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eroticexplorers: Wait until you hear the dirty details she whispered in my ear when she returned home… Here’s a new naught couple that started following me. They told me they had some hot wife texting fun for all my pervs. Here’s the first
submissivesissynature: When they caught me, I was dancing in my heels and a babydoll nighty to Britney with my hair and makeup done. I was terrified, but after I answered a few questions they told me nothing bad would happen to me as long as I obeyed
In our teens, my sister always befriended whomever I dated. Sharon was no different. My sister and she were two peas in a pod. When they told me they were going to be matching cats for Halloween, they promised me that I would like it. When I got
tomgungy: A seasonal story for the spectacular @orangehares I was rather excited when they told me that a new package was just released in celebration of the holiday, and even more excited when I was told to meet with the newest results of the fun. I
“I can see by the lump in your boxers that you’re not mad… which is good, because I already went back for seconds this morning before they checked out… They told me they ran out of condoms, which was a lie, because I could still
Yes, honey, your two bosses, one after the other, and they fucked me without condom. Then, they told me what ‘feeding the cuckold hubby a cream-pie’ means. I want to do it now, are you ready?.
incestposts:My son likes older woman and he fucked almost all of my friends. They told me that he cums so much, which got me very curious. They are right, my son is a cum generator.
innocentcheating: “Yore friends Craig and Daniel are so kind to me! They let me into a secret exfoliating routine with their special lotion. Apply twice daily to skin they told me, It’s working wonders already!”
whitepaperquotes: They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.Anonymous (?)
wrongonesin: I was in a haze from what was in the drink they’d made me swallow. Maybe that’s why I just climbed on the bed and spread my knees when they told me to. And why I didn’t try to get away when one of the masked men knelt behind me and
humansofnewyork: “One time I was driving this couple around, and they told me to drive really slowly through Times Square because they’d always dreamed of doing something. I started to ask what, but then they closed the partition. And the limo
Callout post for @pastel-crow!!!. they hasve a mommy kink. they are a crow and crows are sneaky. they told me to do this
funneeb: In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through
iknow-youlike: One source told me something, they told me you win something today Anikka, but what do you win? The answer is in the part 2 that is in 30 minutes. Be sure to check http://www.julesjordanvideo.com/page.php for more information.
cool-pantyhose-world: privateclassicsporn: My female cousins used to live to ride horses. They told me that it was “exhilarating” especially if they rode bareback. I always assumed that they were talking about the horse. These pictures, however,
askbreejetpaw: yumi-akiyama: They said it couldnt be done… They told me i was mad! Insane!! … They were right… The Bree Fluff was just too strong… I finally made it to the hallowed ground… her rump but Before i knew it, the thick fluffy fluff
Sooo I went down to Toms River to do the ~getting to know you interview at my internship, and they told me the professor that I was supposed to work with doesn’t need help, that they didn’t understand why it took me so long to get down here,
yourthetennantsuniverse: “David and Georgia met filming Doctor Who, but they didn’t start dating till months later. Four or five months after they met she brought him to see me in Spamalot, but she told me there was nothing going on between them.
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
smells-like-lou-dog: But nothing like the pictures from the astronauts they showed me back in school, when they told me drugs were bad oh man, oh man they had me fooled ✌️
thisishangingrockcomics: If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the
In 1997, Last Unicorn gave Zug the chance at recreating Frank Herbert’s ‘Dune’ through a new trading card series. He was originally told to base his work off of David Lynch’s film, but after complications with licensing, “they told me to avoid
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this
thesupertardisdetective: gavinovavino: dutchster: filthy-dan: find-nemo: My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes.
fuck-benedict: fuck-benedict: OH MY GOD MY PARENTS JUST TOLD ME THE STORY OF HOW THEY STARTED DATING ok so they worked together in a town called abbotsford and my father had a crush on my mother and one day he asked her “nice bum where ya from”
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
guiseofgentlewords: my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
pauladeenandporn: when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
out-in-the-open: Talking about fans wanting a musical episodeI think it most certainly exemplifies the phrase Kim manners told me, which was, give them what they want in a way they wouldn’t expect it (x)
scootsenshi: quadvillain: swoleblonde: “YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!” I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂 Im fucking dead
nat-just:So I finally watched Villainous in its entirety, and honestly even before I watched it I kept seeing pictures of these two. I told some friends I liked the esthetic and they told me to watch it, so here we are, hahahaha
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN
kimberlygetsnaked: I was home alone for a half hour today so someone I knew seconded my idea of using the time to give myself a spanking, then they told me to get the belt, and told me to keep doing it harder and now it stings when I sit down :))))
destynnee-realta: mirahxox: baby-natalie: baby-natalie: I emailed clipvia and they told me they have no plans to pay people who aren’t doing their program. They said their “investor” needs to see how successful the program is first (their
overfierce: “They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.” — (via n-ul)
I got screamed at by the two different assholes who were blocking me in at the gas station. They blocked ME in but had the audacity to scream and talk down to me and call me names when I needed help. They told me that I shouldn’t be allowed to have
cita-spectre: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I got screamed at by the two different assholes who were blocking me in at the gas station. They blocked ME in but had the audacity to scream and talk down to me and call me names when I needed help. They told me
havocados: rootbeerqveen: vegasmo: maythefoxbewithyou: The police just came to my door and gave me the worst news of my life. My baby was euthanized today. They told me they had no information on the person who was “bitten”. All they acted on
kntulips: 0gre: g-nastyg-norc: carefreeblackho:funkygirlclub:love-cat:thejordanator:If you 16/17/18 and he 23/24/25He’s manipulating you.Trust. I can get behind this. They’re usually sociopaths too. Avoid. There’s a reason they’re not with
merleawe: amanha-e-outro-dia: maythefoxbewithyou: The police just came to my door and gave me the worst news of my life. My baby was euthanized today. They told me they had no information on the person who was “bitten”. All they acted on was a
nerdisma: I sat in the chair, and, one by one, they cut it off. I was like, ‘Oh no. What have I done? And they told me, ‘I want you to have the mind-frame of Charlize Theron in ‘Mad Max.” And we did this sort of split-screen of her and me,
gothvegas: gothvegas: Jack in the box just gave me a cold burger and when I told them it was cold they told me it wasn’t Update from the worst jack in the box on earth
actualbird: my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun
actualbird:my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with
ousia-poetica: They told me to put my heart in everything I do. So that’s what I did, and I poured and I poured and I poured. Now they ask me why I am so empty and confused. Drawing and illustration Felicia Chiao on instagram.
deadly-affairs: Okay, fess up. Is it you luvleebx or loopylass55? Maybe it’s hptals or thelovinghusband or hissexydisaster. Too many to name.😂😂😂😂😂 They told me I had a pass…or had to piss (cuz they handed me a cup too.).oh well,
tstorysofar: “They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.” — (via hayleydeep)
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
naughtyjessicathoughts: As I watched this last night I was imagining two of my female followers had climbed into my bed with me. They told me how they loved cumming to my blog so much and that now they were going to make me cum. Laying naked between
a-russian-penis: The only thing I fear of is being robbed. I was told that when I was a little kid, my sister and brother would put ski masks over their heads and would bust through the front door and scream at me and they told me I’d pee my pants
sunmoonandstarz: So, I met these hot younger girls on the dance floor at a party. They said they have a cam show and asked me if I’d ever been with a girl before. When I said no they told me I should come and let them go down on me together because
ousia-poetica:They told me to put my heart in everything I do. So that’s what I did, and I poured and I poured and I poured. Now they ask me why I am so empty and confused. Drawing and illustration Felicia Chiao on instagram.
acid-washed-thoughts: !!!!PLEASE READ AND REBLOG THIS, I’m begging all of you please please please!!! My dogs Elsa and Tinky were taken from me by my grandparents and taken to a shelter yesterday morning while I was asleep. They told me they got out
skipsy replied to your post: OH FUCK OH FUCK THEY KNOW OH FUCK OH FUCK OH… welcome to my world :P NO SKIPSY THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD THEY TOLD ME NOT TO GO TO JAIL AND THAT THEY DIDN’T “AGREE WITH IT” oh fuck does that mean
