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basedgosh: voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
Dear Voldemort. You're not alone. I've got 7 horcruxes too .
oceansofbliss: In which I am addicted to this freakin’ game.
brandyway: sinkingincminor: brandyway: neither can live while the other survives a story about fall out boy and my chemical romance pretty sure they coexisted for years. but ok so did harry and voldemort so stop commenting on this post with your
frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
shadow-purple: abbehtron: When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic
cloudcuckoolander527: strawberrypatty: seriouslyamerica: Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face. The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits.
the-apples-were-monitored: my-vessel-has-thirteen-secrets: what if you picked up a kitten and said “aw what’s your name, little guy?” and it suddenly whispered in a deep voice “Voldemort” I’d just probably cuddle the frick outta that kitten
boxedinwithamadman: laughburnscalories: wholockianperson: sirshon: wait…. how ca n you…. make…. c oOkie flavored… cookiE…..?.? *cookie intensifies* wait until you know who find this yeah voldemort’ll be pissed
transatlanticwanker: french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL
curlyboff: friends-with-the-doctor: LORD VOLDEMORTS SUPER SECRET. PRIVATE. DO NOT READ. NOT EVEN YOU BELLATRIX GET YOUR THIEVING HANDS OFF OF IT TRY DESTROYING MY HORCRUX NOW POTTER OH MY GOD I HAD ONE OF THESE AND THEN MY VOICE CHANGED SO IT WOULDNT
itseasytoremember: capslockapocalypse: letmusicsetyoufreee: frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
t-esserae: I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
mugglesinspace: If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die! Harry could have just shot him a text like “Yo Sirius, where u at?” “Just at home eatin some pasta” “K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
geekishchic: itseasytoremember: capslockapocalypse: letmusicsetyoufreee: frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord
madeofsnowflakes: t-esserae: I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant well the
barricadeponine: just remember that had voldemort picked neville to kill instead of harry and nevile was the boy who lived/the chosen one if neville had that lightening bolt scar severus snape would still be a death eater it’s not like he thought being
dorkly: Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world
lucifer-heminqs:MY SCHOOL’S ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL DRESSED UP AS PROFESSOR QUIRRELL FOR HALLOWEEN BECAUSE EVERYONE CALLS HIM VOLDEMORT SINCE HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM AND I AM YELLiNG
tom-riddle-diary: ascendiomalfoy: the seemingly insignificant change from weasleys’ wizard wheezes to weasley’s wizard wheezes Did voldemort or Satan write this
intertwined-and-overrun: bloganddice: a-last-note-from-your-narrator: cindehella:I’ve been looking for this for far too long This is beautiful This.This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously. THIS IS EVERYTHING
nudityandnerdery: wheeloffortune-design: sea-goblin: jaslco: do u ever just think about the fact that molly weasley saw HARRY POTTER, the boy who defeated voldemort, and went “i’m gonna knit this kid a christmas sweater” what i love thinking
marc0-p0l0: Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.
gimme-a-hand-scaevola: word is that The Cursed Child involves time travelling shenanigans with Voldemort’s daughter so if Mrs-Dracey-Malfoy from Harrypotterfanfiction.net could send me a formal apology for the review of my 2004 fanfiction “uuuh
valeriarin: themistrustfulmistress: okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric
feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay
collegehumor: If Colleges Were Movie Villains voldemort and Princeton both have an obsession with pure-bloods.
face-down-asgard-up: London’s hottest club is The Olympics. This club has everything; Corgis, James Bond, a parachuting Queen of England, a 100ft tall Lord Voldemort, and Ryan Lochte in a speedo.
tantriccuddling: thebohemiancircus: the-fake-secret-diary: Lorde voldemort No we’ll never be mortals (mortals)
snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban
welovekanyewest: Is Kanye Lord Voldemort?
khizzy123: theinturnetexplorer: JK Rowling’s new series from Voldemort’s point of view. THIS IS AMAZING
the-do-that-girl: catsbooksandcoffee: I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here. I need help.
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Could you imagine being Lily Potter when she tried to save Harry though? I mean, at this point she knows her husband is dead. She knows Voldemort finished him first because he was the one who stayed behind, to give his complete all to defend the
mravolo: let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at
I’ve always hated Johnathan Randall in the books but I’ve just finished the last episode of the first season of Outlander and I gotta say, I hate him more than Voldemort.
buzzfeed: J.K. Rowling Says Trump Is Way Worse Than Voldemort
remusjohnslupin: HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → l↳ love “If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn’t realise that love as powerful as your mother’s for you leaves it own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign.. to have
kissthevampire: VOLDEMORT IS A UNICORN!
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lupinscocoa: nevillekillednagini: justinshairflip: Harry Potter Character Theme Songs I’M DYING OMG YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THIS. OMFG, SNAPE’S AND VOLDEMORT’S! omg i facepalmed through the first half of this but o m g
xisiab: forever-and-alwayss: voldemorts—nose: saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: collegehumor: Ghost in the Elevator Prank Brazilian variety show seriously crosses the line with this one. LMAOO and this is why Brasilian pranks are the best LMAOO
littlefuckedupred: 10knotes: UNCLE VOLDEMORT WILL PICK YOU UP DON’T WORRY
wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT
believeinprongs: genandhisqueen-deactivated20160: Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort as dead, killed by his own rebounding curse, and
i-always-get-the-last-word: I DONT KNOW WHAT WEIRDER. THE MALFOYS & BELATRIX DANCING, VOLDEMORT STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND HE HAS A NOSEEEE, OR SNAPE HUGGING HARRY LIKE WUTTTT
killianjoned: corgikisses: deatheaters: if kate and william don’t name their son severus it’s a huge waste of his half-blood prince title Um Severus wasn’t the half-blood prince Voldemort was. They have to name the kid Voldy. I REALLY HOPE
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Já vi a chegada do Harry, Rony e Hermione para a batalha final, vi a morte do Snape e a história dele com a Lilian, vi o beijo Romione, vi Harry se entregando ao Voldermort, vi Bellatrix e Voldemort sendo mortos e também já vi os filhos de Harry
marauders4evr: “And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his
