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falloutgirlongirl: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights
socialnetworkhell: The whole “I’m not like other girls” movement should really be called the “I don’t want men to treat me the way they treat other women” movement because that’s what it really is. Women know that a girl who wears makeup
Sidenote: I have to lash out this evening because Dean was APPALLINGLY rude to me today. I ranted and sobbed to my mom for about 45 minutes after work. I cannot share here because I would be ranting again, for over an hour I am positive, telling the whole
prongsmydeer: Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it
anmorata:anmorata:heedra:i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor”
fancynancy1698: reality91: Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it schmidt from new girl ghost wrote this
nostalgiaultra: Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
gluten-free-pussy: sweetflattery: ckings: this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha amazing Wow…is this honestly what it takes to get your man to pull his weight around the house? Like if it takes a BJ to get him to perform
electric-euphonium: frankoceanbodydouble: so like hey mercy lovers around the fucking globe anecdotal evidence doesnt mean jack shit when as a whole mercy sucks like i dont give a shit if you’re a masters mercy main because like you would be top 500
flashytitle: american-dirtbag: pr1nceshawn: What People Think Being Bisexual is Like vs. What It’s Really Like. Yaaaaaas! Just because you’re married doesn’t mean your monogamous. This is cute and funny but has truth behind it. I’ve
blossomandglow: nosekissesbuttscritches: one-piece-of-harry: Ya ever feel like the ideal body type for women was inherently just classism and the perfect way to treat women like trophies because like back when women were Thick™ as an ideal body type
I’m having a hard time this morning. Irrational fears under the cut. It’s most likely because I have to work 2nd shift and when my sleep schedule is different it almost always fucks me up in the head. I don’t do well with change of any kind. I woke
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
elliexer-moved: the other day i saw some discourse that was like “if a lesbian is a terf she’s still a lesbian and belongs in lesbian spaces”and i kinda had to stop and i was like…. “no. no she don’t” lmfao because like. lesbian spaces
kafukafuura1917:the etymology of the word “troon” is really fucking funny to me because like, obviously the way terfs use it in this website is because they’re afraid to use the other more common t-slur for whatever fucking reason most of the time,
hughidancy: You’re in love with her, and she’s in love with you. And it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at her and see the stars, and she looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground. (insp)
rabbithugs: unrelated: I feel really gross auuugh I hate liking things that are triggering to people because like… even if I warn for the things properly, just the fact that I LIKE them makes me feel disgusting as long as you give them fair warning
miaman: if you send me a nice message and i don’t respond it’s probably because im like this
scootalootheadventurer: dennybutt: I just really wanted to draw Joen and scootalootheadventurer because like…that’s like Al’s main blog and Joen is like my main character so I just wanted to draw them together in one pic…:3c YAY GIRLFRIEND
yoursecretsub: yoursecretsub: Because I was bored today. I finished my corset today! I’m very proud of my sewing skills. What do you guys think? -yoursecretsub Reblogging because I’m bored and really do love this corset! I really am in love
cairipasta: Because I felt like it: Dís, sister of Thorin, mother of Fili and Kili … I now realise I just love love LOVE drawing dwarven hairstyles. It also strikes me as odd that this should be the first fanart I’ve attempted since watching the
It’s bloody annoying being shy. I’ll spend a whole evening at a party asking everyone else about themselves. I’m not being self-deprecating; it’s because I’m too shy to talk about myself. So people come away from the evening actually having
Sometimes I like to go through Megumi Oogata’s filmography and cry, because she is basically the voice of my anime experience.
dazzledfirestar: Just a reminder that if you hate on Wanda for Carol’s sake, Carol would probably think you’re a dick. Because we shouldn’t be asking why Wanda gets to be there instead of Carol. It’s shouldn’t be an “instead of" situation!
linzdraws: I imagine Jean would actually be pretty pumped about the idea of grocery shopping because it’s one of those definite signposts of adulthood, like HECK YEAH I can shop for myself with my own money that I earned. But. he’s. really bad at
I wish I could say I got this from sex. At least that means I was probably enjoying myself, because wow I have a decent sex life for someone like me. but nope. pretty sure it came from wearing something with bathing suit-like material and not removing
tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit I can’t go back to the health center they treated me like shit, because I had sex and allowed myself to get a uti I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t be a person I’m
quackenbuschlight: on a serious note regarding vines and videos and school and whatnot do not ever video or even photograph your teacher even if you’re not making fun of them because that can get them fired i can’t tell you how many times i’ve
Graham’s thinking a nidoqueen, gardevoir, and a miltank. the miltank is probably one of the most esteemed of miltanks that can roll out like nobody’s business. and, of course, because she’s jj, they all have excellent temperaments
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
faerun: taako tries real hard to keep up his goth aesthetic despite looking like a physical embodiment of the sun more changes to my taako because i cant seem to decide what i want him to look like :P p happy w this version tho
forwehavesinned: why can’t people dislike a ship just because??? like why does there always need to be some deep philosophical feminist moralistic progressive reasoning behind it? i am allowed to hate a fictional relationship just because i think it’s
youneverfailtoamuseme: troylerhart: stucky-til-the-end-of-the-line: Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING this is me
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
gallifreyburning: tennysone-deactivated20160810: Handy’s First Camping Trip #i hope it’s like more his bachelor party than tentoo being a goon#and i hope it actually has to happen AFTER the wedding#because they eloped (and he’s already wearing
gharaajapardesi: bronyparctears: Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to
grypwolf: theonetruenators: atotorakku: lolsofunny: if you’re about to die, might as well try. YO oh shit he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels
multifandomfuckfest:Because you all know you need it
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
natural–blues: sirsmalldog: yayfeminism: [Thread] this kind of makes me want to cry because I was just with my dad in the hospital two days ago, and he put off going to the hospital for weeks…. because we can’t afford it. we thought (as did
little-smartass: whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just
: I don’t know why I had such a big bug up my ass about Brian’s farewell party. Maybe it’s because I was regretting my own last day. Maybe it’s because he was stealing Delores’ wallet.
mshpiece: psilentasincjelli: striderbaby: superwholockian-in-camelot: obsessedbooknerd: LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS I literally didnt recognize her i only knew it was her because of the start of the shhh shhh and the fascinating gif… It’s almost
gaypriest: i hate caring about characters that aren’t popular because they don’t get nearly as many cool posts about them or fanart but it’s almost really nice because there’s no annoying fanbase to make me get sick of them
thebloggerbloggerfun: I really like how Pushing Daisies is this older show and the fandom just made a recurrence out of no where. It’s almost like They came back from the dead. Probably because the creator also made the new Hannibal show and new
Hey, I finally drew Pearl! Yay This was supposed to be my quick doodle for last night but Pearl is hard for me to draw because she’s like mostly limbs
adventuretitan: yugimew: artemispanthar: I don’t get posts that are like “WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT [plot point from an old episode]??” Because almost always, people talked about it a lot when it first aired but there’s only so much you can
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
“I don’t like Steven Universe because it panders to tumblr” What? What does that even mean?
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
louiswaggadocio: artemispanthar: I really like this screencap from “Serious Steven”. I don’t even know why, I just do would it be ruined if I told you it looked like her hair line was receding? haha, naw, it often looks like she has a receding
someteenslounge: I love how Pearl projects little simplified versions of her teammates, but her own projection includes every detail of herself. I think about this from time to time. I think it might be because its easier to project a copy of herself
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
dance like a tree replied to your post: omegaspreem said:By chance, have … okay I gotta ask, how long did it take you to find that post, because that WAS forever ago Well I was checking your archive for like 5 minutes and couldn’t find
knuckle-luck replied to your post “sanguinewings replied to your post: anonymous said:Were there any…” I thought it looked more like the “join or die” snake because it seemed cut into segments. It IS like the “Join or Die”
heroofferelden: I think the best thing I’ve ever encountered in DA2 is the fight dialogue (which is dicks that they didn’t keep with that in DA:I but that’s for another time) because first you have Anders like thats really sweet and he’s nice
I hope if SU ever gets a main villain, they get to have an awesome villain song because I love villain songs. That’s like the main reason to have a villain, so you can have an awesome villain song and I think SU could pull off a really rad villain