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princestadiaries: “What you sick bastard? You like these little titties? I bet you want to suck on these tits you sick fucker!” “Mom what’s going on? Why did you bring me to dad’s study naked?” “Well sweetie, apparently
dominant-old-bastard: “Just what the fuck are you doing you stupid cunt?!? Did I say you could take that cock out of the fuckhole in your face? Did I say you could take a breath? We both know you are far to dumb to be making decisions like that
dominant-old-bastard: “What with all the tears cunt? Are you trying to say this is not what you wanted? Are you trying to say you don’t like all these people looking at you and seeing just what a pathetic, trashy, damn near worthless, whore
dominant-old-bastard: “What are you waiting for you stupid cunt? An engraved invitation? A pretty fuckin’ please?!? You know damn well why I called and told you to get your ass over here! You know what slutty cock sleeve in your face is
dominant-old-bastard: “What did you expect cunt? Did you think I told you to turn your head cuz I was gonna kiss you like you are something special? Oh you stupid cunt! You know damn well you are nothing special. You know you are just another
dominant-old-bastard: “Why you half stepping there cunt?!? You think that just because that is not my dick that cocksleeve in your face there is wrapped around you can slack off? You know better you silly cunt! You know a filthy, cheap, two dollar,
dominant-old-bastard: “Yes cunt… you are going to suck cock. I warned you not to follow me to my room. I warned you that you didn’t know what you were getting into yet here you are. So you can play all innocent for your friends. You
esquire4: YOu aren’t a special thing, your money does not make you a damn thing It means nothing. You are just what I am going to use to get myself off. Get myself off and fill you with bastards that I know you have the means to raise ☺️
humanoidhistory: George S. Patton/George C. Scott delivers one of the greatest speeches in movie history: I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country
humiliateddarling: “Don’t cum. If you cum I’m going to fuck you. I’m not going to wear a condom and I’m going to finish in you. Yeah, I know it feels good, but unless you want my bastard deep inside you you better hold it back.”
esquire4: Stare into my eyes as I give you the final thrusts. As you bring me to orgasm, and I fill you with my bastard. You will never forget these eyes, I hopee you see them in my son everyday as a reminder of this
10knotes: This is a banana. Reblog if you care. If you don’t reblog you’re heartless. One girl didn’t reblog and now she’s a banana. you’re seriously a heartless bastard if you don’t reblog this. if you don’t reblog this, banana girl will
the-alley: To your place dog, to your place, you are a bastard. My bastard.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
t0nightweride: i-let-the-bastards-surround-me: t0nightweride: i-let-the-bastards-surround-me: Living for the sake of loving. Loving for the sake of living. this lady has a face I can appreciate Well, thank you perfect url guy! You’re very welcome
the-unpopular-opinions: If you hate Rebecca Black you are an idiot. So the girl sang a bad song a couple years, so what? If you honestly HATED her for that, you’re a heartless bastard. She now has a youtube channel and if you take the time to watch
dominant-old-bastard: “Now girl… you claim to be some sort of innocent little princess. Yet here you are. Here you are face down and ass up. Yes, you keep trying to say how you are some sort of proper, high class, lady… yet here you are,
porko-rosso: “you reblogged from someone Bad. i’m not going to tell you who it is for some reason but you’re a bastard for reblogging them and not ruthlessly checking the blogs of every user you reblog from. you also agree with everything bad
fujinkumi: me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
ask-the-stallion-out: 3nd request! If you say is not cute, I’ll kill you with a lemon… This request is from this moe-lover bastard (?) (you know I love you [no homo] :3 (?)) (PS: is a joke) (PSS: Not really… I will kill you) x3
Iwan you silly bastard you … get it? bastard? BECAUSE GAME OF THRONES? yeah gonna have to start watching that I guess
bastard-hive:I fell in love with @placensfw ’s pit boys. Cute af. Place does awesome work and y'all should check it out. Edit: I initially thought they were baseball players for some reason. Good job Hive you dumbass
bastard-hive: riot-s-retro: A world of Warcraft commission for @viciousalicious! This was fun to work on and I’ve always wanted to draw something WoW related. Anyways I hope you enjoy! Hot
bastard-hive: rushics: One of my favorite pieces so far! Also if you would like to see more please consider supporting my Patreon For more Comics, Erotica, Occasional gaming, and other oddities! Fucking amazing!
bastard-hive: kyderdraw: More Best Girl™Commissions | Piczel | Pixiv | HF | Twitter | ✲ Ko-Fi ✲ Thank you.
bastard-hive: keiid: - nvm you’re a bunch of animals. Omg
bastard-hive: Lyren on her Summer job. Keeping the beaches safe! Little Pinup for you guys. Enjoy :)
You Kinky Bastard
that-fabulous-bastard: youveupsettits: brettw114: Damn For that-fabulous-bastard. You know me too well.
You Sneaky Bastard
frosttrix: I love I Made America because ever so often there’ll be heartbreaking lines like “because I am a bastard, John, and people hate bastards” but they’re immediately followed by the most ridiculous fucking things ever like, “you are
#Bastard! #I did that good! #You did that shit #I did that good!
raz-plus: honwellsquid: @raz-plus‘ Lucille Told ya I’d do it myself, you lazy bastard. This lazy bastard here just won the lottery~ I got a lovely Lucille AND less things to draw! YESH! but seriously:thanks a lot for this,I love it~ ♥
you slick bastard
ezrathepumpkin: mooncactus: pro-bending-fire-ferrets: GUYS GUYS THE PREVIEW FOR ADVENTURE TIME’S NEW SEASON 5 EPISODE cartoon network YOU CRUEL BASTARDS the adventure time crew is a bunch of cruel bastards
aibidil: aibidil: One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
tjesje:Limmy, in a heavy Glasgow accent: “If you’re a cat owner, you may sometimes wonder, do you own the cat, or does the cat own you? …It’s you that owns the cat, you daft bastard.”
bogleech:bogleech:When people say bees or wasps are evil bastards it’s kind of like a kaiju or a dragon calling you an evil bastard because you effectively deterred it from knocking your house over
kramergate: la-pou-belle: nikkiethewolf: kramergate: “bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word Nono , I think cuck would beat it , no question What about tittyfucker? Literally bastard is so easy to top both of you idiot bastards shut
science-bastard:science-bastard:y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*mad because you’re in the control group,
you sexy bastard
ladybeeisfabulousnaked: Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Don’t let the bastards grind you down. Margaret Atwood
felkina: “You pathetic horny bastards are useless… All you do is press your face into my butt and lick as much as you can and even that is enough to make you cum… You wouldn’t last a second in those moist walls of mine… Until you learn some
mia-segreto: #8 “All I Could Think was “You’re a selfish bastard” #affair #selfish #sad #burst #bubble #bastard #loveaffair #love #lovequotes #poetry #poems #hurt #anger #mistakes #followme #miasegreto At times when I hurt so horribly bad
dragonrider44: foodffs: the little bastard I see your little bastard and raise you a curious little bitch
iliketupac: “Fuck you to the F.B.I Fuck you to the C.I.A Fuck you to the B-U-S-H Fuck you to the AmeriKKKa Fuck you to all you redneck prejudiced motherfuckers That wanna fuck with me, fuck y’all! Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards 2Paclypse
brimalandro: X
theroomisonfiree: Fabrizio Moretti by Angela Soto
you-dirty-bastard: ballato: Sid Vicious in The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle “I would’ve loved to fuck the Queen when she was younger” I laughed
you-indian-bastard: Medical marijuana cupcakes 👌7g Sour Diesel (23% THC) = 230mg THC/g230mg THC/g x 7g = 1610mg THC/g1610mg THC/g / 12 cupcakes = ~134.17mg THC/cupcake
aibidil: aibidil:One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
strawberry-bastard:drawbauchery: drawbauchery:drafts @strawberry-bastard what, you mean my DRAWING? put it back??also, you got the lyrics wrong i cant simp for them. your art is making me simo for them. i cant do that. not now, not ever. i cant
drawbauchery:strawberry-bastard:drawbauchery: drawbauchery:drafts @strawberry-bastard what, you mean my DRAWING? put it back??also, you got the lyrics wrong i cant simp for them. your art is making me simo for them. i cant do that. not now, not
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