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iyam-amy: babywerethenewromanticsss: taylorsloveleftapermanentmark: I still don’t know why we are so surprised about the fact that Taylor stalks us on social networks when this story exists tbh This story never gets old I’d never heard this
alanpalmsprings: embraceyourfetish: luv2bslappedaround: Sorry….that noise you just heard was my fainting…..and please no smelling salts….let young Alpha slap me around some….. It makes me so happy when I see my Master on Tumblr :) ,🌴
fullmetalpercussionist: When you see someone on the street who could cosplay your favorite character perfectly but you know that they’ve probably never even heard of cosplay or fandoms or otps and you just
stylincutie: when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke
onelittlekingdom: I recently discovered how SMOL I feel when I wear Goodnites and so I had so share 💕🙈 They are some of the best accouterments within the community, and I have heard it expressed many times that they are excellent for getting one
therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes
spookyopeia: When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before
hellokrissi: hashtagdion: The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating
averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that
ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, ”Your Father is working late tonight…” Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was back inside the
codydiablo601: coachgrunt: sir2u-boy: Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you make that sound before…let’s see if you can do it again. atta boy faggots do make the nicest sounds when they are having fun …
me-la-pelas: Me when I find new corrido artist that are dope as fuck and all the basics still haven’t heard of em.
REBLOG IF WHEN YOUR STOMACH GROWLS YOU LOOK AROUND TO MAKE SURE YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARD IT
actr3ss: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say hot dads >
indeedy: I heard my daughter making noises in her sleep that were concerning, and when I went to check on her, I immediately pulled out my phone to record the most AWESOME DISPLAY of self-gratification I've ever seen! I'm very proud of her... and now
domtop2u: Yeah it’s still greasy from your wife’s pussy. I guess you heard her making all that fucking noise. She was so fucking tight…at least when I started. She said your little nub barely makes it inside her. She says your dick is practically
naughty-nmmom: I was so nervous as I waited until my son’s room dressed only in my tiny thong until I heard him moan loudly when he wakes in. I am so glad that he loves his mother’s thick and curvy body.
books-and-cookies: We got the Game of Thrones season 6 trailer and that’s all cool and shit, but when are we getting ASOIAF BOOK 6IT’S BEEN YEARS GEORGEYEARSYEAAAARRRSSSSSS @books-and-cookies book 6 is set to come out before season 6 last I heard!
teapayne: Ok so in middle school there was a “rumor” that my math teacher was Jewish and someone was like “how do we know for sure” and someone goes “I heard they like money” and so they threw a quarter on the ground and when the teacher
kingjaffejoffer: originalweird: when u a henchmen and know the plan not going work but that’s ur man I just laughed so loud I’m 100% sure my neighbors heard
littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I want a guy
The teacher asks James “why is your cat at school today?” James says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”… smh,
lady-chyna: Omg I miss this song so much when this song came out it was everywhere!! that’s my shit and is Gwen still making music I haven’t heard anything but she needs to get back with no doubt if she’s not already
mjstreetwalkerbaby: moonwalkingmichael: when i first heard 2000 watts I was like ‘omg this is a good song’ but then I learned it was about sex so then i just…. I’ll be honest, I HATED that song. I was like “Michael what the fuck were you
just-like-the-day-i-heard:beardedwolfbabies:EVERYONE LISTEN UP!WHEN YOU KISS A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIMEMAKE IT SWEETDONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THEIR MOUTHUNLESS ITS SUPER HOT AND HEAVY AND I GUESS THATS OKAYBUT IF YOU’RE SITTING IN THE GRASSBY
cuddly-ash: headfirstforieros: Do you remember when you first heard your favorite band? Remember how the singer’s voice sounded perfect, like it’s the voice you’ve been waiting to hear your entire life? How the drums arose something that was hidden
medicine: medicine: one of the most life changing truths i’ve heard of is my mentor explaining to me that the vagina isn’t a hole when we were discussing french feminism so the concept of ‘phallocentrism’ in french feminism refers to the idea
blk-dahlia: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I’ve
0liv3-you: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say Reblogging again because
sarahxwritesstuff: I love shopping with my Aunt. I slipped a finger between her lips when she was ordering in Starbucks. I’ve never heard ‘latte’ pronounced quite like that before.
gookgod: remember when european christianity fucked half the world? i’ve never once in my entire life heard someone call that an act of terrorism against anyone else
hashtagdion: The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody
hotephoetips: sapiosexual83: hi-imkingdavid: treygotguap: trapjigga: treygotguap: When females say never speak to them again do they mean It ? That’s a setup my nigga. Keep talking to her ass 😂 Heard u bro Y'all chasing women ? If she
taliabobalia: i find it strange that people will decide not to befriend someone because of things like shows they haven’t seen, books they haven’t read, or songs they haven’t heard. when did human compatibility rely so intensely on superficial
i-cant-believe-its-no-homo: princeowl: teabrittle: princeowl: why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that
sfmfm: whitegirlsaintshit: biologyisyourfriend: that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol when he pulls out
tavidan: arielthenerd: marchingduck: astropolice: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard. and yet its still relevant to today… it’s a lot more
allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
originality-isnt-dead: myconstantsketch: britneysbaldhead: me when I hear gossip about someone I don’t like What did I just watch…. Someone that just heard gossip about a person they don’t like
princeowl: teabrittle: princeowl: why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
naughty-nmmom:inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, "Your Father is working late tonight…“ Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was
mynightwing: All day my brother was staring at me. I noticed that he would disappear every so often and return looking stoned. When I followed him to his room through his door, I heard him talking about me and my tits. I got excited and went in to
soulsilvers:dont mind me bringing in smth completely different for once… just advertising a VERY IMPORTANT game to me that back in the day made me want to continue being an artist forever when i wasnt feeling it*banging on your door* have you heard
wemakeithot: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say My heart just melted
f4lconpunch: franklolk: I heard this girl died or something awhile back when I posted her. I hope that wasn’t true :/ she did. she was probably my favorite person to follow too. r.i.p love <3
So i need Some help guys i want to get my nipples pierced but im really scared that it will hurt a lot ? Can anybody give good adivce.. I heard it hurts more when u smoke weed .. you know anybody who has them?
5000-miles-apart: peanut-muffin: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
Well….. I found out today it’s because of last weekend’s eclipse. Eclipse’ can cause bad things 😣 a sort-of cleanse happens during an eclipse that releases alot of bad things. And we catch it all. Have you ever heard when there’s a full
xingate:Well….. I found out today it’s because of last weekend’s eclipse. Eclipse’ can cause bad things 😣 a sort-of cleanse happens during an eclipse that releases alot of bad things. And we catch it all. Have you ever heard when there’s
onlytaboosex: inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, ”Your Father is working late tonight…” Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was
milfson: milfson: My father was promoted to the post, he invited his boss mentioned it to our home. Father with the guests did not notice that my mother and Mr. Miller disappeared. When I got up to the top floor, I heard my mother’s moans and loud
stylincutie: when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for
priestmahad: weloveshortvideos: haunted Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or somethingVoice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.
qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????
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