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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE JACK QUAID AND THEN EVERYONE WILL SCREENSHOT IT WHEN WE GET ALOT OF NOTES AND TWEET IT TO HIM
ceecum: can i lick your sexy tits and belly„„and then i will go jack-off
mistresstrixie69:Subby hubby…you suck it and fluff it and then I will FUCK IT!
Do you ever just shade something, and then you can’t stop shading. Needs more shadows here and stuff here aaaaaaah
Because yawg declared it 10min Doodle Day, okay? Okay. 10 minutes goes by really fast, and my line accuracy goes down by 50% under pressure… but it was fun! And then I cleaned it up a bit doodled for an additional hour. orz
I’ll have weeks where I’m completely fine and happy, then depression will hit me like a bus out of nowhere and throw everything off. I honestly just want to sleep and be left alone. I have no motivation to do the things I said I would today
sweetlikeacherry:stop the self doubt and just decide that you are sexy. and then you will be
our-rainy-nights: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was
Why am i listening to sad drama OSTs knowing this will only bring me pain
just-shower-thoughts:I will lay in bed all morning uncomfortably holding in pee to avoid being uncomfortable for two minutes to just get up and pee.
He asked me to drinks and a movie, I thought he still was into me, and then he became my boss. I liked him. I fucking liked him. I like him. He became my boss. I hurt. I still hurt. That’s fucking fair right? That this still HURTS? That’s
icedcoffeegirl: whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble
femdomfacesittingpissing: Faster. I want you to come all over your face. And then I will bend you around and fuck you.
jamestmedak: After a year of pleading, bribing, and coaxing him, he finally lets you smell his feet. They remain in socks. He looks away. You only have 2 minutes and then you will never bring it up to him again. Make them minutes count, bitch.
xalasstudios: “I want Peach” Movie is finally available for purchase! Here is the trailer and I also want to thank everyone who is supporting want I am doing. I have enough to almost purchase a much more powerful PC and then I will be able to upgrade
ourtastytexturesstuff: Side op 67: Date with Paz. There are no full sizes for this yet, this set has like 30pics and counting so you’ll have to wait untill im done with them all, and then i will release as zippy.
I want to finish all my projects and then I will made notebooks But… I need to finish watching “Rushmore" And also my mother want me to visit some shoping centres with her I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO DO :O
gunmetals: you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images
erlie: Steve “I Have Seen Unimaginable Horrors” Harrington and Eddie “Will Scream Just To See How Loud He Can Do It” go to a haunted house. A redraw of one of those haunted house candid photos.
mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy
tylerjoxeph:Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2017 will be for you
arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
alverdewolffe replied to your post: pet peeve: when people tag characters …Those people are what i call ‘shotgun taggers’ they don’t care they’ll put down 20 different tags and only 1/6 of them will be at all accurate or necessary.I think
if those episodes really do air this weekend in France, I may need to turn off anon for a while. I really don’t want to have to watch the episodes, I like enjoying the show week-to-week, I was so excited that we finally got a weekly schedule and then
808lhr: Beginnings I like to think that Garnet would just pick up pearl and run when she just knows she’ll be in danger, and then Pearl will argue with her to put her down
penny-anna: penny-anna:penny-anna:ppl will conflate ‘children’s media’ w ‘bad/shallow media’ and then when they come across a bit of children’s media that’s good they’ll be like ‘aha this isn’t actually for kids!! loophole.’
canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful
hwymcloudmeadow: It appears position B has won the vote for the Eve and male cow pose! The detail polish is just about finished, and then it will be ready to be turned into pixels!February 21, 2018
tsgirlfriend: What’s that? You want me to suck your cock so sweetly and swallow all of your joy juice so happily to prove how much I love you? Okay (yum, yum!) And then afterwards, will you marry me?
lesbiai: canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful everything is temporary
trollcatty: stupidsexyryoji: Meh, both options are really the same if you think about. And I like the way you think good sir! It’s no fun if the stakes aren’t high. I suppose you are correct! Then both will be the reward! :D Yes, I agree :3 The
bimboexec: When i have fnished signing the papers Mr. Fisk took a sit behind my desk and took me on his lap. “Now Candy. Here is your task list. You have to finish all those things, get a positive review and then you will get your 6 months at Mr.
nyehs: WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
mistresstrixie69: Subby hubby…you suck it and fluff it and then I will FUCK IT!
snatchedweaves: iwishihadafather: i want him to shove that stick up my asshole and fling me around the room at such high velocities my flesh rips off into his mouth and then we will be one
realslimer: moon-arcana: ciriofcintras: “i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!” This post gets funnier over time the post was made 2 months ago
stability: do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like
tiana-danced-with-bucky: passmemorechampagne: rekhless: spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month
naaze: Where are you all #AllLivesMatter advocates now? Or does that only apply to those who serve the Western political agenda? Or those that are in the West- and white basically. Make Peshawar heard. Don’t let it be minimized. And then we will talk.
champagnefather: whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble
naruto: My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen. I hate the three minutes you have to wait while the water boils. And my dream is to one day become a Hokage. Then everyone will have to respect me at last. Uzumaki Naruto the Seventh Hokage (七代目火影)
ani-mia: Last chance to get 10% off everything in my store and get free prints (the more you buy, the more you get) with code IMBACK ⭐️⭐️Animiashop.bigcartel.com ⭐️⭐️ Sale ends when I wake up in the morning and then I will pick the giveaway
I got a new follower, but my follower count dropped by one. ??? New rule: Before unfollowing me you must first ask permission and explain how it doesn’t mean you don’t love me, and then I will tell you if you can go.
fragment-consider-revising: fragment-consider-revising: I just went on Amanda Bynes’ twitter and somethings… happening… OH GOD THEYRE SO EXPOSED HELP ME #longhairdontcare i like how every now and then, someone will like or reblog this.
marriedcumslut: sheluvsmycum: My blogs: SheLuvsMyCum Beautiful Heels and Lingerie PerhapsPerverted Yum ffM My girlfriend’s blog: Sexy Angel Face Girl And then I will tell him thank you after he rewards me with his yummy cum!!!
lawerncs-deactivated20181023: I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, “Oh, she didn’t get to do that.”
