing archaic hymns in a dead language you can’t speak???😏😏😏”Um, because they’re fucking pretty, you stupid asshole?
exel-bobbie:steffbutler:fakelaurent:recoil-operated:fakelaurent-deactivated20191028:I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not
derinthescarletpescatarian: derinthescarletpescatarian:Did you like Dracula Daily? Need something to read now that it’s over? Well, Time to Orbit: Unknown is… um… it’s like Dracula because… Okay, it has nothing in common with Dracula, alright?
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse me, Haruhi’s
youkaiyume: Um. Maybe that’s because you’re on an island, Moana.
lvlv-istaken: This is a character from The King Of Fighters 2002 UM.He was a replacement of K9999,which was banned because of some copyright problems.And he is soooo difficult to draw!!!I didn’t expected that!I’ve did a record of doing this one…you
search4zion: eridan-and-the-diamonds: theheirofbooty: youurincontrolofmyheart: dirtyfilthygrimey: brucethegirl: so don’t tell me abortion should be illegal don’t you dare. Wow um, just because all of this happened to this girl dosent mean
upthecuddlepunx: xthebeginnerx: did-you-kno: Source This is awesome, but why does it matter that she is Indian? um maybe because it was for an Indian airline?????¿¿??
herbivorewh0re:herbivorewh0re:🎀Please donate to my panty fund🎀 Every donation helps a lost pair of panties find a good home😜Um this deserves way more notes because I actually showed my FACE 🤷🏻♀️
wildembers: viewtifulcrow: washed—up: rubee: what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care ok um im 90% sure his arm is under the cat..but thats just me no he’s putting his arm through the cat because cats
vaelkyrie: thebadpunqueen: michaelaisradashell: the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes um can you not? are you straight because I’m sensing
