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thecutestofthecute: stephanieion: So I was taking photos of my cat: and he saw the little “on” light of my camera: and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it: but then: “”I WILL HAVE IT I WILL”
theilliterateironman:sketiana:mossy-cap:sketiana:googles gonna come out with gO2gle, fresh oxygen tanks at the price of 34 dollars per half a liter, and pay for memes to be made about it like airpods were, and then the rich kids will buy them and it will
“If we come from the water, I conclude that we come from different kinds of it. I will meet a person and in his eyes see an ocean, deep and never ending; then I will meet another person and feel as though I have stepped into a shallow puddle on the
I’m comming to You.You are blazing.I’m giving You a rose.It embalms sweet.I’m givin a kiss…I melt of You.I melt and flow with You.Like an ice in a spring river.I melt and stay. Sun will vaporise us.It will take us up into clouds.And then we both
grimsauce: Finally got round to trying on my Pandora Deluxe dress today, will give a proper oiling and wearing at some point and get some really good pictures, but until then these will do. :PIt is absolutely stunning and fits perfectly, couldn’t be
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about draconic mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvernguys will tell you they
andrewjacksonjihads: i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair And people say that romance is dead!
andrewjacksonjihads: i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair and they say romance is dead
camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories
phllotes: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
the hatoful boyfriend tag is like a huge field full of weeds, and one day i will block all the weeds and then the field will be nothing but flowers and sunshine
thecutestofthecute:stephanieion:So I was taking photos of my cat:and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:but then: “”I WILL HAVE IT I WILL”
tanyasdaddy: Dear Daddy,I’m gonna love you, adore you and seduce you. In the end I will wind up with my ass propped up on pillows just right, you will admire, caress and tease me, and then go to work on your baby girl.
mrsmischief: VIKINGS REWATCH: ↳ the deadWho knows what the gods have in store for us. But this, I can never imagine. If you have gone to Heaven, then we will never meet again. And yet, I think Odin will ride like the wind, and rescue you, and take
pepperonccini: becdecorbin: sinshana: if you reblog my art i will go to your page and stare at the tags to see if you have left a comment and if you did i will leave it in an open tab to look at it every now and then yup i love comments ok
sissydonna: jaynelovesdick: brendacdsissy: brendacdsissy.tumblr.com and then do more of it the only truth you need to know right now is the more you crave cock the happier you will be when you get it and the more sexy and feminine you will need to
peppapigvevo: phllotes: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
powerburial: most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad
phllotes: thebaconmother: talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard” Shelby,
rapforalife: punkrockmomjeans: juliasegal: Lady Gaga will get you if you’re bad. If you stand in front of the mirror at midnight and say “Lady Gaga” ten times and then spin around three times, she will appear.AND KILL YOU. Hey man I might just
dominance-by-design: It’s my favorite pet’s birthday and I’ll take her out to a fancy dinner. Too bad that she will be will be leashed under the table and eat her meal from the dog bowl. I’ll just grab the butt plug with the dog tail and then
beingdominant: Aftercare.Never, ever be in doubt, Pet. Sir will always care for your needs. And if it gets rough and you need Sir, then Sir will be here to care for you, tenderly. This is what BDSM is about. Love, care and respect.
lascivuus: If we’re in a relationship Then I will love you unconditionally, treat you like royalty, keep you safe and happy. I will always be faithful and I would never do anything to hurt you. But if it’s winter and we’re walking outside, hell
talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
tainbocuailnge: talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about dragon mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvernguys will tell you they know
jaynelovesdick: brendacdsissy: brendacdsissy.tumblr.com and then do more of it the only truth you need to know right now is the more you crave cock the happier you will be when you get it and the more sexy and feminine you will need to be to get it
masochistmommy: beingdominant: Aftercare.Never, ever be in doubt, Pet. Sir will always care for your needs. And if it gets rough and you need Sir, then Sir will be here to care for you, tenderly. This is what BDSM is about. Love, care and respect.
daddy-bttm: “Clean me Daddy. Clean the cum from your Alpha’s cock. Then you will get dressed and go buy me a latte, with my fresh cum on your face and if any man asks you be sure to tell them what is is and how you got so lucky. Maybe they will want
crying because I just learned albert hammond jr is making a new album possibly and that means he’ll be touring possibly which means I will I MEAN I FUCKING WILL meet him and have him fall in love with me and then I’ll meet all of the strokes
myunsuspectingwife: Here’s a treat. I dare all of you husbands to try this on your wife. I know I will see if I can get mine to put on a blindfold and take my cock in her mouth. Then I will grab my phone and record her like this. Share your pics and
kelseybelles: maybe next year someone will actually like me and maybe it will be one of those cute things where they do everything they possibly can to get you to go out with them and then we’ll have a really cute relationship and who I am I kidding
kittkitte: and if i start touching myself in front of you, then what? will you stand there and watch me, pleasuring myself? or will you take one for the team and replace my fingers with something else of yours?
pathne: velvetyvixen: pathne: Really wish I had alcohol in my house right now, or at least a good friend that will bring it to me, please. Pathne i swear when i turn 21 and we are both feeling down i will drink with you and we can cry and then watch
10 hours since the start of voting and not a single vote in my ask box :( I plan to give the voting another 2 hours and if there still aren’t any votes (anonymous or otherwise) then voting will close and no selfies/any pictures of the real me will
