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bumsrmytning: That’s it baby fill my cunt.. Oh yes give me every drop… Ha ha.. I lied I’m not on the pill and my pussy is ripe for breeding.. You’ve just made me a Mummy… It’s not always you guys that can be selfish bastards .. Now slowly
azaambie: Rest in peace you beautiful bastard. We’ll miss you Lemmy.
baseballandbeerisallineed: multifandoms-blog: Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you
rabenacohmalani: misskaylaroo: xkatrinaa: funnyandlegit: Seriously? What has humanity come to? What’s the point of this? You are achieving NOTHING I swear I’m crying of anger right now… GAAAH!! Stupid, ignorant bastards You are the most
agentvictoriahand: spooky-neighborhood-demiurge: qozxe: my-kokoro-just-brokoro: This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him? rest in fucking pieces nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T
yochillthefuckoutbro: daddyslilgirl012: rape—princess: h0lytitz: fearlessrec0rds: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. Thank you so much. look at this vicious killing machine “You missed a spot”
dogbun: croptopandapistol: babyegg: When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice Whats up u depressed bastard this is preferable honestly
carryondarkparadise: roughrdr32: seattlesportsbirds: OMG you guys, is Ben Sherman ok??? Let’s hope! Not! Why? Because he’s a smart outspoken black man? Fuck you, racist bastard. I’m Native American and If he was white, Asian, Indian, Hindu,
carryondarkparadise: roughrdr32: carryondarkparadise: roughrdr32: seattlesportsbirds: OMG you guys, is Ben Sherman ok??? Let’s hope! Not! Why? Because he’s a smart outspoken black man? Fuck you, racist bastard. I’m Native American and If
carryondarkparadise: roughrdr32: carryondarkparadise: roughrdr32: carryondarkparadise: roughrdr32: seattlesportsbirds: OMG you guys, is Ben Sherman ok??? Let’s hope! Not! Why? Because he’s a smart outspoken black man? Fuck you, racist bastard.
This scene in Inglourious Bastards, this particular part, was so brilliantly written. The characters are playing a game where you sit in a circle and write a famous person’s name on a card, flip it over, pass the card to the person next to you and
If a guy is allowed to have a weight requirement in dating, then I'm allowed to have an income requirement. I can "work" to be thin, just like you can "work" to make more money, you limey bastard.
throughkaleidscopeeyes: buzzfeed: So, in case you missed it, here’s how Pharrell showed up tonight… swoon you beautiful bastard
demon-princess-serina: smokeypsd-games: The Rise of Netflix Competitors Has Pushed Consumers Back Toward Piracy You know, it’s almost like that was the fucking problem in the first place you stupid bastards
the-bucky-barnes: Do I look like a reindeer to you? Perhaps you should be more careful, Tony! ——————————————- Loki: me! Tony Stark: colonel-bastard!
newwavenova: sussexcottage:follow for more soft bisexual productivity Don’t you synergize my bisexuality you bourgeois yuppie bastard
techpriestbilly: hash-tag-whatever: Merry: confused awe Frodo: confused awe Sam: confused awe Pippin: finally i’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants Pippin, you smug bastard, you.
lovemylovebuttons: The dreaded droop of natural boobs - why oh why couldn’t you stay perky forever - bastard boobies! :) I still love you though! :)
amorphous-bob: shitfacedanon: penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard
glumshoe: succinctlysevered: glumshoe: glumshoe: the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard what about
rootsgrowdeeper: silver-tongue-bastard: How can you ask me to go to sleep alone after I’ve fallen asleep with you in my arms? lifeeverynight.
dominant-old-bastard: “Yes cunt, we are going for a walk in the park… and yes, that rubber cock is going to stay right where it is. Remember that last time I took you? Remember how you kept on talking, as if a dumb, empty headed, whore like
headlesssamurai: “Fights are twisty little bastards, you draw steel it’s always hard to say where they’ll lead you.” ― Joe Abercrombie
lolfactory: Get the fuck outta the way, you lazy bastard. You’re still a good boy, though. funny tumblr ☆ Facebook ☆ Twitter ☆ follow [this funny picture via lolsnaps]
mallowninja: akatriel-rowanborn: mrchristianbale: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG. oh you poor bastard Hugh Jackman, thank you for existing.
fatbottomgirl5656: lustlustatl: urxstaci: lustlustatl: caramellickk: mimibetta: Boy I love you.. you filthy bastard ❤️❤️❤️ Come here papi Cum all in my mouth… Mmm Mmmmmm Mmm… i have seen it with my own eyes Mmm yes
barbellbasics: felinciavargas: h0lytitz: fearlessrec0rds: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. Thank you so much. Possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. What you see here is a ferocious violent monster
werewolfnobody: lonely-bolin: oh man right in the feels ): so much love for toph. It’s okay, Tophy m’dear, you’re safe away from home fighting evil bastards that will take any opportunity to destroy you <3 ‘Course she’s safe,
colonel-bastard: mangocianamarch: nightclubflunkie: Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was a horrible little fan girl when I saw Alan Rickman in a cafe in New York City? HIS FACE OMG #a surreptitious picture of me eh #i see you there #10 points
superpotterlock-cumberbitchstyle: THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID IN THE LAST EPISODE YOU LONG HAIRED BASTARD.
penfairy:Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
feretta: When you have no equipment budget, but you’re a clever bastard with a hint of engineer. “迀 for a cable management wheel? Give me 20 minutes and a pack of zip ties.” ฟ cable management solution for a mobile streaming rig’s long XLR,
shutyourmoustache:This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂 “The rice not looking good. You lied to people.” “Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”“Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg
teaboot:shutyourmoustache:This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂 “The rice not looking good. You lied to people.” “Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”“Uncle Roger so upset I
penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove
glumshoe: glumshoe: succinctlysevered: glumshoe: glumshoe: the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
wizardjpeg: you all are eating a big spoonful of bastard pudding aren’t you all
garashirs: everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose
onion-souls:thepleasuregoblin:I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you’ve achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you’re just a fucking bastard about it
nudityandnerdery:mr-make-me-feel-good:whirlwindwonderland:science-bastard:pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!I already reblogged this post but this tag made
do-not-open-til-christmas: You’re right, of course. We are sick pricks, stupid dickheads, and fucking assholes. But this might not be the best time to be reminding us of what crazy bastards can be. Not when you’re naked, chained to the bed,
thegirlwithgoldeyes: here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit
sjworochimaru: DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU ME: (furiously strapping myself to the operating table) Bastards! Fuck you
andiwillbe-infinite: loverintherye: dogbun: croptopandapistol: babyegg: When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice Whats up u depressed bastard this is preferable honestly
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