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avengingclaims: The moment Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy makes me want to cry for happiness.
cr-est: He yelled at me until we adopted him
cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted him
sinnersontherooftops:red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT
markster02: “Ohh, you think the darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The shadows betray you, because
sofapizza: this’ll get me adopted in no time
lucid-poltergeist: chibipanduh: the-awesome-quotes: Adopted Vampire Cat ‘Loki’ Has The Most Evil Look Ever Let me love you. @syd-is-dead i think this is the same cat i tagged you on before lmao
marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt I love how he just flops. Me too lil buddy.
Caramel AdoptI’m selling this adopt, please message me if you’d like to claim her! I really need some money as soon as possible unu the ref is NSFW!! it includes a 5K tall png image and the PSD file c:thank you!
pigeon-religeon: Okay…but hanamatsuiwaoi adopting a child. Just hear me out… Hanamaki being scared at first because he’s afraid of becoming his father, and feels bad because he knows how badly the others want a child. They end up sitting him down
hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
let me just adopt him ಥ_ಥ
raining-skies: vintageinstepford: This is my cat, Brigitte. 24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took
towritelesbiansonherarms:ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this
unlikelygoblin: aaesthetic-angel: Nature “Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson This makes me unbelievably happy
jupitersaurus: gregwuzhere: jupitersaurus: jupitersaurus: DMX has FIFTEEN kids. I wonder if he wants a 16th because I’m down. I’m not trying to be nasty. I’m just trying to get adopted. Uh, sis, I think you should reconsider… How are me
saturnineaqua: saturnineaqua: it breaks my heart to see so many women adopt lifestyle phrases that were created by women above their station. example:” i dont care if he cheats, at least he comes home to me!” – is from WEALTHY women who are accustomed
yournameonawhisper: “You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but blinding. The shadows betray you because they
waltdisneyconfessions:“Confession: I’m adopted so my whole family is white. One day, my sister gave me this little paper my niece wrote about her faveorite princess. I was surprised to find it was Tiana. I thought it would have been Cinderella or
whoretality: whoretality:if my child ever did that to my cat I would drop that motherfucker. I swear to god that little cunt would be going into adoption. Yeah, mine too! Fine for me, I do not have some of these little unmade and useless things…
“I’m a naturalized Italian, but I’m from Ghana. I was abandoned by my parents and adopted by two angels. I suffer with racism everyday. I’m the first black to wear the jersey of Italy. I’m not angry, but my life experiencies make me act differently
2jam4u: lastlips: lastlips: Today self care looked like this. I’m so thankful for Sky. She always forces me to get up and out of the house even if i’m having an awful day. ig@christinapoku My anniversary of adopting Sky is coming up. I didn’t
tentxcity: Me and my dog Pandora, adopted from the street© Sergei Sarakhanov This has got to be one of the best photos I’ve seen in a while.
somekindofhelicoptervalentine:cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted himthat is the happiest looking cat ever
wildisthewolf: ipercalisse: red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before
corebearfaves: wedontknowjack: 29/08/12: “Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! …The
“You’re the first person I’ve met on this campus with the same last name as me.” “Oh? Maybe we’re actually related?” “I’m adopted, so that’s doubtful. But perhaps…in a past life, we were
noirivai:She is.I live with her and her.. sort of adoptive brother. Long story- you’re better off asking her. I used to have my own place but shit happened and they invited me to stay for the time being.
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk:hotdogcephalopod:10knotes:catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner EverVia Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE
creepyknees: i dunno if this would count as an au or not but the “frisk adopting a vehement flowey into the family post-pacifist run so they are basically just a particularly vile houseplant” au is extremely important to me. also comes with “no
mysterytail: sintax-err0r: @fucken-crybaby please allow me to adopt cherry. if it’s alright with him. I would love to have my own adorable little sans!
coralus: Me and @blackggggum has been talking about the kitten I secretly adopted then this happened
thegardenofeedan: weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him” I want this to be my life
kitty-sews: Finally done QwQ took me long enough 😥 This one was adopted by @keksbela :3 Got one person left on the list before I can finally really open commissions for the first time QwQ I’m very nervouscited 🙈
newbabyfly: My actual life as a warlock. Except my fireteam is nice enough to not toss me back off as soon as I actually make those stupid jumps. (Killy actually used to be a pretty goofy dude until he adopted these twerps.)
achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it.
dad-forced-me-gay: Now the dirty little sand nigger my wife wanted to adopt has grown up and sucks my cock, I have to thank her.Uncle Joe: First night with my uncle Swapped by my step-dad Entertaining my uncles Ryan and Axel: Step-Brother Secrets
theyellowbrickroad: i hate when adults just assume im going to have kids bc i would literally rather light myself on fire than have a child
milkdad: milkdad: the other day i found out bananas and pumpkins are berries and it fucked me up for the rest of my life also found out strawberries arent berrries and im adopted
therightnippleofgilgamesh: street performers AU got a crush on the hairdresser and now my hair is slowly getting really short AU we’ve been dating for three months and you’re only now telling me you’re a werewolf AU ended up adopting like three
kabr0k: when you see a character and youre likeMMMM I THINK I’ll adopt it and take it with me
jinngersnap: heckboy: behold the most moving voice acting of all time #MMMMMM I THInk ill adopt it and ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ (x)
weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”
thebigfouraremylifeok:ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk:hotdogcephalopod:10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT
lomasdope: You ever talk to someone so much you start adopting their mannerisms and using their slang and you just sit back and you’re like ,Wtf is happening to me .
thebrilliantbastard: Their relationship in this series reminded me of a big brother, little sister type thing. Would someone do that? Like do an AU where Ollie’s parent’s adopted Harley or something, just… make em family!
sinnersontherooftops: red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I
fondwitch: catsbrew: otterling:I want to open a cat cafe that only has black cats in it (since they struggle so hard to get adopted). It would sell magic supplies and be witch themed. I’d name it “The Familiar Cafe”. Please tell me each black
lunatiides:idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full
realmenreallife:Tyler. I saw this beautiful boy and felt he should be adopted immediately… by ME. This was all for his benefit, of course. It was a perfectly selfless impulse on my part. :)
somekindofhelicoptervalentine: cr-est: He yelled at me until we adopted him that is the happiest looking cat ever
mineapple: buckybutts: so jill ate her own adoption form ‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’
