and then i will post
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find and then i will post on porn pin board
and then i will post clips
Side op 67: Date with Paz.There are no full sizes for this yet, this set has like 30pics and counting so you’ll have to wait untill im done with them all, and then i will release as zippy.
graphicsexualwhores: - @xuisse helping wash you up, and then you will do the same for me, just before we are spitted and cooked for our owner.
I’ll handle this rat and this mouse “with care” for now and then I will become death incarnate as I throw these two furball into my serpents hungry jaws! #FoodChain #snakes #foodie #pets #fate
darkersideofthestone: The New Average Who wants to be turned into a bimbo with tits so huge that you look fucking ridiculous to most people. I want them to snicker and laugh behind your back and then we will go home to fuck.
makemedum: addicted2implants: darkersideofthestone: The New Average Who wants to be turned into a bimbo with tits so huge that you look fucking ridiculous to most people. I want them to snicker and laugh behind your back and then we will go home to
“If you are going to act like a Bad Girl, then you will be punished like one. No scrabbling away from your punishment either… just accept it, and perhaps you can apologize.”
“Come, pet… I will take you for a little walk and then we are going to have our fun in the garden this afternoon.”
I’ve never been happier after exiting character creation. FUCK YOU BIOWARE. IF I CAN’T BE A BRONZE ELVEN GODDESS AND MARRY THE CUTE IDIOT, THEN I WILL BE AN EBONY HUMAN GODDESS AND MARRY THE CUTE IDIOT.
dangerouslybriefrunaway: My white boys dream of becoming a little sissy girly girl who wears her sister’s panties and bra and then I will be jacking off to fantasies and dreams of sucking black cock ohhh my!
kkkshemalekkk: Already imagine i am sucking her cock and then she will fuck in my ass deep and hard…
sinisterdenial: headbutbaby: supersissyjulia: Oh lock me up…. I have all of this stainless steel stuff just like the girl in the photo and I love to lock my self all up into it and then I will put on my stainless steel hi heels and lock them on
The premise of Dirty Director (2012) from Ray Dragon is this: a sleazy porn director fucks the actors himself before their scenes (“If you want the scene, you just, you know, you play ball,”) and then inserts himself into much of the subsequen
wokeninvain: Close them up, I’ll belt them together, and then I will force my cock through your resisting flesh to fill you deep while you tremble and shriek.
TUMBLR I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WORK TONIGHT fannishminded: Can you do Sherlock in a fancy outfit/dress/crown/anything fun and funky- and then put him with a tiara or something that says “Dancing Queen”? Because of reasons.
okay these turned out kinda cute @w@ it’s the first time i ordered from this place so i wasn’t sure how they’d look but yeah they look pretty nice uuuuu these are charms for fanime; i did not buy many so i don’t know if i will
Send me "Will you marry me?" and I'll generate a number from 1-30 to see how my muse responds.
Ms. or Mrs. Stephanie Meyer does it again. I’ve been waiting for this movie to come onto Netflix and it finally did. This one is The Host. [I think from now on what I’m gunna do is copy and paste the synopsis, and then I will give my spoiler
Madoka and Homura doing naughty things together. Mostly just Homura licking Madoka c: Something not super explicit in a pornographic way, but definitely explicit in a don’t look at this while you’re in public way c: I tried for erotic. Homura
superdaddy90: One teasing finger to start, followed by two deep and hitting your spot, and then you will get my lips and tongue.
ldrporn: I just want to throw you against a wall and fuck you until you forget your name. … and then i will rename you “ dirty slut ”
theotherpoems: And after your submissionhas rendered you ravaged,a victim of my desire and yoursfused together. And then, I will hold yougently in my armsand prepare you for your fallto a place deeper, far darkerthan you ever believedyou would become.
Commission WIPs and watching the Steven Bomb again. 2 down, 2 to go and then i will scan these and probably send out a few more invoices.
So I haven’t played Star Project in forever and honestly I’m afraid to log on because I know Touya is gonna be in a bad mood and start bitching at me for leaving him alone and then I will get fired from several jobs because I missed so many
therandornone: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the
Fetch those new Chilean spurs. And the thorn whip and wire quirt will do nicely. Then saddle up one of the nags in Barn Three. I’m meeting the ladies from the Hunt club at five for cocktails, so I don’t have all day. Pick one of the
kushandwizdom:I think one of the saddest realities in life, is craving something you deem as valuable and meaningful and then when it’s finally in your possession - with no experience of how to nurture it, you ruin it and lose it; only to continue the
Been sick twice today, mood improved and then sick happened. Wayhey adventure time yeah. I think I have a teensy bit of possible food poisoning from some badly thought out food choices but all day breakfast sandwiches taste amazing and I was hungry okay??
marniesea-deactivated20220131:Bucky Barnes would 1000000% wear cargo shorts.And Sam Wilson would absolutely hate him for it. In this Ted Talk I will-
lauraxxtennant: tinyconfusion: emoji adventures with the doctor and rose tyler (pt. 40) #i’ve realized while making this .. this scene will never not be devastating#cause he goes from all indignant to heartbroken in 3 seconds#that it completely
bethanyactually: holdingontoyoufordearlife: Subtle, Jeffrey. this will never not be funny he’s like a schoolboy with a crush they’ll be like seniors and he’ll still react this way to her (via wallowsinthecloud)
briearesea:rox-and-prose:One thing I enjoy about tumblr is that every now and then someone will be like “I had a dream where this was the next big meme” and tumblr is just collectively like yeah we can make that happenThere are many benefits
demolitionfrerardist: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat
bluelucied replied to your post: anonymous asked:Artie, one questi…There are also companies like MyUs where they will give you a US adress to have stuff shipped to and then they will forwards it for you. Not sure about the cost tho!ah, I didn’t
ladragonaria: Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize: ‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND
Stomach’s been killing me since dropping Jack and Quinn’s bodies off at the cremation place. I’m hoping getting some rest, getting through the next two days of work and then picking them up when we get the call will calm me down.
adorabubblelittlegirl: daddy-and-ava: kittenneko: avaraptor: daddyislonely: If you keep that up Princess Daddy is going to get jealous. And then I will have to punish you and Teddy. (via yuckytuna)
boisurrendered: Every now and then, Master will take off my chastity cage and milk me like an animal. He knows how much i hate it. He knows that my hole closes up after i have cum. He knows it hurts to be fucked and all i want to do is get out
mfpen: dehydratedshrimp: This is happening in my town BOOST THIS. Get a free pit bull today with medical records and all. Dont let em die the shelters full COME ON. Bay area to LA come help the dogs out ! Booost!!!!
heavyblueballs: “… Let him work up a nice load over a few days or weeks and then get a nice light yet firm grip on his balls while you empty him with your free hand will leave his mind in limbo and his balls aching making him considering if it
boycrazypatriarchyhater: supergirlisms: cognitivevariance: did-you-kno: The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.Now you guys can sound nicer when you send
rubberdollemmalee: “Helpless inflated in the bondage catsuit, the head inflated to a huge rubber ball you’ll have to sit down on the gynchair and then I will put the fucking machine on place and you’ll enjoy and hate it the same time!” 💋
demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should
notsuchasecret: I figured it out. The reason we’re so sick of het romances in popular media is because we’ve already reached the pinnacle. There will never be a better straight couple than Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam.
eugh so i have like some personal family issues going on right now that’s making me sad and worried and stressed out, just my dad isn’t doing very well health wise and i’m upset about itand i’ve vented about this to a couple friends just whats
moon-arcana: ciriofcintras: “i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!” This post gets funnier over time
war-paint-and-nitrogen: kernalmustache: nichtwerdudenkst: lesbiai: canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful everything is temporary I’m glad
ok! done with doodle asks for today! will continue tomorrow uwu
im almost done w/ the old season 3 rewatch but i also dont want to finish bc its too sad and i dont want hotaru and chibiusa to be separated and then they don’t interact anymore /)_(\
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
