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Tsumi you sneaky bastard making me bawl over things in the middle of the day, lady you’re a fucking star. ♥
amorphous-bob: shitfacedanon: penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard
nikk-mayson: garashirs: everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards
penfairy: Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
yeeeem: yeeeem: girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard ah fuck. it seems
dotstronaut:Hey you guys know that one text post, the one with the cat? You know what one I mean. Thanks @sneakyfeetsThis was supposed to be “just a sketch” but then Crowley had to be a bastard who sits in chairs and it all went downhill from there.
lilyfanciesprongs: lord-tardis-is-my-division: Bless you you sassy bastard this guy is pure sass Did he quote fucking Churchill
davidrazi: roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION THESE ARE REALTHIS EXISTSWHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKSKIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHINGCHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
pc4sh: I finally got some time to settle down and draw. ( So rusty ! (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑) ) Breeding the shit of this lil’ guy. Just wait until I feed you Poké Puffs you little blue bastard.
1of2dads: twotopdaddies:We are some lucky bastards for daddies..our boy is both skilled and eager to please! Thousands of pics just for you and your dick, follow Daddy 1 if you want to cum
immaevilspacewhale: lilyfanciesprongs: lord-tardis-is-my-division: Bless you you sassy bastard this guy is pure sass holy fuck
mallowninja: akatriel-rowanborn: mrchristianbale: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG. oh you poor bastard Hugh Jackman, thank you for existing.
justbigasstitties: magnetic–blue: All for you. o.o (Just hit 40,000 followers! Thank you all.) Lucky bastard
davidrazi:roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION THESE ARE REALTHIS EXISTSWHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKSKIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHINGCHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
fuckyeah-nerdery: meowmeowbeenz: #HailThis You magnificent bastard, you.
oh-my-godstiel: theworldsonlyconsultingpenis: adamusprime: gallium you crazy bastard with your ridiculous melting point you’re a metal, act like one #gallium does not conform to social ideals #gallium melts when it wants to fucking melt bitch #aint
t92marihoene: theworldsonlyconsultingpenis: adamusprime: gallium you crazy bastard with your ridiculous melting point you’re a metal, act like one #gallium does not conform to social ideals #gallium melts when it wants to fucking melt bitch #aint
guaje: squidy-pie: raven-of-jotunheim: anrisalikespie: guaje: Do I look like a reindeer to you? Perhaps you should be more careful, Tony! ——————————————- Loki: me! Tony Stark: colonel-bastard! omg i thought they were
drarryoninonedirection: suckmypoppunk: twatermel0n: JUST STAB ME IN THE FUCKING HEART WHY DON’T YOU childrens movies experience more emotion than i do Right in the feels you fucking bastard
greedy-little-bastard: luckied: //Excuse me while I have flashbacks to Jean’s last attempt to ‘play nice’ with another Greed// Truthfully, THAT Greed started it. //And I’m the Queen of Russia// You are? And you never told me? //*Blinks*
ilkka why you so fucking CUTE STOP IT YOU LITTLE BASTARD
ehot611: Ass Invaders | Episode 1 (Release)7 July 2018. Life is strange thing… If you scared something with big chance it can happening with you in one day. And i’m not exception from this rule… I know hot to kick ass to this ugly bastards but
starsandpolkadots: All-time favourite characters - Tallahassee “Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?” OMG Tallahassee. Excuse me for making this appreciation post, I couldn’t help it. :D WHERE’S THE FUCKING TWINKIES!?
smoothsilk: hairypo: You know we all want you….. Sexy bastard That is what I want, him covered in sperm!
fifi-uchiha:Okay so… He’s holding the plate and she uses the chopsticks. Are you telling me that Sakura gets to feed Sasuke fucking Uchiha?Sasuke… You sweet little bastard 😏
fuckyeahmarijuana-: how the fuck do you carry all this shit you crazy bastard
yokonami: starkandrobotic: nintendonut1: prismasandpie: dittolicous: THAT HAT TIP AT THE END SASS MASTER FELIX Felix you sassy bastard BUT ARE WE JUST GOING TO JUST IGNORE RALPH’S SASS AT THE END THO ralph you sassy bitch i’ve finally
linethemupknockthemup: trickysticky: Nice little teen mom You said you got snipped! Bastard!
chocolatehucow: “Look you sick bastard! I know what you did to my sister!” She bellowed as the rain poured over her. The water soaked her and her shirt quickly, her nipples hardening and her breasts shown to him. She was too angry to care. She wanted
royalass: crimsonbirds: angeliseraphim: matpwith1t: hankpeters: Merry Christmas!!! Merry CHRISTMAS Be a fucking grown up, go get a job, and get one for your fucking self. That’s what I did you stupid ungrateful little bastards. If you’re too
vampireapologist: thegirlwithgoldeyes: here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry,
thelastgherkin: Dear anyone who enjoyed my Titans Return Trypticon gallery, Did you think I forgot about the Deluxe sized car that clips onto Trypticon’s front when he’s a dinosaur? I thought so you heartless bastards. His name is Full-Tilt and
penguinfringedabyss:penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove
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Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel
dose-me: lord-tardis-is-my-division: Bless you you sassy bastard so good Trollololol we would be great friends
rawlad300467: Dirty fucking faggot swallow that load. I’ll make fucking sure you do You dirt bastard
barbiesela: Just like that Like shut the fuck up you orange, toupee wearing bastard, you ain’t did shit for the economy yet.
bigdaddysgirl71: yep999: Good night all you horny bastards who want to fuck my girl. Here’s a little vid you might enjoy of bigdaddysgirl71 being naughty and very wet. Daddy loves to watch kitten play. He says I have the yummiest, tightest little
kanekithebastard-blog: ”WHY DIDN’T YOU LET THEM GO!!?” ”Liar..” ”You lying bastard..” Torture of Kaneki Ken.
ororcia: et-in-arkadia: —Victor Hugo, Les Miserables #so you define true love in st. denis as dying for love and HOLDING HANDS FOR ETERNITY #FORESHADOW MUCH YOU FRENCH BASTARD
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This scene in Inglourious Bastards, this particular part, was so brilliantly written. The characters are playing a game where you sit in a circle and write a famous person’s name on a card, flip it over, pass the card to the person next to you and
guaje: Do I look like a reindeer to you? Perhaps you should be more careful, Tony! ——————————————- Loki: me! Tony Stark: colonel-bastard!
ginger-kicks: YOUR TOP 10 SUBMISSIONS of 2017… I’ve enjoyed each and every single one of you. Please don’t ever stop showing off. SUBMIT HERE. Share. Share. Share. You Beautiful Horny Bastards. 1. Submitted by kenhilliard 2. justenjoy23
lilyfanciesprongs: lord-tardis-is-my-division: Bless you you sassy bastard this guy is pure sass
agentvictoriahand: spooky-neighborhood-demiurge: qozxe: my-kokoro-just-brokoro: This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him? rest in fucking pieces nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T
croptopandapistol: babyegg: When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice Whats up u depressed bastard
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing
slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love people who think
gaycurioussissy: maria-is-a-sub: sissyneeds: confusedsissyincanada: My Destiny…. Hehe Only until you meet that bastard you’re comfortable with enough to call him a friend. Exactly!Pandora💋💋
rockmeharrey: hsoneandonly-blog: If you were stuck in an island, with no food, who would you eat first? + He is a dirty minded bastard :P
thatwriterchickyouknow: forged-in-black-ink: goddessartemys: Dear authors: you have to learn the difference between a bad boy and a bastard abuser. Um, yes. For those of you who are confused:Bad boy: probably poor, doesn’t follow rules because he
winterlong: lordthundercox: Sometimes it’s actually, legitimately annoying how pretty Kevin Kiermaier is. You probably couldn’t even get a bad photo angle on this bastard if you tried. HIS EYES THO.
prettybabyslut: bumsrmytning: I think I’d better get myself off to the pharmacy for the morning after pill.. Fuck my cunt is awash with cum.. I thought I told you NOT to cum inside me.. Bastard… Make sure you tie her up so she can’t leave for
bumsrmytning: That’s it baby fill my cunt.. Oh yes give me every drop… Ha ha.. I lied I’m not on the pill and my pussy is ripe for breeding.. You’ve just made me a Mummy… It’s not always you guys that can be selfish bastards .. Now slowly
