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gystff: once i said no because the guy was fat and smelly and had a short dick. when my dad heard about it, he backhanded me so hard i fell back and was seeing stars. it left a bruise. he reminded me that im a prostitute, im his hoe, and that i dont
My wife texted me at 3:10 after she left the club, and  said that she was just leaving, then a couple hours later when I hadn’t heard from her I knew that she was having some fun. So I texted her and asked if she was having fun.
kiwifruiit: krxs10: ATTENTION IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY HEARD THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT Oh no. Election rigging? Nooooo. It can’t be. Isn’t it funny about how everyone tells me that my vote counts when I’ve always been a firm believe that the
Back when I was a kid I heard a rumor that Japanese and Chinese girls have ‘tight pussies’. Lol, man was that rumor wrong!
awesomemar2: Please cum inside me.When was the last time you heard someone tell you that? Probably never for most of you. And it must have been some strange fluke if you have. Men browsing these kinds of blogs can’t really satisfy women like that and
lynxshadowstalker: knightless: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: Via Amy Schley In case we needed further proof that Heroes of Cosplay was crap…. When I first heard this show advertised, I was really excited. Finally, cosplayers getting a show that
Since the day your dad has gone for Pakistan, your mom has been very busy. That’s at least all what she said to you when some black guys went to your house, and that she locked herself with them in her bedroom for hours. You always heard her laughing
gocami83: I’ve heard the stories around school about how big my brother’s cock is and when the opportunity to confirm those stories presented itself I took it. My brother says that I’m the only girl that he will fuck now so I guess the whispered
What happens when your sister’s friend finds out that you’ve got a pee fetish? I stared open-mouthed at Alexa’s pussy – a thick landing strip of dark pubes showing clearly between her legs. Then I heard a sound that I knew all too well
korean-fashion: I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
1dstuff: I’m dying. I was going through stuff that I liked and I found this from months ago when they were in los angeles. Fan: Are you going somewhere?Niall: Yeah I’m gonna go get food.Fan: *le laughs the funniest laugh that I’ve ever heard
art-of-domination: She had heard the disappointment in his voice when she told him. Told him that she had touched herself that morning in the shower. “We’ll talk about this later” he said, as he left for work. An hour later he called, asking if
circdad: Sean didn’t know what was going to happen, but when heard someone mention circumcision he got a HUGE boner. Was that weird or what? That foreskin is doomed
awesomemar2: Please cum inside me. When was the last time you heard someone tell you that? Probably never for most of you. And it must have been some strange fluke if you have. Men browsing these kinds of blogs can’t really satisfy women like that
hearthburn:trash-like-me:I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was “My lord that’s soap” Is that Roman Bath?
prisonhannibal:you know how kids learn about quicksand and go yeah that’s a real concern in my life? I had that with mount everest when i was like 7. I heard about it and I was like fuck I’m gonna die on mount everest. now why would I die on mount
culturenlifestyle: Stuffed Animals Transform From Cute to Scary When You Squeeze Them Think Geek reminds us that, “we’ve all heard the saying ‘Don’t judge a book by its cover.’ Well the same can be said for animals. There is a reason that most
straponseduction: Forget waterboarding, strapon femdom fucking is the interrogation technique that works Sargent Scooter had steeled himself for the worst when he was captured by the enemy. He had heard rumors about interrogation techniques that
lonesomemother1: craving-bare-skin:omgsupermoms: omgsupermoms.tumblr.com Mmm mama I heard my son telling his friends one day that he wished he would have been the one to bust my cherry so when he came home from school that afternoon I called him out
ttothekay:pastahorde:Throughout the years, I’ve heard many things said about animated shows, whether they be good or bad. And that’s their fair opinion, and that’s okay! Everyone is entitled to one. But it just hit me hard when people, usually adults,
I hate being a fan of things that are ongoing but not really popular. With some of the fandoms I’m in its a no-brainier that it’ll be renewed but with other things I get super worried when I haven’t heard anything in a while. “Has
I don’t know what in my house makes that rattling noise that can only be heard when I record a video with my phone, but its not just restricted to my room, apparently
ibelieveintheheartofthecards: nii-sama-iv: all-of-thehomo: Bitch please… I thought the same thing when I first heard about that episode Perfect picture of Marik for this. He’s like, “What’s that? What did you say? I can’t hear you over
lesbianshepard:Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.
smileygrrl: everybodyilovedies:mrv3000:ladysciles: Atwell has reported that she was asked by the film company to lose weightfor her role as Julia Flyte. It was only when co-star Emma Thompson (who will play Lady Marchmain) heard the news that things
princeowl: once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard
zindagi-toh-bewafa-hai:you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”
doingoxyinchurch: This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing me. The sounds that fucked me up the most when I got my hearing aids were light switches, finger snapping, and
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
destielpornlookalike: DESTIEL THE YOUNGER YEARS: SEVENTH GRADE The first time Dean heard the phrase “Gay” he was in kindergarten. Eric Schobourne said “That is so gay” when it was announced that their field trip was cancelled due to heavy rainfall.
bullshitexposed: Yummy muff. come and swing me on that big fat cock of yours uncle like you do to mom when dads not in i have seen and heard you in the bedroom when you thought you were alone,what if mom catches you with your fucking cock in me she
peetasboxers: today in between periods i was passing the boys bathroom and out of nowhere i heard like a group of guys sINGING TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS AND IN THAT MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGED BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT BOYS DO WHEN THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM I WANNA
50 PERFECT LADIES ❖ (in no particular order) ↳ Amber Heard. “My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not
swedishcervixpoker: You were always trying to act all grown-up when I visited your big sister. She thought it was amusing that you did this only when I was around, and found it annoying at the same time. One day you saw a chance after you heard us having
lewreen: inlovewiththepractice: I heard this on the radio. Mike Brown was a kid who didn’t want to play football, even though he had the body for it. When asked why, he told his friends that he didn’t want to hit anybody. This is the child that
folieadude: xaviercharles: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
I don’t know if I heard you correctly when you said you loved me. We’re you just saying that because you were tired and don’t know what you’re talking about, or did you actually mean that? I felt bad for not replying to you after
nightris: Nearly committed homocide when I was told by a gay friend of mine who came out several years ago, that when the churches in our shit town found out about his comming out, offered him the most retarded job I have ever fucking heard. They wanted
iridessence: thenapturalone: stevohendrix: thighsweat: I’ve only heard my dad cry twice. Once when Obama got elected and just now when he called me over the phone… You know what he said to me? He told me that as much as he wanted grandkids,
natasjahsnamelessblog: natasjahsnamelessblog: So my mother has been missing since Thursday. When I say missing, I mean that I have not heard from her since Wed. January 8th, 2014. She said that she was going to visit a friend in Charleston for the
unbossed: saywhat-politics: When they say the Confederacy wasn’t about slavery and oppression, show them this Don’t bother. More than one person has insisted to me that he never said this and that it’s all a forgery. I’ve also heard more than
firebender-in-the-tardis: walkingmyhellhound: If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction. This is one of the most profound things I’ve ever heard
doingoxyinchurch:This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing me. The sounds that fucked me up the most when I got my hearing aids were light switches, finger snapping, and
ccoconutcat: I’m all body positive when it comes to other people’s body , I’m like yeah every body is great ! You look so good ! Love your body But when it’s about my body , I’m like “body positive? What’s that ? Never heard of it, lol”
sensitivewhiteboy: apparently when my dad was a little kid he heard someone call someone else a homo so he went up to his friend and asked him “hey do you know what a homo is?” and his friend said “my parents just said that it’s when two guys
ivashkoff: slickos: Sunrise When the word majestic is heard you think most of the royalties and honourables. But when I hear majestic I think only of what is considered supreme. Considered above the other. Above that of the norm, the standard. I think
kgbear62: When I got out of the Military…I came back Home to stay with My parents and Little Brother….He was All grown Up Now…So after a few weeks..Mom and Dad were going out of town for the Weekend…When I got up that Saturday morning..I heard
tinhatthe2nd: dirtyharry222: Mum had brought me and my girlfriend out on holiday. She had told me over breakfast how she loved the noises that my girl made when we fucked. The thin walls in the villa meant she heard everything, including when she said
