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Can I just be honest and say the best Christmas I have from memory wasn’t with my biological/adopted family? I’m really missing the love and care of those who don’t even have to know me to share food and buy gifts.. even if it’s
I adopted a second cat last weekend and she is so perfect. She’s snoozing next to me right now in her little cat house I got her that’s shaped like a strawberry. I’m in love.
mashamorevna: “Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!” - The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS
jinngersnap: heckboy:behold the most moving voice acting of all time#MMMMMM I THInk ill adopt it and ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ (x)
tomhiddles: do u ever get to the stage in fangirling over someone so much you actually start adopting their mannerisms and language like you start doing things and saying things you never did before you knew about them or is that just me
mandersyoo: OMG Kevin, let me adopt you please. <3
highvibin: Some HUGE organic rainbow swiss chard! ❤️💛💚💙💜 My adopted road daughter kicked me down some beautiful rainbow swiss chard today. I’d never had it ‘til now. It has become one of my favorite foods.
gyravlvnebe: Me and my dog Pandora, adopted from the street© Sergei Sarakhanov
Netflix and adopt a dog with me
glitterpet:princessharumi:“Woah, so you have an adopted alien family and you guys fight other evil aliens together? Me too!” lightbrary pepperree LOOOOOOK OMGGG SO ADORABLE YES
missuscupcakeart: Hey so! I need money for therapy still, and a bit ago I made some little eastern dragon adopts but never did anything with them. So I’m going to see if people are interested! 7$ each, let me know if you’re interested in a PM.
thegardenofeedan: weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him” I want this to be my life
arsenic-cadence-arts:Super cute gift for the kind person who bought an adopt, then gave me a very generous tip, of the girl the got!
harcules: Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.
red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE
bill-rinaldi: sherbies: looks like i’m drowning in post-finale korrasami headcanons involving marriage and adopting lil babies my apologies You never cease to amaze me with your talent!
shapedlight replied to your post “welcome to wolf’s kink corner, just your regular thursday night here…” you should call it thirsty thursday and with that we have a new tradition, tune in every week for thirsty thursday to talk about
fumbledeegrumble:pardonmewhileipanic:thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:fancybidet:Here is the project I’ve been working on! Girth Guides! A patch collecting club for awesome fat activists. You can help me get this off the ground by becoming an early adopter.
kramergate: my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m
amandaishighlypredictable:This bit killed me. I love green dad and his cinnamon role of an adopted son.
accio-shitpost: give me the au where harry pulls a bruce wayne and adopts like a million disadvantaged orphans
thevelvetpelican: Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones* My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.
posyfoot:The Mandalorian Armorer, who was kind of like Mando’s mom: Alright sonboy let me see my new grandson and see if he’s worthy of why like 500 people have died in the last few monthsBaby Yoda: The Armorer: fuckjkdydhf you better legally adopt
palecoffeewombat:dearbluetravelers: indigo-night-wisp: kintatsujo: plenoptic07: kintatsujo: Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE
Soooo @celticknot65 and I are adopting a lil baby and get her tomorrow! She is three months old and we are VERY excited! I may or may not have gone a tich overboard shopping for her…don’t judge me! The purple snuggle toy? PURRS! 😍😁
just-call-me-vendetta: aaliyah-appollonia: unamedwatcher: novafuzzcheeks: aaliyah-appollonia: Black people must adopt this more!! I never realized how many times my symptoms have been dismissed Please, y'all, start doing this. Don’t let doctors
tentxcity: Me and my dog Pandora, adopted from the street© Sergei Sarakhanov This has got to be one of the best photos I’ve seen in a while.
behbez: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME dreams
jinngersnap:heckboy:behold the most moving voice acting of all time#MMMMMM I THInk ill adopt it and ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ (x)
itionoben: ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk:hotdogcephalopod:10knotes:catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner EverVia Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE
farbenfrei: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME AHH Oh my WORD THIS IS CUTE
blackgayincest: Have you ever been caught or caught someone jacking off? My adopted dad caught me a few times. I would come home from school and watch porn with my headphones in. He would just tap my shoulder and ask what I wanted for dinner. He never
cr-est: He yelled at me until we adopted him
sofapizza:this’ll get me adopted in no time
escaping-into-zero-gravity: lemon-ly: 2017 goals wear cute clothes be more mysterious (?) make at least 1 person fall in love w me do what i want @joanarella we should adopt these goals asap lol
peachdalooza:@lnkle gave me this idea about reaper adopting a cat
peptobismuth: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato @devoidking i want to adopt the mash potato
needs-more-butts:neocoill:“Being an adoptive mom is hard work.”[Gallery] - [DA] - [HF] - [Pixiv] The star dicks are a tad too wierd for me, but love the first pic. < |D’“’
toomanyboners: If I ever end up in the lost & found I want Rita to pick me up adopting that puppy~ < |D’‘‘
decadent-fire-kitty: marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt I love how he just flops. Me too lil buddy. Put a new battery in, that one isn’t holding charge. my spirit
rabbureblogs: redrabbu: Day 28: Troll This day was unclaimed, so she’s available as an adopt!ฮ if interested, email or inbox me! Sold to relevantgoat on twitter! < |D’‘‘‘
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marble-soda: Patreon release: Isabelle For more pictures like this support me on patreon! Get to see my art a month in advance starting at Ū per month or Ŭ per month for up to 6k resolution files By the way I’m selling an adoptable here, check it
teasetoys: I love it when pet adopts a “tie me up” position without even realising she’s doing it *fumbles ropes in hand*
crisisthegirlwonder: Wanna run that by me again? Get her an abortion or give it up to adoption. Problem solved.
winterfel-blog: Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because
gyuki: after the war and everything there’d be so many orphans i bet naruto would go back to konoha and be like “look at all these kids theyre mine im adopting them just call me narudad” and everyones like “naruto ur 17” and naruto is like
this’ll get me adopted in no time
decadent-fire-kitty: marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt I love how he just flops. Me too lil buddy. Put a new battery in, that one isn’t holding charge.
jimfear138: creepyknees: i dunno if this would count as an au or not but the “frisk adopting a vehement flowey into the family post-pacifist run so they are basically just a particularly vile houseplant” au is extremely important to me. also comes
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datcatwhatponiponi: Done for a Halloween pack last year. Will you adopt a poor homeless Derp-wolf?Full size - https://i.imgur.com/HZL8BtW.pngPlease support me on Patreon! ũ a month for early access to my art, ŭ a month for all exclusive content and
dizzikitten: comm for Arkios of an adoptable they bought off of me, tyvm!! Cute~ :3
foundorfollowed: glittermakeitrain: kickitupanotch: whilethemusiclasts: krasinskay: Always *screaming* OH MY GOD I CAN NOT Have to reblog. still funny This is still hilarious to me. I still wonder why the hell I was never adopted into the