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the-absolute-funniest-posts: HI, I’M LORD VOLDEMORT AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL! Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-funniest-posts: stormageddon-owens: #I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie THAT TAG. I CAN NOT. oh my god! This is a cool blog to follow
dreamofmetonight: notoriousgifs: Both Emmas Faces are Priceless Emma Watson - “Bitch, I’ll get Voldemort on yo ass”
You see, we have not been able to keep a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor for more than a year since I refused the post to Lord Voldemort.
thenordicks: stormageddon-owens: #I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie
mugglesinspace: If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die! Harry could have just shot him a text like “Yo Sirius, where u at?” “Just at home eatin some pasta” “K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
momswholistentoghostfacekillah: stalinchristmasspecial: iamcharlesbingley: March for Life 2013 = a success. :) neville longbottom jesus christ read the books if someone aborted voldemort we could have avoided the whole situation entirely
Everyone seems to be so fixated upon the fact that Voldemort has no nose. He has no eyebrows either.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: alayhwmikibo: are you trying to tell me mr. clean is lord voldemort wake up america
t-esserae: I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
i-always-get-the-last-word: I DONT KNOW WHAT WEIRDER. THE MALFOYS & BELATRIX DANCING, VOLDEMORT STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND HE HAS A NOSEEEE, OR SNAPE HUGGING HARRY LIKE WUTTTT
brixiepants: marauders4evr: Have you ever thought about how Harry wasted a huge opportunity when he dropped the Resurrection Stone in the Forbidden Forest? Okay just imagine if he had kept it. He dies, comes back, defeats Voldemort… Only now there
dorkly: Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
Okay, I just realized Voldemort didn’t just plan to kill Harry in Book 4
You are protected, in short, by your ability to love! The only protection that can possibly work against the lure of power like Voldemort’s! In spite of all the temptation you have endured, all the suffering, you remain pure of heart, just as pure
Esto si que es sacrificarse por el equipo. Fijo que la nariz se le queda como a Voldemort.
the-do-that-girl: catsbooksandcoffee: I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here. I need help.
transatlanticwanker: french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL
bowtiesarecool4: tantriccuddling: thebohemiancircus: the-fake-secret-diary: Lorde voldemort No we’ll never be mortals (mortals) It doesn’t run in mudblood
headgirlily: voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban
itseasytoremember: capslockapocalypse: letmusicsetyoufreee: frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK
jegerik: sendmethemoon221b: platypusplayhere: vikingalitarian: pro-pomsky-anti-feminist: badscienceshenanigans: destiel-is-so-canon-it-hurts: harryjxmespotter: Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore
mmendozza: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
the-absolute-best-posts: shadow-purple: abbehtron: When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
halfwayinfinite: voldemort-twerking: Every single drop of water that the world has to offer would not be enough to quench the thirst of this young man GASOLINE SOCKS
sea-goblin: littlekittycas: jaslco:do u ever just think about the fact that molly weasley saw HARRY POTTER, the boy who defeated voldemort, and went “i’m gonna knit this kid a christmas sweater” “I always wanted a non ginger one” what i
"¿Leer un libro sin enamorarse siquiera de un personaje? ¿Qué sigue? ¿Charlie sin escribir? ¿Jace tierno? ¿Voldemort con nariz? ¿Travis sin saber pelear? ¿Patch humano? ¿Mr. Darcy pobre? ¿GREY VIRGEN??"
thatfunnyblog: I made Lorde Voldemort Funny Stuff you like?
gryffindor-able: accio-shitpost: imagine voldemort aggressively punning his name all the time “wormtail, come here, i just had a voldethought” he always has the best volderetort
Things voldemort should have made into horcruxes:
intertwined-and-overrun: bloganddice: a-last-note-from-your-narrator: cindehella:I’ve been looking for this for far too long This is beautiful This.This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously. THIS IS EVERYTHING
one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning: fallen-weeping-angel: lumos5000: bowtiesarecool4: hogwartskidsproblems: voldemort-x: deduction-to-seduction: isabella-jameston: high-functioning-sociopaths: nosheetjohnlock: i love how this
dorkly: Voldemort’s Assistant Kevin and the Goblet of Dumb Plans
shadow-purple: abbehtron: When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic
