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feminizemetn: I lost the poker bet and argued with both of them the entire time they forced me to dress like a little schoolgirl. I told them I was just going to dance around but before I new it I was being fucked from both ends. I told them no and that
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: answered the door trick or treating to my neighbors and their kids. they asked me why i wasn’t trick or treating and i told them that i didn’t have anyone to trick or treat with. they asked me if i wanted to
peeta-baelish: valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’ WWJD
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
tikkunolamorgtfo: polar-solstice: The first time I met my boyfriend’s grandparents, I was terrified. First, I really wanted them to like me, and second, he told me they were pretty religious. They’re Roman Catholic, but I’m Jewish, and I didn’t
daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
clientsfromhell: I just wrapped up a new website for a client. They loved it then told me they wanted a brochure. Client: Can we use the website as a brochure? Me: Yes, I can use the same content, colors and images to design a brochure that reflects
verssupremacy: kaedien: americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dipMy friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
skillfulprey: humanworkinprogress: almyro: filthy-dan: find-nemo: My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes. His guy
itsallgoodtogo: Wow! When my mom and sister told me they were taking out to dinner for my birthday and that they had a a special surprise for me, I had no idea that the surprise was a public titty flash from both of them. I could tell that every guy
kimmiebubimi: fckenstephy: welele: Navidad Hospitalaria They actually do this, my mom told me that when i was born they brought me in a stocking, so cute… I love this Wow
rionhunter: daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m one of those people that retell stories. So thank you.
better-than-porn: valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN KICKFLIP GAME PROLLY TRASH W THAT BOARD
polar-solstice: The first time I met my boyfriend’s grandparents, I was terrified. First, I really wanted them to like me, and second, he told me they were pretty religious. They’re Roman Catholic, but I’m Jewish, and I didn’t get the impression
madvilliangt: thisiselliz: madvilliangt: thisiselliz:Uncle told me never get serious with someone that’s messing with you while they’re in a relationship with somebody else cause if they’re doing it to them they’ll probably do that shit to
today at work some guy came up to me and was like ‘someone told me you are twenty but do they really mean ten?’ but then they followed that up with 'do you have any black in you? well do you want to?’
Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
aahhh gosh thank youuu dhsjags and its funny but a lot of people have told me they thought i was asian before they met me? aaa but thank you
pffft someone tried to scam me out of a free commission the other day They sent me an email with what they wanted so i told them how much it was and where to pay but i never heard back from them nor did I receive any money. Then I get an ask from them
1. ahh im not sure, my friends told me they’ve been and they’re like 18+ so maybe you can in some? it doesn’t really matter cause everyone in the street thinks im like 14 LOL 2. they do!!! ive always wanted to go there it looks like
verssupremacy: kaedien: americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because
canada-man-210: valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN ya’ll need jes…never mind
Do you love me, or do you not? You told me once, but I forgot. I asked my friends, they said you do, but they're all high, I hope it's true
transparasite: ecmajor: Facebook’s conformist name policy absolutely disgusts meWho are they to say what a “real” name is.Goodbye facebook Woa what did they do now? 7 days ago facebook logged me out and told me i had 7 days to change my name
submissive–daisy: I told my friends I really want to join the sorority, they agreed if I pass the task. When they tied me up in the center I thought maybe it’s just a ritual of the sorority. But after that they just starting to talk about what
