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slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
never date me. I am the worst. if you don't understand or like cats, I am not your girl.
tbh the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with has a boyfriend & I really want to fuck him, just because. like I have no idea what he looks like or anything but still. I’m actually the fucking worst. I would never ever ever do that, but like the
are you ever mad at someone because of something they did in a dream, but you’re already kinda mad at them in real life so the dream doesn’t even seem like that far of a stretch :/
there’s a lot i need to do, like look for a job and read my textbooks, but i really don’t want to. and my mind is changing weirdly and i’m not feeling very comfortable with my head tonight. because so many things. and i feel like im
deadsloth: All of the dogs. Loki doesn’t like standing up on the gate when someone else is on it, because he wants all the attention for himself. So he will sit grumpily in the corner, or run underneath them so they fall off.
staircasespirits: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written
prongsmydeer: Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it
dominantmale4loyalbimbo: amindlessbimbo: dominantmale4loyalbimbo: Why can’t I find women like this in real life? Love that mentality! 🎀because like not enough women have given in to their true purpose and become the bimbo fucktoys they are like
amindlessbimbo: dominantmale4loyalbimbo: Why can’t I find women like this in real life? Love that mentality! 🎀because like not enough women have given in to their true purpose and become the bimbo fucktoys they are like totally meant to be… Bad
forwehavesinned: why can’t people dislike a ship just because??? like why does there always need to be some deep philosophical feminist moralistic progressive reasoning behind it? i am allowed to hate a fictional relationship just because i think it’s
anmorata:anmorata:heedra:i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor”
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
prongsmydeer: Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
quizzical-paradox:what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as “ancient problematic media” because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they’re not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it
blagueofchaos:quitetheketch-moved:Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can’t extend their back properly, so their back is like thi– (cuts off abruptly as the creature in
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
sixpenceee:You know if i was a teacher and a student of mine was doing poorly, I wouldn’t call them out like “why haven’t you been doing hw, are you stupid or something”. I’d be like is everything ok and are you alright ? Because teenagers
dankosaurus: acoolsuggestion: She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality. i sleep a lot because i have Depression
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
whateverdun: if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my
meghanbeda: I’m honestly tired of people playing me on here because I’m dark skinned. Y'all stay reblogging and hyping up basic ass girls giving them so much attention solely because of their light complexions and their 3c curls but when are y'all
ethicalbutchering: god i love this because like you can tell when the writers were writing these lines they were meant to be like dark sarcastic and witty but hugh dancy plays it SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY like the way he delivers these lines makes
I would like to open a door shop called “More Door”. I would like to have a long hallway in the back of my door shop with an interesting door like this every 2 meters or so with a number on it. The first door would have a sign over it that
crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
transhumanisticpanspermia: mcgroodz: oceanicsteam: Because our 24/7 news media can’t actually do journalism, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and others have all just helped ruin someone’s life because they posted headline pictures of the wrong fucking Ryan Lanza.
shadowcat: you ever see something and want to die because like honestly….I wish I was dead because of this
galactica-phantom:galactica-phantom:shit like this in 2000s era games is so funny because like we all know it’s real but in today’s internet it just feels like a shitpost how could i have forgotten
ok i just followed like 5 more shinee blogs and i have no regrets because my dash is just so wonderfully wonderful right now
confident-fear:nesgadol:reblog if ur mom is smart and beautifulThis is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
tomhiddlston: I’m not. I’m lucky. I feel lucky because it’s wrong, Danny. It’s wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing
zysheep: h3al: melaninhoe: Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely. or toxic friendships The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit.
blurr3dcanvas: thaebae: curvycorinneranga: spitefulreality: hermes-whore: maryburgers: maryburgers: riskpig: luthienebonyx: telanu: britney2007spears: hoodoo-hoodlum: I’m so mad because this worked help me roger Reblogging myself because
socialismos-varvarotita-deactiv:Just because a girl reblogs porn doesn’t mean she’s horny for you.Just because a guy reblogs porn doesn’t mean he can’t have a proper conversation with you.
goldlipgloss: goldlipgloss: like being pretty and caring literally doesn’t mean SHIT to men because like look at Ciara she’s basically a goddess and futures ugly dumb ass cheated on her like MEN DONT CARE AND NEVER WILL never mind he just texted
lolsomeone-actually: prongsmydeer: Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything
snowyfir: i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like for instance if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her
fairyneko: sheelovesher: First of all, you not about to be on here looking like an amazing piece of fruit I promise I’m a lumpy potato in person She a sweet potato, I swear.But also like a peach? So like a sweet poteach?
fuckoffcats: PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
adistasteformath: I honestly hate how art and media have kind of romanticized the idea of like “going off your meds and being your true self again” because like I started taking antidepressants and like immediately got a new job, found a place to
4oq: being gay is so hard sometimes because like you never have that 100% certainty that a guy you’re into is gay as well like dOES HE LIKE DICK OR NOT I HAVE NO IDEA I JUST WANT HIM TO LOVE ME AND TO HAVE HIS BABIES
cockygomez: ❝I just have so many people tell me that I can’t do both and I’ve just wanted to prove people wrong. Because, like I see like Jamie Foxx. He [gets] an Oscar nomination and then a Grammy nomination. I’m like, ‘You’re going to
ginnydear: harry potter is the father who rarely raises his voice in a mean tone. when he yells, it’s to catch attention, or in the heat of goofing around with the kids. he hates yelling at his kids because of anger, because he never wants them to
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
youoklittlebrother: #i get confused by shots like this because like how can you tell it isn’t todd #but then i see the way his legs spread like they’re afraid to touch #and i know
my toes are itching like little fuckers and there is absolutely nothing I can do because I hate wearing socks and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS FOR THESE STUPID CHILBAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY TOES THEY
designedtoseduce: Reblogging this because, like… Why not. sex-like-a-nympho: designedtoseduce: sex-like-a-nympho: id destroy you.. Not going to lie… The notes on this has made my day a bit better :3 Don’t judge me :( when you get in my bed
look at this shirt i got from the yetee last week ovo im so happy because its like perfectly my aesthetic, it even has a little crown <3
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
i really do live to tease (also i feel weird because i don’t usually post stuff of myself that’s explicitly dd/lg because like to me it’s very private)
johnniewaswolf: i really do live to tease (also i feel weird because i don’t usually post stuff of myself that’s explicitly dd/lg because like to me it’s very private)
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