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raptorific: Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
Everyone seems to be so fixated upon the fact that Voldemort has no nose. He has no eyebrows either.
say-it-somehow: stormageddon-owens: #I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie NEVER NOT FUNNY
kuroutsubasa: iminmypants: mlletimelord: castielcampbell: death-limes: muffinass: and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort most of us?!
deathsmonocle: letmusicsetyoufreee: frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
greenwichpips: there are so many better places the voldemort could have hidden his horcuxes like the second page of a google search or the terms and conditions
geekishchic: itseasytoremember: capslockapocalypse: letmusicsetyoufreee: frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord
dorkly: Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban
snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban which means that the 19 year later
seananmcguire: camwyn: waffle-sorter: camwyn: graphicnerdity: It’s all Harry’s fault. Well, partially. I suppose Voldemort can be saddled with an equal portion of the blame. The point is, the Dursleys were just minding their own business when
fruitloose: marauders4evr: Have you ever thought about how Harry wasted a huge opportunity when he dropped the Resurrection Stone in the Forbidden Forest? Okay just imagine if he had kept it. He dies, comes back, defeats Voldemort… Only now there are
gustyflawless: snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban It actually makes a
shutupweasley:british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
keepcalmimspidey: the-goddamazon: v-i-v-i-an: daydreaminghipster: georgeshelleyscleanwrists: REBLOGGED EVERYTIME so reblogable Gahsbdnndndn Just darker and darker… except for #3 because thats the only one where voldemort isnt trying to kill
needle-bug-blog: “If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love.”- Albus Dumbledore
kevinco: slytherintardis—: scorpiodanimalfoy: mylovemylifeisharrypotter: honestlyronald-: tellmehowtowinyourheart: iwishihadalife: aboutharry: Bellatrix? This is unfair! t-t OH YEAH VOLDEMORT. RONALD WEASLEY BITCHES! FUCK YEAH, IM LORD
donteversayrockandroll: skelegirl: thedailywhat: Happy Ending of the Day: Charlie — nicknamed “Voldemog” for his uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort — pictured here with his new adoptive owner, Sarah Gaden of Worthing.
chatterboxrose: LORD VOLDEMORT APPRECIATION LIFE.
solidsquid-: errolwiththepost: LUCIUS IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS Picture yourself in Borgins and Burkes With Hands of Glory grabbing passers-by. Voldemort calls you, you answer quite quickly The man with the evil, snake eyes.
oh-potter-you-rotter: ronandhermionesource: Disco Voldy knows how to party. Ain’t no party like a Voldemort partay
twizzlerzzz: The first poster for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 has been released! It depicts Harry and Voldemort face to face with one wand between them. At the bottom it reads “It all ends 7.15”. (source: Mugglenet) Why do you
thebeautyofsolitude: If you could have played any other character, who would you have played? “I can only see myself playing this evil, my obvious ones is my dad or if not Voldemort but it supposed to be few decades away from here, it was, um I’ve
beliebinjdbieb: thejustindrewbieberanon: cloudywithachanceofbieber: k-party: ayeitsjulia-: littlebelieberthings: itsthejustinbiebershow: amen~ ^ Oh well SHIT LOL PREACH, VOLDSTER. THIS. PREACH IT. YOU TELL EM VOLDEMORT!
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs?
chatterboxrose: and-voldemort-screamed: Definitely my favorite part of the movie. THIS. MOVIE.
sweetdisplaysofaffection: holyhorcrux: #this moment #this fucking moment #you can just see his big hesitation because he doesn’t want to join voldemort at all. he is not a bad person and he wants to be on the right side but then again it’s family
girlinthecomputer: Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely
f-hudsons: #So then I was like Oh my god #Voldemort #you can’t just KILL ME #you’re using -my- wand you dick wad #HAHAHAH #like please #i’m the boy who lived NOT DIED #so then #I like #fell to the ground and I was here in some whacked
themonstersaysrawr: couldntstandbeinnormal: irishcowgirl8694: neonprincess12: Why aren’t all guys like this?! CAN I PLEASE?!? DO IT! DO IT HARD! No, he is not the chosen one! Don’t be fooled! He has Voldemort sticking out of the back of his
holymotherofrowling-deactivated: Ralph Fiennes being made to read a Voldemort/Harry fanfic [x]
harryshorcrux: The only thing that Voldemort does not understand is love.
Nerdy things with a dash of morality.
basedgosh: voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
kawabiala: # this is RICH coming from you Voldemort.
echosfading: goodbye-old-friend: ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: toramcgoblin: verycari: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT AND HIDE IN A HOLE I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN I’M MAKING A LIST OF PEOPLE I HATE WHEN
steventony: #wow voldemort and i have more in common than i thought
cloudcuckoolander527: strawberrypatty: seriouslyamerica: Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face. The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits.
who-the-fuck-is-uncle-ken: omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired
dashingcaptainharkness: imgonnashoottothrill: queercorn: ramblingsfromthelandofcotton: queercorn: *straight people voice* is he… you know… #why are straight people afraid of saying gay #it’s like beetlejuice or voldemort #Wait so if we
geekishchic: imaginebenedicts: itseasytoremember: capslockapocalypse: letmusicsetyoufreee: frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack
shadow-purple: abbehtron: When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic
tantriccuddling: thebohemiancircus: the-fake-secret-diary: Lorde voldemort No we’ll never be mortals (mortals)
icallhimnina: Narcissa Malfoy is the only known member of Voldemort’s inner circle not to have taken the Dark Mark. First and foremost a mother, she was ruthless in doing whatever it took to keep her family together; maintaining her status while
Things voldemort should have made into horcruxes:
kierenwalkerpds:fingersareoptional: kierenwalkerpds: fingersareoptional: What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? *sigh* idk, what shoes does he wear? horcrocs
No hay nadie más malo que Voldemort, excepto las divinas, nadie pasaba por su esquina.
dear-tumb1r: vikingalitarian: pro-pomsky-anti-feminist: badscienceshenanigans: destiel-is-so-canon-it-hurts: harryjxmespotter: Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore is Death ? He greeted Harry at
just-shower-thoughts: Lord Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a locket, a cup, a diary, a favorite pet, a tiara, a ring, and an obsession witha teenage boy.
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.
899. Of the broomsticks used by Harry, Ron and Hermione to escape the Room of Requirement in the Second Wizarding War, one was kept in the Trophy Room of Hogwarts as an exhibit of objects integral to destroying Voldemort, and the other was privately
fogandfreckles: lacunar: can we just…. Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort
pinkdementors:if harry potter had been written by a man ginny would have died in book 2 and her death would have been used as Inspiration for harry to kill voldemort but instead ginny survives and drags herself up out of the chamber crying and spends
lumos5000: bowtiesarecool4: hogwartskidsproblems: voldemort-x: deduction-to-seduction: isabella-jameston: high-functioning-sociopaths: nosheetjohnlock: i love how this went full circle
turntechgivinhead: cloakstone69: misslsaddy: A little part of Lord Voldemort lives inside of Jared)) SEND OXYGEN
bowtiesarecool4: tantriccuddling: thebohemiancircus: the-fake-secret-diary: Lorde voldemort No we’ll never be mortals (mortals) It doesn’t run in mudblood
fallen-weeping-angel: lumos5000: bowtiesarecool4: hogwartskidsproblems: voldemort-x: deduction-to-seduction: isabella-jameston: high-functioning-sociopaths: nosheetjohnlock: i love how this went full circle I just had to
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