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priestmahad: weloveshortvideos: haunted Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or something Voice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.
samid11: I just remembered that when I was like 6 I had a dream where I heard a very tiny “hello!” and I looked and it was this tiny white puffball and it looked like this
weaselsblaugh: nyu-mc-nyusen: dankmemecentral1: I can’t believe this is real! I knew this would happen when I first heard of this >Anish KapoorWell that explains everything, doesn’t it?
science-and-things: hlaar: So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads. This gif changed my life
spookyopeia: When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before
miinsunkiim: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say me too
nakeddoors: She had left him a very particular book to get lost in, knowing he’d be home alone and horny. She was taking a chance, but she had an inkling that it might cause a little dirty magic to happen. He clearly heard her come in, and when she
corpseonpumpkin: The most problematic occurrence in the house was a distant voice that could be heard calling out our names from other rooms when nobody was in the other rooms. —> RANT - CORPSE ON PUMPKIN.
gookgod: remember when european christianity fucked half the world? i’ve never once in my entire life heard someone call that an act of terrorism against anyone else
stylincutie: when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke
daisyazuras: kissyourlap: The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories. I love it when I don’t die too.
spiritualinspiration: In the natural, when we’ve wronged someone, sometimes it’s easier to avoid them than to face the discomfort or potential rejection. It isn’t surprising that people sometimes have this same approach to God. Have you ever heard
inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, "Your Father is working late tonight…“ Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was back inside
naughty-nmmom: I was so nervous as I waited until my son’s room dressed only in my tiny thong until I heard him moan loudly when he wakes in. I am so glad that he loves his mother’s thick and curvy body.
therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes
schmoyoho: haleyscomett-art: I FOUND IT NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME THAT
suckitbimbo: She leaned over, hoping he’d notice.It was why she had applied for the job in the first place. There was just something about him. Something that drew her to him. She couldn’t resist it.When she had seen the ad on her computer and heard
sissyspot: agesavage: It’s currently 6:10am; one of those hours that respectable people refer to as “ungodly” when, in a moderately priced city apartment block, the sounds of high heeled shoes are heard in a third story hallway. The footsteps
mykinkyfamily: dreamingofmom: I have always known that my mom is very needy when it comes to sex. Uncountable parters from her high school days, all the way till she met my father. All those nights I heard my parents have loud sex while they thought
priestmahad: weloveshortvideos: haunted Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or somethingVoice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.
penfairy: “I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another
gikochikunthebastardsonofurkel: daisyazuras: kissyourlap: The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories. I love it when I don’t die too. But seriously, ain’t nobody got time to
arnubis86: byufan1875: sassydreamlandstarfish: I hadn’t heard from Mark in months, when he suddenly texted me out of nowhere: “wyd” I replied with a picture. That got his attention. I ignored him while he blew up my phone for a while, then I
littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I want a guy
weavemama: weavemama: I’ve never even heard about this story….. they helped us when the U.S government wasn’t doing jack shit. This is beautiful. Snopes confirms Mexico really did help the U.S,… Texas can really use this help right now but that
martianaviator: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological
sharper-and-bigger:martianaviator:ysabelmystic:I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:i’m not religious but I do know that all middle aged women who body shame teen girls are not ending up in a good place when they dielegit heard this woman tell her daughter “you weigh almost as
weewidget:OCtober Day 22: Beach EpisodeCareful when going to the beach, I’ve heard there are sharks in and out of the water.Or… is that just Miirin? I get them confused
bogleech: When my wife and I lived in Florida this tiny dog was running around our driveway one day and we just called it “that little lost dog” and he turned out to be the same dog we heard barking all the time on the other side of the neighbor’s
motherfuckinbearodactyl: When someone starts telling me a story that I’ve heard them tell before, I don’t say anything because I want them to be passionate about telling it again. Tell me again for the 50th time, I want you to be happy.
sonypraystation:ive never heard anyone outside my friends say ‘big mood’ and ppl always double take when i say it but i forget its not common lingo cause that shit is so damn perfect
qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????
ysabelmystic:I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
marilisk18: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I’ve
unpretty: unpretty: andrew and i went to the mall today and there was a store called boxlunch that neither of us had ever heard of but when we went in i was like “this seems like a less goth teen hot topic” so i looked it up and it’s literally owned
destiny-islanders: And they’ll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that—oh, goddammit. I first heard this song when I was like five or six… and it still pops into my head at random times. Lamb Chop is a true cognitive warrior…
destiny-islanders: And they’ll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that—oh, goddammit.I first heard this song when I was like five or six… and it still pops into my head at random times. Lamb Chop is a true cognitive warrior…
necroticnymph: briansandstorm: That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit
just-like-the-day-i-heard: beardedwolfbabies: EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WHEN YOU KISS A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME MAKE IT SWEET DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THEIR MOUTH UNLESS ITS SUPER HOT AND HEAVY AND I GUESS THATS OKAY BUT IF YOU’RE SITTING IN
hellokrissi: hashtagdion: The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating
priestmahad:weloveshortvideos: haunted Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or somethingVoice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.
mystonerlife: coinfarts: thatgyalmo: glowingnectar: White people are so deluded that when a black mother is keeping her son safer the media laughs at her and makes their humanity a joke. They love watching her beat him. I heard a newscaster say this
“Pull that dick out,” he said. It was the first time I’d actually heard his accent. At least now I knew when it surfaced. After unfastening his belt, I unzipped his pants, and reached for his anaconda. His dick was even bigger than what I had imagined.
dobdob: necroticnymph: briansandstorm: That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude
incestiousfeelings: I heard moans in my bedroom when I arrived from college, I slowly made my way upstairs to find Mom sucking her sister into oblivion … Were they horrified that I caught them!!! Hell no, they insisted I joined in which needed no second
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