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sfmfm: whitegirlsaintshit: biologyisyourfriend: that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol when he pulls out
mynightwing: When I rub myself I get deep into a zone. One day, I completely forgot that my nephew was staying over, so I continued on with my morning ritual. After I had an earth shattering orgasm, I heard him moaning my name, as he quickly stroked
averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that
dobdob: necroticnymph: briansandstorm: That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude
hystericalwoman838: monsieurlegolas: WHEN WILL MEN UNDERSTAND WE WANT THEM TO LOOK LIKE THEY CAME STRAIGHT FROM MIDDLE EARTH ?????? DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC ?????? These males have heard your
felkina: “Daddy! Your being to rough with me! What if mummy heard us… I can’t keep my moans down when you ram my tiny pussy so hard with your big fat dick.. Daddy feels so good! My tight pussy is the only thing that can satisfy you isn’t it?
floriographi: In flower language, bluebells symbolise constancy and everlasting love.According to folklore, the fairies were called when the bluebell was rung. Others believed that if you heard a bluebell ring, you or someone close to you will die.It
domtop2u: Yeah it’s still greasy from your wife’s pussy. I guess you heard her making all that fucking noise. She was so fucking tight…at least when I started. She said your little nub barely makes it inside her. She says your dick is practically
catsbeaversandducks: “I just started the engine when I saw the note. She’s a lucky kitty that someone heard her and left a note.“Photos/caption by Officer Edith
sillylittleparadox:Bath time with daddy - or four times from analSo, where do I even start. Maybe back in the days when daddy casually decided that I am gonna cum only from anal until he decides otherwise. I heard him loud and clear and instantly knew
thatgyalmo: glowingnectar: White people are so deluded that when a black mother is keeping her son safer the media laughs at her and makes their humanity a joke. They love watching her beat him. I heard a newscaster say this morning “she beat the
communistbakery: guy talking to his friend: “hey dude i’ve heard rumors that these stairs are haunted, apparently some girl died here when she was like nine or something"ghost of girl who died: “i’m 11 so shut the fuck up”
moms-milfs-matures: My first customer of the day.When I asked if she needed any help, she smiled, at me and said “I’m just looking for a good hard wood. I’ve heard morning wood is the hardest. Where will I find that?” “I keep my best
reminbee: dranka: From vol 16 omake(translated by T.) By the way, the fantasies in this part are high school memories of the voice actors that I heard from them when this work was made into an anime. Mihashi’s fantasy comes from Mihashi’s voice
wemakeithot: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say My heart just melted
mynightwing: All day my brother was staring at me. I noticed that he would disappear every so often and return looking stoned. When I followed him to his room through his door, I heard him talking about me and my tits. I got excited and went in to
pixievein: Ivy is a new paranormal investigator who has always been sensitive to paranormal activity. She’s heard rumors of a house being haunted, and when she goes to check it out she becomes possessed by a ghost that wants her to fuck herself!
kittenscaboodle: only joi knows how much i love when people mention joyce manor. i’ve actually have never heard any joyce manor songs that i can remember. i only listened to them for a boy who’s eye are too close together on his face and pees in
frantzfandom: dakotacityukuleleorchestra: i remember when i first visited philly i said it reminded me of a beautiful woman covered in sewage I’M SO MAD AT HOW TRUE THIS IS i’ve never heard something so accurate about that city in my life.
penfairy: “I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another
daisyazuras: kissyourlap: The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories. I love it when I don’t die too.
ultrafacts:Wakefield was a notorious drunkard, and it was thought that by locking him in a room, it would keep him sober so he could vote with the government. When the Opposition heard of this, members lowered opened bottles of whiskey down the chimney
iamrickyhoover: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
stylincutie: when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke
just-like-the-day-i-heard:beardedwolfbabies: EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WHEN YOU KISS A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME MAKE IT SWEET DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THEIR MOUTH UNLESS ITS SUPER HOT AND HEAVY AND I GUESS THATS OKAY BUT IF YOU’RE SITTING IN THE
inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, "Your Father is working late tonight…“ Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was back inside
felkina: “Hehe welcome human… You seem to of lost your way, however since my stinger is currently not ready, how about I play with yours… I have heard it gets very big when excited and judging by the look my body is good at that”
littlebusty: hypersexyanom: Miss Flower has no shame, and she still has one foot free apparently. I’ve never heard you complain about my “lack of shame” in the past, and that extra foot is for when you finally decide to pull your cock out so
lovely-sexy-girl: I have a good friend that has always told me to wear matching bra and underwear because you never know when you’re going to get laid 🤔I ain’t never heard of a guy judging a female for not having matching underwear…
just-another-slut-enabler: Free Ride (Nice Guys Don’t Finish Last) Back in high shook, I was always trying to be a Good Samaritan. When I got my first car, I was the guy who would always be able to give people rides. I heard a lot of people say that
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
bigmammallama5: galesofnovember: “What happened?” I said to the perky Lush employee when I saw the almost entirely empty shelf that should contain bath bombs “Have you heard of tumblr?” she said in response. Apparently the
togepathetic: when you find out he aint rich “I would love to give you the allowance that you deserve but financially I cannot spoil you like a wealthier man could but I can spoil you in the bedroom”Smh Heard this too many times
allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say :’)
indeedy: I heard my daughter making noises in her sleep that were concerning, and when I went to check on her, I immediately pulled out my phone to record the most AWESOME DISPLAY of self-gratification I've ever seen! I'm very proud of her...
spookyopeia: When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before
tkyle: Have you heard about this new video tape that kills you when you watch it?
twistedassfucker: “What’s it gonna be kid? Swallow dadda’s babies or have them injected?” That’s what I heard almost every morning when I got up to go to school. It was like cockwork…7am every morning. “Ba…but…daddy I’m gonna be late
allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
ask-omnipony: b0ngripz: cobradeus: svveden: no drummer has shit on this dude did nOT think this was going to be as incredible as it was when i started this That has to be the dopesters shit I’ve heard in a minute Excellent
evilqueen1969: I have heard it said that when a slaves true owner appears they both will know.
Blake, new to Mr. Crude’s neighborhood, invited him for coffee. When he arrived, she told him she’d heard quite a bit about him from some of the other women on the street and wondered how much of it was true.“That depends on what they
southernsiren69: That wrong number changed his life. He still remembers the first time he heard her honeyed voice. And he still hurts when he thinks of their last good-bye. It is a number he will never forget … even if he hadn’t tattooed it on his
jake2bb: Sergio heard about the Men’s room in the food court from Frankie so he decided to give it a try; glad that he when all was said and done. A little nervy, a little pervy…follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com
averagefairy:i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that
sleezed: When you’re girl is acting up or mad dick won’t solve it. She’s a fucking human that needs to be heard. If she’s mad sit down and talk and figure out what’s wrong. And make sure whatever it is it doesn’t happen again….. THEN DICK
okashido: sinspider: firekeepersoul: miles-does-exist: kotegawa-yui: Nichijou 02 what ANIME IS THIS nichijou aka what happens when slice of life meets obscene animation budget thats the most accurate description ive ever heard.
lovethelittlethings: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy
teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I’ve only ever
meladoodle: i love the stories of children learning swear words. i remember when i first heard the word ‘c*nt’, and its such a guttoral word that i knew it was bad even without knowing the meaning. didn’t stop me saying at the dinner table though
brandonandchelseaforever: littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard
sturmgewehrr: datesfordummies: once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me nice to know boys do that too Y'all underestimate how gushy we are Yea , I honestly love when I get
thedjinnjoint: You Know Its Right - When His Toe Curl Moaning and grunts aside I like visual feedback, and Danny’s toe curls are a full-proof indicator that I’m hitting his spot. The first time I heard his toe knuckles crack I laughed so hard it
uklockedsub: i’m so thankful to Master R. He heard i had been unlocked for a little while and when i confessed to Him that i’d had even played with my nub a few times He selflessly took it upon Himself to help me. He made me lock my cocklet back
schmoyoho: haleyscomett-art: I FOUND IT NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME THAT
