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clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:goodzillo:You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed* Just shoot me and get it over with you sick bastard
annadork: oniune: fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win #strangly inspirational Fucking gnome. Bastard has been in my way
bewbieblog: Today and am working on my garden in the rain, so for Sexy Saturday, I’m not sure how much sexy you get, but you DO get to see my alma mater, AND how I torture my sweatshirts so the ladies can breathe! Happy Weekend, you perverted bastards!
sasusaku4life: “I wasn’t that drunk last night…”Naruto: You’re awake bastard!Sasuke: *Groans* My head is killing meNaruto: Yeah it is. You’re so drunk last night.Sasuke: I wasn’t that drunk last night.Naruto: Yes you are. Wanna know what
neproxrezi: thyrell: thyrell: neproxrezi: bastard ahoy just say you have a thousand dollar graphics card wait you’re the person that used your computer as a space heater once who the hall are you just a lesbian trying to get by in this big city
squishietechies: clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually
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femdomfever: REBLOG IF YOU WANNA BEFUCKED LIKE A WHORE!You wanna control your prostate massager with your smartphone?FUCK YOURSELF with the “Edge” from LOVENSE. Handsfree orgasms for all you dirty little bastards.More Info- HERE
tardis221b: ALSO LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT HOW FREAKING COOL LESTRADE WAS WITH IT HE WAS JUST LIKE OH HAHA YOU LIL BASTARD YOU SURE GOT ME HAHA COME HERE YOU
uterushaver: You follow your dream! There’s no one like you. We’ve all got something that no one else has got. Follow your dream and don’t let the bastards grind you down.
femdomfever: REBLOG IF YOU WANNA BE FUCKED LIKE A WHORE! You wanna control your prostate massager with your smartphone? FUCK YOURSELF with the “Edge” from LOVENSE. Handsfree orgasms for all you dirty little bastards. More Info- HERE
femdomfever: REBLOG IF YOU WANNA BEFUCKED LIKE A WHORE!You wanna control your prostate massager with your smartphone?FUCK YOURSELF with the “Edge” from LOVENSE.Handsfree orgasms for all you dirty little bastards.More Info- HERE
youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
bakumanfaces: memos-from-heichou: herakushi: #ho ho hOLY SHIT You better watch outYou better run fast You better hope that You’ve stocked up on gasTitan Clause is coming to town He’s eating your friendsMunching your mumBearded bastard, he does
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: He’s a walking grease stain, and you let him inside you. The sick bastard is probably going to shoot a load of his creamed corn into your womb, and all you can do is make faces. Your naked body is draped across a couch
arctic-hands: ultrafacts: 10 Things we will all miss from our childhood.. For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts Are you happy you made me cry you sick son/daughter/gender neutral progeny of a bitch/bastard/gender neutral insult.
clype:reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to your
milfson: - Thanks for sticking up for me today and protect me from those bastards in the Park. It was very dangerous, three of them were armed, but you’re not scared. My hero. I am very grateful to you …You’re a real man.I was grateful to this
lmpulsiv: lmpulsiv: my younger sister//03-06 “When will you get over him” 114k notes for you,little bastard if you only knew
Don’t send me snapchats of your tongue tricks you sexy bastards How dare you What kind of woman do you think I am ….do it again though, I didn’t get a good look the first time
felkina: “How does it feel you horny bastards? Being simply inches away from my hot wet pussy while you beg and plead with those hungry eyes, wanting me to remove this already moist fabric so you may gaze upon my sweet wet lips, and prepare your hard
memos-from-heichou: herakushi: #ho ho hOLY SHIT You better watch outYou better run fast You better hope that You’ve stocked up on gasTitan Clause is coming to town He’s eating your friendsMunching your mumBearded bastard, he does it for funTitan
clype:reactionism:youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to your
melaye:daggerfencer: clype:reactionism:youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually
haversackers: “Can I at least smell you, Honey? My cock is so hard, it’s going to burst…” I begged. “Oh, OK, Jesus you’re a horny bastard… Wasn’t it last week when I let you jerk off while I sat on your face?” she
lauralookingaround: femdomfever: REBLOG IF YOU WANNA BE FUCKED LIKE A WHORE! You wanna control your prostate massager with your smartphone? FUCK YOURSELF with the “Edge” from LOVENSE. Handsfree orgasms for all you dirty little bastards. More Info-
clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD Being sexually attractive to
felkina: “How can this be, how can you still keep going with such brutish strength… You came inside me multiple times! Me! Your goddess of the blog! And you horny bastards still aren’t done! All I can feel is your warm seed being pounding and stirred
felkina: “Mmm fuck! I’ve missed every last inch! Of those wonderful cocks your horny little bastards off to me! But let not get ahead of ourselves here… You are still my little pets and you will not be pulling out until I am satisfied… Hope you
felkina: “Hehe since you horny bastards can’t seem to get enough of my work, why not enjoy my excitedly wet pussy as you pump me full of your devotion and refuse to let a single drop go to waste… I’m not against you coating my body either if
shoomlah: So the problem with designing characters who become popular is that, if you’re a needy bastard like me who tracks the Lutece tags when you’re bored, you’re suddenly exposed to a ton of art of said characters in various states of undress.
leotardogrrl: Dankoo, You’re to cool! You should change ur name to Dankool! www.dankotheartis.tumblr.com It’s actually easier to say “World wibe web” than “ double u, double u, double u”, but you’ll sound like a pretentious bastard
creampar: Get over here and lick it….Yes dearThank you….You should thanks him you dirty bastard
stace0550: Thanks to ellenann1616 for helping me BLAZE past 4000! I love you baby! And thanks to most of you for following! You really creepy bastards can pound sand
johnccnstantine-deactivated2014: “I’m Lord of Winterfell!” he cried, as he had a hundred times before. only this time, this time, Robb had answered, “You can’t be Lord of Winterfell, you’re bastard-born. My lady mother says you can’t ever
floraizon: You’ve mended my wounds more than once, I owe you something for that. And what kind of a friend would I be if I left you to that mad bastard Randall?
