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dearbluetravelers: indigo-night-wisp: kintatsujo: plenoptic07: kintatsujo: Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
thevelvetpelican: Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones* My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.
hollyrandall78: tentxcity: Me and my dog Pandora, adopted from the street© Sergei Sarakhanov This has got to be one of the best photos I’ve seen in a while. LOVE this.
unafkennyart: These two adoptables up for sale :Dฤ EachFirst come first serve. Send me an ask and I’ll respond with the email for my paypal (ill also want your email to send you the unwatermarked pictures) . Once I’ve received payment, I’ll send
achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it.
oftaggrivated: achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it. I just don’t understand why
calilee: @velocesmells‘ adopted brothers au gives me so much life, in no small part because it introduced the idea of big brother bully shiro. but on the flipside, please imagine… keith as the world’s brattiest baby brother bc “i’m gonna
mehringguie: [ commissions | adoptables | support me ] MERRY FINNMAS!!!! this took longer than expected
miranda-mundt-art: Ghost adoptable for @hersha ! I hope you like him! Lamp design by @bloodsugardaddy ghost design by me there are two left available!
sissylara: feminization: PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR SISSY FAGGOT! The position one should adopt naturally as a Sissy
basedgosh: im adopting everyone im tired of seeing people suffer bad experiences due to their shitty parents. i am your dad now Call me Daddy Scarlet.
princessharumi:“Woah, so you have an adopted alien family and you guys fight other evil aliens together? Me too!”
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk:hotdogcephalopod:10knotes:catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner EverVia Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE
wildisthewolf: ipercalisse: red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before
thegardenofeedan: weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him” I want this to be my life
crotah: today I befriended an enemy d.va who wouldn’t attack me for whatever reason. it took some time, but eventually my whole team just kind of accepted her as adopted team daughter, and we let her hang around with us while we went to town on her
weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”
marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt I love how he just flops. Me too lil buddy.
harcules: Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.
i-lie-here-charmed: blackgirlost: humansofnewyork: “I left an abusive relationship and I have nowhere to go. I have Hepatitis C, so no one is willing to take me in. I don’t know how long I will live. I tried to give her up for adoption so that
brieflykawaii: captainsparklez: turquoise-shadows: wewewe-soexcited: Are you sure? These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about. If gay adoption is discriminatory, who else is
face-down-asgard-up: rosa—sparks: wilwheaton: dogjournal: POLICE OFFICER ADOPTS “VICIOUS” PIT BULL -”The dog came over with it’s tail between it’s legs and panting. I grabbed my water bottle and the dog sat down next to me and began licking
ostracizedpoodle: I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
oldirtyhank: whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy. yeah the old fucker is gonna die and the cat will begin to starve and probably eat his flesh, or just die because they let some old
thetrickstergoddess: gildatheplant: bornagainpresidency: kittensandkink: weedandpatchouli: whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy. i love this photo so much I’m sorry but no. Fuck
gyravlvnebe: Me and my dog Pandora, adopted from the street© Sergei Sarakhanov
“I’m a naturalized Italian, but I’m from Ghana. I was abandoned by my parents and adopted by two angels. I suffer with racism everyday. I’m the first black to wear the jersey of Italy. I’m not angry, but my life experiencies make me act differently
somekindofhelicoptervalentine: cr-est: He yelled at me until we adopted him that is the happiest looking cat ever
tentxcity: Me and my dog Pandora, adopted from the street © Sergei Sarakhanov This has got to be one of the best photos I’ve seen in a while.
grimmzai: alluringhemlock:ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this
somekindofhelicoptervalentine:cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted himthat is the happiest looking cat ever
towritelesbiansonherarms: ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this
justcatposts: This little cutie climbed up on me while I applied to adopt her (Source)
everbright-mourning: So someone write me that fic where a happily married couple adopts the new person in the apartment below them b/c they notice that they’re miserable and lonesome and don’t know how to Adult very well, and then they all fall in
avengingclaims: The moment Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy makes me want to cry for happiness.
viper-seven: Chris Evans is one of these people who you can go from “omg I want to adopt you and pet you forever” to “shove your entire arm in me I don’t even care” in 0.3 seconds flat, and I think that’s beautiful.
kramergate: my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m
lunatiides: idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS
cuteavalanche: I’m sure you can see why momma loves me! Join our Chat! Talk about Cats, Share Pictures, Find Adoptions, and more - (Click Here)
sofapizza:this’ll get me adopted in no time
sushinfood: thegardenofeedan: weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him” I want this to be my life das a beebee
zenithomocha:I randomly sketched this naga long before during a join.me session. choubidoubinette saw her and decided to adopt her right on spot. XD;
bennycreampuff:sinnersontherooftops: red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this
cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted him
whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.
swolizard: therandominmyhead: Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog. THESE COULD JUST BE HER ADOPTED CHILDREN AND WANTS TO MAKE SURE THEY DONT ROAM AROUND WITH DANGEROUS HUMANS NEAR OKAY
ostracizedpoodle: i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: akial: somekindofhelicoptervalentine: cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted himthat is the happiest looking cat ever honestly this is the realest form of how i get what i want
mineapple: buckybutts: so jill ate her own adoption form ‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’
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