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- PF #5 is drafted and out for reading - Working on a way to pick stuff from the queue. Will likely pick eight at random and then let patrons vote for top four. Of those, a straw poll will determine, effectively, the next four requests I work on. - Synops
Your Master is not satisfied of you. So you are here to learn about being obedient and submissive.First I will whip your butt 100 times. Then I will fuck your asshole without lube.This will be done daily each morning.
team-snapchat: my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
andrewjacksonjihads: i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
ectobbiologist: dontblowmyhorn: perilously: so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks what WHY the story behind this is that that kid was wearing a will
apersnicketylemon: Don’t ask for explanations if you’re not willing to read them.Don’t ask for sources if you’re not willing to look through and read all of them.Especially don’t do that, and then claim ‘no one could prove’ that you were
froody:companies will be like “we’re so proud we don’t make anything with feathers, leather or fur” and then make stuff out of synthetic materials that will not decompose but will shed micro-plastics with every wash like…..yas so good for the
~Support me on Patreon~A patron requested Hannibal x Monster Hunter~ Will arrives in the New World with his palico Winston and meets his Handler :))If you don’t think this is the perfect AU then I invite you to take a look at this brief bio about
Support me on Patreon“I love your work.”Faun!Will doesn’t tolerate humans in his forest, killing them mercilessly. Then he discovers someone’s been leaving bodies in his territory, and eventually he finds Hannibal, the serial killer who had
bigdaddyblog: wantstscock666: I want her Feel the thick head of my cock pressing against your tight Sissy hole? In a moment it will be inside you, and you will gasp, and then look up at me with complete devotion, knowing that I am turning you into
sissyslutforu: kimmie-cumslut: ❤️ Find more of my captions at kimmie-cumslut.tumblr ❤️💖 Check out my Patreon! 💖 I will get a butt plug and I will wear it to work and then I’ll (hopefully) come home to daddy so he can fuck my boipussy
shinimegami: It doesn’t matter how well-written, developed, and deep a character is, there will always be a group of people in the fandom that will reduce that character to 2 or 3 traits and then misinterpret everything they do based on those 2 or
fatalneon: “As your Pantyhose Therapist, your next task for me is to take another pair of your pantyhose and for me to slip into. You will wash off your penis and rest 20 minutes. Then you will repeat this masturbation process. I’ll take these pantyhose
rosecutietyler: “If I could, then I would I’ll go wherever you will go Way up high or down low I’ll go wherever you will go”
wrestlingssexconfessions: I want to lick Brock Lesnar’s sword tattoo and beyond.He looks like that kind of guy that will fuck you no matter what, until he is sure you will don’t be able to walk for weeks and then to give you that smile of his. I
At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children. Little carbon copies we can turn to and say, “You will do what I could not. You will
askbiolabstrentini: [(Of course I will join~ 8D Will we all get the details of how this works? I’m kinda clueless)] Tini, basically it works like this:This anon is going to shuffle us all up. Then some magic happens and the anon will point us to who
gentlechamomile: Aquarius will try anything in the bedroom, as they love the word “experiment.” They’re into nontraditional ways of getting off and will go down any avenue—the dirtier the better. Aquarius wants to explore and have adventures
csillans: Well I woke up today and you’re on the other side Our time will never come again But if you can still dream Close your eyes it will seem That you can see me now and then
when I blog on my phone it does this weird thing where sometimes things I reblog will get reblogged twice. But not back-to-back, it’ll reblog and then, like, an hour later it will reblog it again. Its confusing and I don’t know why it does
miketooch: I want a phone that looks like a Pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts. …I wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so I can record their “cry.”
veg-annnne: This is so important. If someone abuses you and then apologizes, they will do it again. It does not matter about the apology. If they don’t apologize, they will do it again. If someone abuses you, THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN.
chuweirdo: miketooch: I want a phone that looks like a Pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts. …I wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so I can record their “cry.”
blxckfawn: If you think art is easy or a lazy escape route through college then fuck you, art is degrading, it fucks with your self worth, for every 100 paintings you do, 99 of them will be shit - you just do it and hope it looks good. When you can’t
fuckyeahrickyl: [Seeing Carl almost raped and the experience with the claimers] will not be glossed over. This is not a show that introduces things like that into a character’s past and then doesn’t deal with them. It will be very much at the
classyperversions:Come my dear, join me for coffee. We will laugh, kiss, and stare into each other’s eyes. Then, I will probably throw you down and pound you into the mattress until you are a hot quivering mess….. But not until I finish my coffee,
i feel like it’s your goal in life to kill me.
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
serenasexsmithlove: everydaysadism: I have a habit of losing my keys ‘Of course you can have me! I just want you to wear this for two or three days, and then I can be yours!’ They fall for it every time! You will too. Join me and I will take you down
i-really-heichou: When Fuku-shuu does the knk/snk crossover with Akkey as Armin and Annie’s kid, then my life will be complete. But like how?? How does Annie even redeem herself and have her own happily ever after?? Or maybe she is still on the run
lukeskvwqlkerrr-deactivated2019: We will meet again. And then we can talk about everything. I may not know it’s you, and you may not know it’s me… But we will meet again. Someday soon. I promise!