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My parents they told me to send a new picture with me, because i was a long tiem gone from home. I take a selfie and then sent it, ohhhhh fuck i forgat that i dont have pants on me. What dad will belive now :((
girlusedbyowndaddy: after daddy and uncle John and uncle Peter did cum on my face i was already very wet, but then they told me that they all invited more friends and i could bath in cum after this… so goooood.
The Polkadot Twins Well, they told me they were twins - I didn’t dare question it. I’ve been working on a bunch of stuff, among them custom morphs and displacement maps for V4 some of which you can see in this image. I did my own versions
young-cheating-couple: sizequeenconfessions: I ran into these two boys from school at the mall and they told me they were each over 9″ … well of course I had to make them prove it then! Thankfully, there’s one bathroom that’s always empty …
unrepentantpervert: They told me you’d be ready for me as soon as I got here.
nolongerthecityofpaper: He told me once that I shouldn’t make people into heroes. He said that heroes didn’t exist and even if they did, he wouldn’t be one of them. Which goes to show. He wasn’t always right about everything.
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miamihotwife: It was late, I had passed out on the couch, but now it was apparent I had slept through most of the party. Everyone was saying their good nights and good byes. I asked a few people if they had seen my wife and they told me she was out back
elemlandia: Humanity is conformity Conformity is society Society is this reality The faces that saw me And the angles that warned me They told me to run And dispose of the gun I could have escaped Be gone with no trace Instead I just stayed Within socie
weallheartonedirection: Good guys reracking and reorganizing dumbbell rack. “We got tired of looking at it,” they told me. May they be blessed with gains beyond their wildest dreams.
demorgan325: So everyone please be aware of Butterflybluelady who as an artist has now stolen 贶 from me for commissions from April. When asked they told me that I had 5 others in front of me from this current month. She had first demanded that I stay
So talking to my friends about animu, they told me that i have to watch “Amagi Brilliant Park” or just “Amaburi” because it is my “type” of anime, the romance/comedy stuff.I mean they’re not wrong, this is my type thing.
Why are you so upset?Because I am leaving your Club.I have to tell you, all your fellow members were quite taken by the way I dressed for the occasion.Even though they told me women are not allowed in the club premises, they certainly made no effort to
kdentxx16: After my divorce I threw all my energy into my work or my two sons’ well being. For years I never dated or even went out with friends after work. As my sons got older they began to worry about my lack of social life and they told me that
witchyroses: mrcrockervevo: gardenoftheprincess:My school is telling me that the shirt I wore to school today that said “legalize gay” is inappropriate. They told me that I need to put something over it, and that it is offensive. I refuse. I am
Night night, I tried to be cute but instead am too sleepy to live. Also, welcome Gelatoni to my family! Thank you to whoever got him for me from my wishlist! (I legit don’t know, there was no note and no one has told me that they did!)
glasworks: Mabel: “All of my boyfriends treated me bad eventually. They told me I’m too flat, too chubby, too unfeminine, too crazy. In the end I figured out that you are the only one who always got my back, who cares about me, who treats me like
gardenoftheprincess: My school is telling me that the shirt I wore to school today that said “legalize gay” is inappropriate. They told me that I need to put something over it, and that it is offensive. I refuse. I am a child of artificial insemination
napaljenko001: 5thyo: drellmaster: Submission. Mom (70) and son (50) having some fun on their couch. They told me people think they are married because of their same name… This is hot!!! beautiful…I adore old people…male and female…mmm…great
emoglitter: my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight
ipcoconut: “They told me to stop, but moments with you made it hard for me to never not love you even more.”— Me and Him.
catwingsathena:My sister puts glasses away upside down.Because our mother does,Because her mother did,Because her mother lived through the Dust Bowl.One day my father sat me down and told me about epigenetics.How the trauma he went throughAs a child in
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME YOU KILLED MY POSSESSIONS You’re still going on about that, aren’t ya? Yeah…. I am…. Oh, well. Love and let go! Wait…what is it? Live and let’s
wannabepreggo: At first I was too shy to go to the anime convention. But then my friends convinced me by getting me to go in costume. They told me that if I could just pretend to me someone else, I could get over my social anxiety and have a lot of fun.
drewinthings:They told me if I did the straight faces wild mamba in the shower I could be in an @americanapparelusa ad. Guess the jokes on me, kids. (at regret )
volkswagenpassat:ajl0058: “they told me what they expected, and i suppose i came through for them.” Casting couch
a-lolitas-life: This is a great story…worth reading and since it made me cry I’m forcing you all to read it too! xoxo, Lolita - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They told me the big black Lab’s name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying
toonvmi: They told me to bring protection, I wasn’t sure what they meant
blvck-is-a-culture: bvlgari-papi: princesstakenoko: preme-king-kai: Kendrick Lamar holding back the tears as he tried performing “Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst.” They told me he rarely performs this song live, and now I know why. Staples
“Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It’s pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we’re out of options here. So…”
urbran: my dentist told me i have acute gingivitis and i asked if he was hitting on me. he was laughing so hard he had to leave the room
spockhetti: HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED
mishasminions: psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
clarasaviourofgallifrey: lumos5001: astudyincannibalism: my mum just told me that if we ever saw benedict cumberbatch in the street she’d trip me up and walk away so he would help me up your mom is an A+ parent What if he just laughs and walks
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
fishcustardandthecumberbeast: spockhetti: HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
imessaged: In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”
adultprivilege: numba1fanatic: educationalsystem: thewiseoldmoon: Now someone please explain to me why this is even close to acceptable? How dare WOMEN have bODIES?¿??? they told her it was unfair to the TEACHERS TO. THE. TEACHERS. IF YOU
riotlion: boyduroy: My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends,
ilikethatnoise: toomuchperfume: livenudegirl: reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog
So I won’t know if I got the job until the end of the week but they told me they’d know today. Now I’m sad and angry so I’m gonna go to chipotle
got fired from my fuck ass job for a no-call-no-show on a day they told me i would never work but i’m not mad in the slightest bit cuz i told y’all that shit was the most depressing thing ever so yeah. i’m kind of happy.
amberandfriends: “The entire ‘Glee’ cast was there,they told me to look at them if I felt nervous, and I remember looking down from the balcony, seeing 10,000 people, then seeing them and they were all crying. I just thought ‘That’s not helping!”
clementmoraschi: They told me a lot of things about adulthood but nothing prepared me for the reality of people slightly younger than me being far more successful than I am
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
femdomvignettes: “You know Amy, I had such good reports from the other women in the area, they told me you were the best maid they had ever had the pleasure of hiring. But since you got here you’ve just been eyeing up my husband and my jewellery.
lovethepinups: Alberto Vargas - June 1942 Esquire Magazine Varga Girl - “June finds me asking the Daisies if he loves me or loves me not, they told me if he didn’t, that the moron should be shot!”
erpideas: oral-creampie-sexjk: They told me the house was haunted when I bought it. I thought I could live with it. But no matter what I did or where I went, the ghosts found me and raped me. Turns out I can live with it 😈
Lol@being under 21. My friend told me as I started getting ready that I couldn’t come tonight because they only just realized I wouldn’t be able to get into the place where everyone was going. And then my other friend is sending me pictures
inkstainedpetal: I walked past your parents yesterday. It’s funny because four years ago they told me I was the kind of girl they wanted you to marry. And all I ended up as was the first one to break your heart. inkstainedpetal // life wasn’t as rose
submissive–daisy: They told me this is the test to decide a girl’s position in the sorority, who can last longer gets the higher place, and who cum quickly will be the slut they mocking about. I’m so close now, and other girls already laughing
god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the assholes who demanded it from me and told me to drop the ponies & whatever else just to cater to what they wanted are all gonna think i’m doing it for themi’m notto anyone who’s
ty for those that told me the context of that sexy pic i reblogged sdgsgfg ♥
I once told someone ‘I’m single because I’m so picky’. They told me: “don’t say it like its a bad thing. You SHOULD be picky about someone you decide to date & possibly settle down with. Never settle for less than
Haha. Someone messaged me and told me they paid for my private SnapChat and have been using the screenshots of my content by selling them to make money for themselves.You’re right, I won’t report it to SnapChat, I’m not stupid. What can I do? I
naked-yogi: Haha. Someone messaged me and told me they paid for my private SnapChat and have been using the screenshots of my content by selling them to make money for themselves. You’re right, I won’t report it to SnapChat, I’m not stupid. What
