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dean-and-the-gay-angel-man: fallen-weeping-angel: lumos5000: bowtiesarecool4: hogwartskidsproblems: voldemort-x: deduction-to-seduction: isabella-jameston: high-functioning-sociopaths: nosheetjohnlock: i love how this went
Severus Snape was 7 weeks pregnant with the reincarnation of Dumbledore when Lord Voldemort killed him.
say-it-somehow: stormageddon-owens: #I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie NEVER NOT FUNNY
cats-offdensen:madamspeaker:That moment when McGonagall and Snape realise it’s only day one of a new school year, and that the prospect of facing Voldemort might actually be preferable to dealing with this pink thing beside them.So much sass in the
accioheadcanons: lmaoalien: plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view “i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
firedrill:What she says: I’m fineWhat she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could
theinturnetexplorer: JK Rowling’s new series from Voldemort’s point of view.
nudityandnerdery: wheeloffortune-design: sea-goblin: jaslco: do u ever just think about the fact that molly weasley saw HARRY POTTER, the boy who defeated voldemort, and went “i’m gonna knit this kid a christmas sweater” what i love thinking
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter movies and books and he realized something. He said it was ironic how everyone thought before there were going to be seven movies, but there ended up being eight. Just like the pieces of Voldemorts soul.
Tom Felton discussing Draco’s hug with Voldemort (x)
doctor-isles: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
stormageddon-owens: #I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie
monicaa12: loonylunalovegood97: Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy
snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban
desidere: desidere: i mean i guess if u think about it technically harry potter is drift compatible with voldemort i’m still stuck on this
consultingmoosecaptain: oh-shit-it-is-our-division: totallyfubar: slafennog: How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover. #i’m 99% sure fred and george
british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
jegerik: sendmethemoon221b: platypusplayhere: vikingalitarian: pro-pomsky-anti-feminist: badscienceshenanigans: destiel-is-so-canon-it-hurts: harryjxmespotter: Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore
feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay
marc0-p0l0: Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.
zamaron: I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll
friendshipismax: thesquirrelisonfire: writing-prompt-s: Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept
piesandfalcs: bowtruckle: tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the
probably-voldemort: Okay so like there are vampires but one of the side effects of becoming a vampire is that you can’t explicitly tell people you’re a vampire. Like, if they already know you’re a vampire, that’s cool and you can talk about it
roachpatrol: there’s so many time travel fics where harry potter goes back in time to kill voldemort and ends up falling in love with him instead and saving the world with the redeeming power of love but like. okay. what if harry from the very start
concrete-donuts: british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
lumos5001: seananmcguire:camwyn: waffle-sorter: camwyn: graphicnerdity: It’s all Harry’s fault. Well, partially. I suppose Voldemort can be saddled with an equal portion of the blame. The point is, the Dursleys were just minding their own business
fogandfreckles: lacunar: can we just…. Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort
gerogeweasley:i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic
geekandmisandry: youwannabekate: To all y'all liberal kids that are getting icky feelings about punching Nazis and other forms of violent protest: Voldemort was taken down by a left wing anti-fascist group of radicals that used militant violence
accio-shitpost: what if voldemort had tried to infiltrate hogwarts every year count olaf-style in a number of increasingly obvious disguises
thebootydiaries:JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for “fleeing from death”, indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a
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ohscully: GIF AU | Ron and Hermione leave during the horcrux search, Harry faces Voldemort alone.
No hay nadie más malo que Voldemort, excepto las divinas, nadie pasaba por su esquina.
"¿Leer un libro sin enamorarse siquiera de un personaje?, ¿Qué sigue?, ¿Charlie sin escribir?, ¿Jace tierno?, ¿Voldemort con nariz?, ¿Travis sin saber pelear?, ¿Patch humano?, ¿Mr. Darcy pobre?, ¿¡GREY VIRGEN!?."
fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun: ally0mazing: There can only be one logical explanation for this: Voldemort has returned…. MY DEAR I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE THE GRIM
killingkari: So how stupid do you think the Hogwarts teachers felt back in Harrys first year when their traps and riddles designed to keep out Lord fucking Voldemort were beaten by three 11 year olds
assgod: thought this was voldemort for a second
fahrlight: hogwartskidsproblems: voldemort-x: deduction-to-seduction: isabella-jameston: high-functioning-sociopaths: nosheetjohnlock: // // ]]>
loquaciousliterature: Supportive / insurrection Mcgonagall is my favorite. Also still firmly believe that Umbridge is way worse than Voldemort. (P.S. I did a podcast interview and talked about Harry Potter and other things I like, if anyone wants to
sixthrock: shelgon: This dude is Ash’s Dad or he survived Voldemort twice imagine finding out your dad abandoned you for twenty years to go to Hawaii and get a job making tiny cars for bugs
nikolaspascal: sixthrock: shelgon: This dude is Ash’s Dad or he survived Voldemort twice imagine finding out your dad abandoned you for twenty years to go to Hawaii and get a job making tiny cars for bugs they divorced and Mr.Mime is Ash step dad
polyamorousmisanthrope: seananmcguire: camwyn: waffle-sorter: camwyn: graphicnerdity: It’s all Harry’s fault. Well, partially. I suppose Voldemort can be saddled with an equal portion of the blame. The point is, the Dursleys were just minding
"toc toc" "quem é?" "vc sabe" "vc sabe quem?" ai é o voldemort ele arromba a porta e te mata
larajanecobaindoherty: It’s Voldemort bitch unter We Heart It.
parvats: voldemort + emojis
hipster-selfies: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING
prongsmydeer:Voldemort had to share a dormitory. While he was plotting murder there was probably a sixteen-year-old boy wanking in the bed next to his.
adirtylilsecret: tantriccuddling: thebohemiancircus: the-fake-secret-diary: Lorde voldemort No we’ll never be mortals (mortals) We don’t want no mudbloods
petewentzza: coolscar: mydraco: clockworkpain: snowbias: noahfoshaw: adrianiivashkovs: voldemorts—nose: galaxysdefender: do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
