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mistressursular: Like I said, it’s so easy to train a male. Keep him naked, erect, and a firm grasp on his penis. Believe me, after a few weeks of this, pardon the pun, he’ll be like putty in your hands.
sickhumor: Oooh - good pun!
jeza-red: ‘Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris’ Oh man, you WISH you came up with this first, USA, did you XD Points for the pun, tho XDD
Steven STONE is right, hahahahahahaa…. I apologize.“I give it a 7. Had to knock off a point for the pun.”
mistress-jenna-k: I’m serious. If you have a chastity cage, lock yourself up right now. Stay that way until a woman lets you out. If you don’t have a cage, don’t think you’re getting off easy. (The pun wasn’t intended, but I like it!) Your
Her opinion I think on the matter
Don’t worry, that’s just her way of saying that she’s laughing too hard to continue the conversation
Submitted by grizzlyacorn
I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s bane. (Submitted by blackindigocat)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! You know how this works, right? Today’s all about user-submitted content! If you like someone’s submission,
Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
I made a whole bunch of these a while back but I forgot to submit them. Well nows a good as a time as any.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
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picklesquidly: ksuriuri: picklesquidly: EVERYONE PUNSHAME @ksuriuri *is giving u the STERNUM look*U pickin’ a BONE with me???? ur fucking dead scrub C'mon! U gotta put more backbone into ur threats!
picklesquidly: ksuriuri: picklesquidly: ksuriuri: picklesquidly: EVERYONE PUNSHAME @ksuriuri *is giving u the STERNUM look*U pickin’ a BONE with me???? ur fucking dead scrub C'mon! U gotta put more backbone into ur threats! ILL SHANK U WITH
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renleighthegirlking: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha I love this
MEIがMILKThanks to punycunnies for the pun.My patreon yaddah daddily dah http://patreon.com/doxydoo
I bet she gives all the guys woodys.
justbadpuns:I almost mist the pun
secrettriostuffidk: setaflow: Voltron: Legendary Defender + Onion Headlines (Part 2) (Part 1) Bonus: @the-punning-ubus
vectorv12: uniklo: elovers: WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE Crunchy Because we’re… …cool. OP needs to chill, its an ice feeling, sorry if i sound cold but its freeze-y to stop your problematic opinions. I thaw-ght you were better than this,
sparklecarehospital: Did someone call the love doctor?
cat-pun: a relaxed rouge
white–whiskey: *Insert Hard/Dirty work Pun Here* A memory of better times back home can make things a bit easier when it is so far away. Art by @sonicthebabe
textsfromtitanfood: he got the same message from hanji goddamn it
tastefullyoffensive: The new Apple Watch looks amazing. [image via]
nuclearnyx: my anaconda don’t want none unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
kohichapeau: … .the hard D.
prozdvoices: A lawyer with a secret crush on the lawyer he’s up against
systlin: jedifish81: systlin: lewd-plants: systlin: lewd-plants: New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction
lynati:rabidchild67:thatsthat24: I wanted to create my own Christmas movie 🎄 I would legit watch the hell out of this Hard same.
iwantedtobeadored:criticismschism:clouds-hair-gel:ChefirothFavorite tag from spicylavablock[Image ID: Tumblr tag that reads “the rat under his hat must be so fucked up man]@rayshippouuchiha
girljanitor: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha omfg
tinyfloatingwhales: I thought it was gonna end on the pun AND THEN IT GOT BETTER
justbadpuns: I almost mist the pun
thethetwistedone: fumbledeegrumble: NO It’s too late. The pun has been made
thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: Gravity Falls really had a character who was a short psychic who went to prison and then was broken out and didn’t use the pun “small medium at large” once, huh
schmuserin: becomingathena: Polite sexting. We’ve found a winner, kids. are we ignoring the pun in “willy nilly?”
edm-nation: (Slo)(th)at’s what you call (pun)ny.
pleatedjeans: 18 Puns That Are So Bad, They’re Good
romanoitalia: arminsbooty: artlert: WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS I’D BE BLOODY RICH WAS THAT A PUN?
jurnbo: consulting-catlady: jurnbo: drugbutterfly: jurnbo: corn dog no was this too corny for u get out r u serious my puns are a-maize-ing
djsckatzen: dnotive: tastefullyoffensive: Sad Cat attempts comedy. [x] This cat is me. its funny bc ur a furry and u make a fuckton of puns
sadnessandpuns: On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
corgisandboobs: ladybaggins: kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally
itseasytoremember: i hope he bought that car for that pun
cat-pun: everyone’s favorite apocalypse kids amirite
So you like chemistry puns...
poedemaron: There is no Wan like Obi Pun. x
kill-anime: crime-and-puns: *sets entire english language on fire* cuttlefishfish
doubutsu-no-mori: If I had to try for stupid pun names then maybe Doris and Isidoro.Alt. Candelas y Caniche.
darnni: quiteakerfuffle: My roommate was so angry at me for this pun. I hate this
artnaut: Punctual puns for your punishment or pleasure.
sirdiskscratch: clayorey: So many herbs, so little thyme im really mad at you for making that pun but thank u
steppingoncellphones: TouRabu pickup lines:I’m most effective if you tightly grip the hilt. ;)I’ll polish your sword real nice. ;)I’m like that stone that Excalibur was in – most men have trouble getting themselves to pull out. ;) I’d
mermaid613: loonylunalovegood97: timothydelaghetto: irep8oh8: elfacker: Arte de mierda. That’s so cool This guy is on a roll. Sorry. Arte de mierda is spanish for “Shitty Art” just hoped that non spanish speakers could get the pun too really
epictones: Cat costume swap puns 2/3. ;9
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