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red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE
creepyknees: i dunno if this would count as an au or not but the “frisk adopting a vehement flowey into the family post-pacifist run so they are basically just a particularly vile houseplant” au is extremely important to me. also comes with “no
Women like Madonna are why transracial adoption makes me nervous. Most of these white parents have a colonial mindset, thinking they’ll save these babies from their tragic blackness
harcules: Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.
sofapizza:this’ll get me adopted in no time
unknown–and–unknowable: Let me adopt this child
fetishexpo: Living in a house full of adopted children, nothing seems to suprise me. But waking up to my fine ass foster mom eating my fine ass sisters pussy was one of the better moments in my entire life
whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS
somekindofhelicoptervalentine:cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted himthat is the happiest looking cat ever
decadent-fire-kitty: marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt I love how he just flops. Me too lil buddy. Put a new battery in, that one isn’t holding charge.
sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE a good cat supervises
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS
topofthewoods: a little comic i did for class about being adopted from china starring me!
littleemptyattik: indigo-night-wisp: kintatsujo: plenoptic07: kintatsujo: Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
peptobismuth: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato @devoidking i want to adopt the mash potato
samhainnight: bornagainpresidency: kittensandkink: weedandpatchouli: whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy. i love this photo so much I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this.
tanyasimonesimpson: theinturnetexplorer: Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit? People: But you’ll change your mind! Biological clock! Genetic legacy! HORMONES! Me: *shows this post, adopts another kitten, is content with life
milkdad: milkdad: the other day i found out bananas and pumpkins are berries and it fucked me up for the rest of my life also found out strawberries arent berrries and im adopted
cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted him
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk:hotdogcephalopod:10knotes:catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner EverVia Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE
dearbluetravelers: indigo-night-wisp: kintatsujo: plenoptic07: kintatsujo: Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
blackcockhoe: That’s what would happen to me if I adopted a black African boy.
insta-incest: My Daughter decided to thank me for adopting her 20 years ago
anincestfamily: Usually on weekends my son goes out with his sister, and my wife goes out with her boyfriend. This leaves me alone with my son’s beautiful young girlfriend. She has been living here for a few months now, and has since adopted some
farbenfrei: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME AHH
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: theambitiouswoman: harcules: Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me. love yourself first. Be Kanye
sinnersontherooftops: red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I
sofapizza: this’ll get me adopted in no time
cute-overload:When I first adopted Zeus, he would never let me gohttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/fE5gro3
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl: sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS
insanecorgi: awwww-cute: Our friends recently adopted a dog that looks very similar to ours. Tonight we brought them together for the first time and their reaction is priceless “You complete me”
Netflix and adopt a dog with me.
cicadaville:ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT
queen-of-the-rising-demons: somekindofhelicoptervalentine: cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted him that is the happiest looking cat ever Yesssssss
thegardenofeedan: weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him” I want this to be my life
theuchihasownfoxchild: lady-of-malice: shortshit: tvseriesaremyworld: firegrowshigher: Everybody stop everything. It’s a YAWNING BAT. awwwwwwwwwww let me adopt you and love you, you little ball of cuteness OH, MY HEART~ o_o It’s cute…ouo
randomonedirectionfacts: tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can i tried this once but my mum just yelled back “luckily you’re adopted” fun times.
ghostier: This is my first ever adoptable auction and it’s a one-off. I put a lot of heart into making her and the winning bid gets to choose her cutie mark or even change her name if they prefer a different one! Message me here or comment to place
catp0rn: This little lady is eating solids all on her own - which means she’s ready to leave the nest! If anyone in the northern NJ/ Upper Manhattan area is interested in adopting this cute lil fur ball, email me at nora_mohammed96@hotmail.com or message
askbellaluna: quorious: yumchocolatemilk: hotdogcephalopod: 10knotes: catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Via Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE This
ballpythoncrazy: achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it. Hallelujah
sararini:Vega reference image! Originally adopted from this sheet here: http://fav.me/d93iw0j I altered her design a little though :> Don’t know much about this character yet, just that she’s kind of a pain in the butt, a rebellious 14 year old,
knaiifu:hi! i made some halloween adopts! each cost ็. if interested please send me a dm on @intuwuos !- each costs ็.- if you want, you can pay an additional บ for a half-body doodle of the character!- strictly no reselling!- i will allow holds
dolcisprinklesart:🌵🌸 AZ Tea African Wild Dog 🌸🌵An aesthetic adopt I sold a long while ago to ViolentFumes on TH.💗💜💙💚💛🧡💖💗💜💙💚💛🧡💗💖💜💙💚💛🧡💖✨🌈 Commissions & TOS ★ Buy me
sararini:Offer to adopt, minimum offer is บ, autobuy is ์.Rules:1. Change whatever you’d like about them, but please credit me (sararini) for the design.2. Don’t resell the design for more than you paid, unless it comes with additional art.3.
builtlikeastone: Here’s version 1 of Hanzo this time. Patreon | Commissions | Adoptables | Buy Me a Coffee
builtlikeastone: And Ulric got undressed, ironically enough. Patreon | Commissions | Adoptables | Buy Me a Coffee
builtlikeastone: Eggplant, Explosion, Sleeping Patreon | Commissions | Adoptables | Buy Me a Coffee
builtlikeastone: Brand won the OC poll for April, so here he is in a bunny suit. Patreon | Commissions | Adoptables | Buy Me a Coffee
fireandshellamari: That AU of Sun Wukong being a baby and being adopted by one of HuaGuo Shan’s resident monkey mama’s might have grown on me. Also the reason I chose macaque’s instead of a resident monkey of China is that the style of the first
sushinfood: thegardenofeedan: weloveshortvideos: “Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him” I want this to be my life das a beebee
somekindofhelicoptervalentine: cr-est: He yelled at me until we adopted him that is the happiest looking cat ever
crotah: today I befriended an enemy d.va who wouldn’t attack me for whatever reason. it took some time, but eventually my whole team just kind of accepted her as adopted team daughter, and we let her hang around with us while we went to town on her
mineapple: buckybutts: so jill ate her own adoption form ‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’