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musiclovingmoth:tranarchist: I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here” we have not changed.
When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen
Man I don’t know what this says about me…. but even trying as hard as I can… I can’t find goats cute… because like… literally… they are one of the fucking dumbest animals on earth. lol Like STUPID. I have
thederpyducks: SURPRISE! Short Sarah video :) Sorry if the voice doesn’t sound like her, because like srsly where the hell would i get moans from a character that’s from a game that isnt porn and is loliFull version on rule34hentai. I may post a
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: A tribute to Ten’s arse. Because even left eyebrow fans look at other bits sometimes.
man this guy really is stuck in 2007 sa/ed era because liking cartoon animal people that look more like people with dog heads thrown on = you want to fuck fido protip: you’re wrong and a grotesquely ugly freak
fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: galaxysdefender: International Release Dates I have no idea why this isn’t just “JUNE 6 EVERYWHERE” because, like, it’s all the same world. It’s not like we have to transmit the movie over several light-months
just washed my hair (because wax and hairspray dnw to go to bed with that on it) and it did not look like a scene from carrie :’)
shutupaubrey: i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
why are you doing this cat? okay so i gave the ginger one a bit of wool to play with ON THE FLOOR and he keeps bringing it back to play with next to me… so i can’t even start knitting because he’s like ‘OOooOOh i’m here
do you ever have a character you never cared for at first BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT STRIKES YOU LIKE A LIGHTNING BURST AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW GREAT THIS CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS
I would like to thank 2013 for giving us Pacific Rim
sourwolf: man can’t people just dislike characters anymore just because?? like why does there always have to be some deep underlying reason other than the fact that the characters annoys the ever loving shit out of me or I don’t like their prickly
jaclcfrost: people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment???
savagelyrandom: When you first post your art: When you do an “evening reblog” because nobody liked or reblogged it:
Had to fast for 16 hours because I had a consultation with an endocrinologist last week (and it took me over two months to get an appointment) and he thinks I probably have a serious hormonal issue like a thyroid problem or an insulin-resistance problem
#if only my hair were this luscious CAN WE GIVE YOU EXTENSIONS OR TRY TO SPEAK TO YOUR HAIR LIKE THEY USED TO SUGGEST WITH PLANTS TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE IT ABLE TO DO THIS? Because unf.
I am not proud of the amount of Thorin/Bilbo fic I have read the past day and a half. It’s just… this is what happens when nothing happens at work. And I just feel like this is more doomed than Angel/Collins in RENT, because at least they
I like having a queue now, because my blog has so many different topics going on it that I don’t even know what the hell is going to come up.
I’m now expected to do walking tours on the same day I have therapy for the foreseeable future. Because my boss totally wants me to talk about the university as soon as I get out of that. Totally. Right.
I love apfelgranate’s take on Tauriel. Like… she’s a fucking champ. I wish I had that kind of prowess. And ability to end up in threesomes with good looking people like that. With a strap-on.
ladynorthstar: Dwalin and Thorin getting married as I love sappy things. I like to pretend in the BofA no one died, but Thorin decided to abdicate and leave the crown to Dain as he’s ashamed of how he left madness take the best of him, and is afraid
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
12. Sharing a Bed (Bilbo/Bofur) from gideondorfI feel as though this would just be a small scene of a bigger theme of “Bofur takes up a LOT OF SPACE AS A PERSON” and as much as Bilbo likes him, it takes a lot of getting used to. Because
savarend: sometimes i’m like 30 seconds away from tears because like frick i love donnie so much and i miss them all the time i hate this continent what the hell is middle america even for I’m gonna sob noooo I love you so much.
ah poop queer punk rock au stuff with Hanji and Armin. So like. Hanji is a really big deal for Armin to meet. Because anyone he’s met until that point is binary trans (he’s still a freshman, baby, only really knows Marco and Eren still
dameofsentinel: i like eremin as much as the next person, but… Read More hhhhhhhhh ok op. I understand you most likely have good intentions. And as an ally, you SHOULD call out potential issues associated with this type of stuff! But I’m
putting this under a cut, because it’s spoilers for the fic I’m currently writing…….. So like. I’m writing Jean/Armin hooking up for the first time in Queer Punk Rock AU. Mind you, Jean is not quite with Marco yet,
ever since I saw hedwig I’ve been awash with feelings about musicals. I love so many musicals so much! I’ve even been in fandoms relating to them! but for some reason I don’t walk about them nearly as much as I’d like. but
a girl I did a presentation for during work today gasped and proclaimed that I was the college student she ever met, because I liked snk and I was cosplaying Armin.
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
turns out I have a bullshit trigger, because of my sexual abuse!!!!!soft caramel!!!!!guess what I really like?soft caramel!!!!
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
chaiannie: i drew some modern!AU lams recently but never posted it because i don’t really like how it came out but// here u go
ponpox: I’m really not feeling up to it tonight. I don’t know what it is but something feels off. That’s why this is so sketchy, I’m too tired to put too much effort into anything but I felt like something like Josuyasu would make me feel better
amedala: (he wont tell u bc he likes u oku) ive been in a really 50s aesthetic moodalso i imagine josuke and okuyasu are those teenagers who put lollipops in their mouths in place of cigs because smoking is bAD FOR UR HEALTH
afloweroutofstone: Oh man I totally forgot that the Texas Republican Party opposed the teaching of “critical thinking skills” in its 2012 platform because they “focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed
malacandrax: Angst, and cafe AU sketches Cafe au sketches: 1- Aizawa shows up without a hat or scarf like an idiot- Mic bundles him in his. 2- Aizawa is running late for a lecture- Mic has his drink ready because he pays wayyy too much attention to
callmekitto: neyruto: Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars I remember reading a book once that said witches generally get along with animals- almost all animals, except for horses. I like this because it lends to a theory that it is not
I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to swing in and say I’ve been watching Pose and I’ve been really enjoying it, esp because it’s hitting me in that Found Family/Character Learning to Become a Matriarch” hole in my heart. So
derpcakes: There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much
heartfriend3: does anyone else get that thing, where if you really liked something and felt it defined you and gave you identity, but suddenly your friend likes it too and you just loose all your sense of self and you get into these mood swings where
mollypops23: spankingsandsodomy: There’s a simple rule in my house. Cunt never closes its mouth entirely, because like all fuckholes, it needs to be accessible. When it forgets, I can mechanically remind it. I like to envision the setting of this
lava-schism: talia-rambles: airyairyquitecontrary:princesitx:maariamph:Giant hairy hippie Steven is best Steveni have to reblog this again because like how did the artist capture just the perfect amount of both greg and rose in steven like this is 100%
….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
leupagus: haviary: the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it
fullten: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than
queendivaofthedark: finnglas: just-shower-thoughts: Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”. This is because there’s always a part of your brain that’s like, “But what if I CAN’T do this?” and you’ll still
fantastic-nonsense:okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it’s like to have siblings because like…the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? “You
lilmajorshawty: bogus-babe:if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you Mars and
weeping-who-girl:Because this was needed…
alyona11:i-am-become-a-name:I’m obsessing over Erasure again because, like, in a lot of the Leela/Narvin fanfiction I’ve read (okay fine, I’ve read the whole tag except for ones with other weird ships in them) Narvin’s like ‘eurgh what are these
mylittleredgirl:ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first
gingerteaonthetardis:ziracona:I really love the 9th Doctor because like yes!!! I get it man! He’s like “FUCK humans—god, humans are weak and stupid and mean and petty and gross and vicious and self-important and cowardly and pompous and think they’re
