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avarice-hemlock: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling
van-helsa124: Today one of my dad’s friends asked me if I could sing. When I told them no they said that I probably had the voice of an angel and I couldn’t stop laughing because…
artbymoga: Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”. my response when people ask me why I want to be a teacher in NC and make shit money
carryonmypaintedwhore: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling
revyspite: youngharlemnigga: itzfuknmagic: venturetrapitalist: nigerianflagemoji: wow no one told me 80s babies are starting to sound bitter like baby boomers They realized that they’re the generation right before the generation that got all the
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
actionables: I had a dream that my mom was in the illuminati and they renamed themselves into illuminaughty and when I asked her if I could join she told me they weren’t accepting anyone under 5'5 but I distinctly remember I saw Ariana Grande on one
Yesterday on Thanksgiving, Nick and I were driving around post and saw these big white buses coming on post. They were being escorted by police and firetrucks with their sirens going and Nick told me they were soldiers coming home. I honestly teared up
weloveblackgirlsssss: My mama always told me that in order to receive love from your partner you have to know how they perceive love , that way you can know when they are loving you.
shakeitoffs: Somebody once told me that you truly see who a person is when you tell them something they don’t want to hear. You truly see who a person is when you give them news they weren’t expecting. And so, to the Country Music community, when
justanothermom2014: My son caught this guy admiring my ass…..he then told me that maybe instead of putting liquer on special like the sign in the foreground says….they should put Mom’s ass on special…they would draw more customers he said
libertybill: lovelyardie: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were
furryfamilyfun: I love watching my boyfriend get tongue fucked by his brother. When I confessed to him that I as attracted to his brother he raised his eyebrow and told me about how they used to fool around when they were kids. I’ll be damned if I
Daddy just told me, that his well hang work mates are coming over for a poker game, so you know what that means!! We get poked, and they do the poking!! We won’t be sit for week if it’s all his work mates !!God I hope they all cum
ahottertouchabetterfuck: my grandparents told me today that every night when they go to sleep they hold hands incase one of them doesn’t wake up the next day that my friends is love
canadian-pussy: A certain kitten told me to run my errands this morning without panties. They took a little longer than they were supposed to and well… I was a little too horny.
breakmelikeimyourgirl: They came around to fix the washing machine. My husband had told me it was today they were coming. I let them in and the first guy took two steps forward and stopped.“You knew we were coming today and thats the skirt you chose
lumos5000: mina-marina: True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just
shorthalt:shorthalt:if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them friend: i know this sounds insane i KNOW but i’m TELLING you i’ve lived this day already SO MANY times and…i think i’m in a
shorthalt:dutchbaggery:shorthalt:shorthalt:if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them friend: i know this sounds insane i KNOW but i’m TELLING you i’ve lived this day already SO MANY times and…i
cikero:I have a lot of problems with my mom but in high school I wore a jesse pinkman shirt that said “yeah bitch” to class and they called my mom about it on speaker with me in the room and when they told her she said “who fucking care. stop calling
ioenix: camwyn: lolshtus: Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric
nsfwbbabyy:nice sadists are so so underrated. if a someone told me they loved that i suffer for them? omg im gonna nuttenderly caressing my cheek, then slapping it? beautiful 10/10 that fake pity voice? GOD when they give you a break between spankings
edens-blog: I was babysitting two kids yesterday and the 4 year old drew this and I asked what she drew and she told me about these people she sees walking in the yard at night time. She said she thinks they are lost because they always walk around slow
camwyn: lolshtus: Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric door.
pauladeenandporn: when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
uni-dragonsgalore: kindergarten2002: gee… they sure had a book for every occasion didn’t they My cousin once told me that these books were the perfect example of what his schizophrenia was like
themightyberkian: minamarrrina: True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people
This was my warped tour moment. I got to meet Jenna And I cried. She is amazing and loving. A true inspiration. I asked her if they were going to play a certain song. She said yes and I got excited. She told me that they were going to cut the song
alabamaniggerboy: I was visiting college campuses with my Dad when three guys told me to come to come to their dorm and we could talk about how campus life really is. As soon as they shut the door, they began pulling out their huge White cocks.“Come
This is post is for every black person who was told they act white because of the way they speak, dress, act, or carry themselves in general
I posted this earlier, and i thought, wow, beautiful staged photo of a lesbian wedding - the models they got are really pretty. Then my friend @lilobes told me she actually knew them, and that they were a real couple who really got married! Out of
taurielsilvan: the lion king II + kiara for lena “A wise king once told me, we are one. I didn’t understand him then. Now I do.” - “But they…” - “Them? Us. Look at them, they are us. What differences do you see?”
babeobaggins: slimed:babeobaggins In the middle of know yourself I paused the song and told everyone that if they didn’t scream “wit my woes” they were going to get kicked out and then I pressed play and lost my mind and acted up TOO much and
wowmind1: “Nice shorts!” Mr. Crude told Becky.“Yeah, they keep me wet even when I’m standing still,” she replied.“I can only imagine how they feel when you’re walking.”“Orgasm city!” she remarked.
jadelein: “Men too, deserve to be spoiled. To be told they’re handsome and their efforts are appreciated. They should also be made to feel secure.” ❤️
shorthalt:if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them
sassydad: yesterday my friend told me that black people wear shorts underneath their pants bc they never kno when they r gonna play basketball
nightowl-94: FIGHT LIKE A PRINCESS!So this was inspired by the tough princess’s in popular culture, it was originally suppose to be an entry into a welovefine contest.. but they accepted it and then a month later told me they couldn’t accept it anymore…
charlidos: [Producer Dany] Wolf told me that when Hardy was driving with Jessica Chastain one day, they came across a stray dog on the freeway and became deeply concerned. They promptly took the dog into the car, got him checked out and licensed,
disagreed: do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv They do. I have a friend who is an actor & he told me they do. He does
inkskinned: (12.9.2013: Someone told me they wanted to see my scars because they thought it’d be pretty.)
filthandperversion: My wife and her sister are the two biggest sluts I know. They are just 2 years apart and my wife told me they always shared their boyfriends with each other. Why should her husband be any different. I wasn’t complaining.
justanothermom2014: Just because I’m an older Mom than the Mother’s of your other friends hon, does not mean that I am any less a slut than they are for their own sons…..several have told me how they also fuck their son’s teachers on Parent-Teacher
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