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blastortoise: blastortoise: My dick is pi inches long This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
lanadelreynudes: tawnks: blastortoise: blastortoise: My dick is pi inches long This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf no it just means your dick is irrational and
And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out pretty dark, but cute enough. Since I’ve washed my hair pretty much every day since then because my hair is so short now and I sweat a lot at work, the color has faded fairly quickly,
Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.
hermanngottliebs:it makes me so sad how many lbpq+ women, me included, wrote off their attraction to women as “admiration” or “purely aesthetical” before they came to terms with the fact that they weren’t straight, because they didn’t experience
intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought
rainbowznstuff:intergaylactic:freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally,
rainbowznstuff: intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally,
charlottelabouff: Halloween is so fun for cosplayers because like 9 times out of 10 their cosplays are 70 times better than any party city costume and they get to rub it in kids faces like ahah that’s a nice monster high costume but did you see my
crossroadscastiel: #i was so aroused and scared this whole scene#because like…that’s what dean looks in complete and utter carnality#like that was a dean with nothing to lose#utter and brutal force#vicious attack and aggression#but damn if it wasn’t
rainbowznstuff:intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally,
ohnoproblems: i just remembered why i don’t like “debating” gender theory stuff because like… this shit isn’t something i can feel abstract or detached from, this is what i do. having a “debate” about that is fucking exhausting THIS IS
alexavier-taiga: I don’t understand why america is like “RED WHITE AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF ‘MERICA!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1″because like there are at least 35 other countries
mindfulwrath: herebelife: herebelife: herebelife: herebelife: Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after,
tawnks: blastortoise: blastortoise: My dick is pi inches long This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
discofishstick: i love cat so much like its unreal shes such a wonderful person and i really need to draw her some things that don’t totally suck sometime because like trulove5ever
priestmahad:i don’t think i could date an actor because like if they got a role that required them to be super intimate with another person every time they got home i would just stare at them like“you were acting a lil TOO well today…..”
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
sagaltesfaye: I don’t know whether to laugh or cry because like You know how with Darren Wilson all the white people were like “We don’t know what happened” or that Michael “attacked” Wilson? Now that Eric Garner’s murder is raw & unedited
i wonder what björk’s setlist is going to be because it’ll be so awkward to perform songs from vespertine given her situation??? ESPECIALLY pagan poetry??? like is she just going to sing vulnicura songs or just skip over vespertine and perform
fdontbeamaybe: filmcinematography:“Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it’s very important that you do it. Because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says you’re nowhere near ready, but the other
filmcinematography: “Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it’s very important that you do it. Because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says you’re nowhere near ready, but the other half says:
glowcloud: i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men
21q: some girls who don’t wear makeup are always so salty about girls who do … like chill we’re all supposed to be supporting each another why r u so far up my ass because I wanted to have peachy eyelids ???????
fyp-psychology: PSYCHOLOGY FACT #743People who are more perfectionist are more likely to be depressed, because they stress themselves out so much. Read more psychology facts Here
neckkiss: Because i like you.
thisshouldmeansomething: palewansickly: orcas: sscreamss: just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike I
spaceniggaz: ayee-9: i want your hoodies just because they smell like you rn 2 hoodies μου μυριζουν χορτο απο το live
fullmetalheadass: cudigambino: I love tumblr. Why? Because I can be horny or depressed in peace. and everyone else scroll by like “shit me too”
psychjonze: i hate mental illness because like i could be having a decent day and then all the sudden out of nowhere im plotting my death like there’s no warning
fameisfake: This is my fave gif tho because like its like 1,2,fUCK IT HERE
omg this!<3 i had this as my AIM status once and i thought ppl would think im a stalker because like the whole “where are you now!!” like yeah.. oh well <3
The first time I haven’t went right to sleep. I think it’s because I saw you today. Like seriously. WTF.
freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles. it
nachtlichter: Chris: I love her on twitter, because like, she’s really mature in person and I love hanging out with her, and then once you see her type, it’s like ‘okay, she’s thirteen’. LOL, thanks ppl - which is people, slang for people -,
I like shopping online because I can do it naked
wckdeath: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought over 600 bottles.
180mph: Cant tell if ppl on here really hate straight white males because like.. the majority of dudes i see getting reblogged with tags like “please choke me” are straight white males
221bitssmallerontheoutside: hexgoddess: fajazo: fabulousfanboy: tahthetrickster: bespectacledbisexual: i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment because men are disappointing Oh man oh man oh man oh man
That super-cool moment when an artist you like comments on your post because you mentioned their song c:
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
changed my name on Instagram to bunbae_ because then it looks less weird when I like your pictures :)))
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
cummbunny: 20k follower goal!!! woah woah, because the internet here is poop I made this lil one while we wait for the q&a video to finish - ily all thank youuuu <33 sooo remember this?? there are more of you lovely humans now and I still
today I crossed the street and took a longer way home because there were 5 geese in my way
I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER
oneandonlygabriel: steegeschnoeber: oneandonlygabriel: I really, REALLY wish you could read this article about a father who started wearing skirts because his son likes to wear skirts and dresses and he wants his son to feel strongerLike, holy shit,
missmalena: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about 趐 a year and we have to spend it
man I really feel like I’m losing my religion so much as of late just picked my Baba up from the metro cause he was apparently at some ISNA convention in DC and I had no idea. he was babbling about how he wanted me to go because I would/could
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
